It Was Only A Matter Of Time
Jude Law and Sienna Miller are both doing acting shit on Broadway at the same time, so we were all waiting for the moment they would be seen rubbing all over each other in public. Well, the time has come (no pun intended). Star Magazine says that Jude and Sienna spent their Thanksgiving sucking pizza sauce out of each other's mouths at Emporio restaurant in NYC.
Some source said, "They were offered a private table in the back, but Jude and Sienna turned it down. They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other. They came in holding hands and kept touching each other and kissing throughout the entire meal. They only had eyes for each other!"
This is probably just a case of Sienna's vag catching up with an old friend: Jude Law's dick. Their parts bumped into each other, shared a few laughs, had a few lube-tinis, barfed on one another and then went their separate ways again. Sienna was just taking a trip down memory peen. Because at the moment, I think her bull dozer vagina still belongs to Balthazar.
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...and that--that THING on his chin IS looking a bit karposi-ish.
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SOOoooo.. A little 'ol' time's sake pussy'..? Or ol' time's sake peen?
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is that a nasty hairpiece or what?
Well, okay, if they were together, I think we can skip that whole "They're ust friends socializing". I mean, this girl's dumb enough to make Carrie Pray-John look smart. What are they gonna talk about? Quantum physics?
For a man to spend 15 minutes with Sienna Supernova-Pussy Miller and not stick his man bits into every single one of her orifices is like a seven-year-old going to Disneyland and just watching the rides.
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i liked jude in gattaca...
but thats about it.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 9:37am.
Awww, how sweet.
She dumped Jude the cheating whore, went off to find herself, and found out that she's a cheating whore, too!
That's what I thought when I heard the news. She felt she was on a higher moral ground than him when he cheated on her but now that she's helped a lot of other men cheat, she doesn't feel so bad about the incident. It's like the "cheating curve" described in Sex and the City.
Despite the chin thing, he looks good in this pic. I thought he was so good in Cold Mountain, and I'm looking forward to Sherlock Holmes...but his man-sluttiness is too much for me now.
His chin looks like the skidmarks on my husband's tighty-whitey's! A little Clorox Bleach would dissolve that bitch!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:10am.
Whoa! Did he leave Sadie Frost for Sienna? I didn't know that.
Jesus. She really IS a bulldozer vag!
I can't stand looking at him. The Talented Mr. Ripley just wasn't THAT long ago.
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Yup. They met on the set of his bomb, ALFIE. They claimed they *fell in love* and did not hook up until he left Sadie Frost but I don't buy that for a second.
Oh, and when he left Sadie Frost, she had bad PPD and their youngest child was 6 WEEKS old.
You know, I think they are both dirty, disease-ridden whorebags so I guess I hope they work it out. They always looked cute together, too. Cute and slutty.
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Hey, interstella, I'm totally curious... what does his hair look like in person?
If this is true then Jude Law must be hell on wheels in bed because he essentially shit all over this chick and she's coming back for seconds.
This is a really old picture of them two. He doesn't wear that toupee anymore. That was years ago.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Jude can 'breed' us anytime he likes!
They belong together: they are both card-carrying members of the Nat'l. Health Organizations' Repeat Sexually Transmitted Disease carriers.
They are so skeevy separately that together, it makes me want to wash my eyes out with bleach.
i don't think that's jude law. that's sarah jessica parker, right?
the hair, the mole, the fancy scarf?
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
TOLD YOU SO! (on the previous Jude Law post, bitches didn't believe me)
I know Law is a ladies' man, but does he have to wear the muff of his last conquest on his head as a symbol of victory?
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Bottom-feeder.
sienna miller looks like she smells like cigs, coke breath, and feta cheese.
tojo, LOL!!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 10:43am.
I don't know whether to make fun of the polkadot scarf knotted so delicately at the throat, his hair, or his mole. Or the dreamy look in his eyes.
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What the hell, go for it all!!
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I don't know whether to make fun of the polkadot scarf knotted so delicately at the throat, his hair, or his mole. Or the dreamy look in his eyes.
That picture of Jude Law is hysterical.
The only thing Jude Law's wig is missing is a chin strap...................................................Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
lmao at CentauLOON!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
who fucking cares. they both suck as actors.
Jack, she can suck a mean one, though
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Sigh...don't rub it in (out?)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
"They only had eyes for each other!"
aaaaaaaaaaaack accccccccccccck there goes my morning coffee
Coma Caca!!
Yeah, Jude ONLY* has eyes for her.
*May include one or more of the following: nanny, housecleaning lady, au pair, waitress/waiter, guy who does his dry cleaning, sister-in-law, ugly chick at the end of the bar, valet...
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Centaurooney!! *chugging Nyquil*
LOL at Kim Kardashian.... she can suck a mean one, though.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
What a horrible rug...and his toupee is bad too.
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Jack!!!!!!! *playing classical music*
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I agree with you, I think she is really pretty, cute, sexy and stylish.
I had a girl crush on her several years ago when she first came on the scene.
I have a new one every year.
I'm glad this year is almost over, because this year's gc was Kim Kardashian!
*cringing*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
flaunting their love?
Ha to the fuckin' ha!
That's straight up skank lust right there!
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Hey sushi, But she was the whore he cheated with initially. So she found herself a long long time ago.
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Whoa! Did he leave Sadie Frost for Sienna? I didn't know that.
Jesus. She really IS a bulldozer vag!
I can't stand looking at him. The Talented Mr. Ripley just wasn't THAT long ago.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Both of these people are trashy, waste-of-space whores. They deserve each other.
She dumped Jude the cheating whore, went off to find herself, and found out that she's a cheating whore, too!
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But she was the whore he cheated with initially. So she found herself a long long time ago.
*prepares for DL beat down*
Ok, I saw Jude on Jimmy Fallon, the one main reason I like Jimmy Fallon is because he makes the celebs do the stupidest stuff, Beer Pong, Charades, etc..., he had Jude show him sword fighting, *insert sword puns here*, Jude was doing Shakespeare or something on stage somewhere and it was funny.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
What is that on his face? Has that always been there? Did Val Kilmer leave it lying around somewhere and he decided to pick it up and try it on? Can I ask any more questions?
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
He USED to be hot.....what the hell happened??
Please, Sienna has a no refund/no return policy on her easily bored coochie. These walking fuck-bots are trying to promote their respective projects by generating publicity over them possibly humping again.
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I am not a pussy.
LMAO at loooooozaaah.... DAMN YOU FREDDIIIIIIIEEEE!!! lololol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
I'm with Bradi - I think they look pretty good together. BUT, I must say that I've always thought she was hot, regardless of the bulldozer meangina.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Jude needs to see a dermy-tall-e-jest.
Damn that Freddie from Skooby Doo! I have always had a weekness for men wearing ascots.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
they kinda look like siblings
Awww, how sweet.
She dumped Jude the cheating whore, went off to find herself, and found out that she's a cheating whore, too!
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it's yours.
If it doesn't, it never was...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I must be still asleep or the PMS is kicked up to defcon 5 but they kinda look good together and really kinda deserve each other.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
And what's up with that mole on his chin?
Does he have Karposi's or something?
"taking a trip down memory peen" - LOL!
The thought of these two sluts getting it on makes me ill.
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Better sucking pizza sauce out of their mouths than sucking on their pizza faces.