Tuesday, December 1st 2009

Suri Cruise Can Wear High Heels If She Wants To

Stepford Katie and Tommy Girl are getting shit from child experts and foot doctors who say that 3-year-old Suri Cruise is fucking up her tiny feet by strutting the streets in kitten heels. Stepford Katie says Suri loves playing with Tommy Girl's high heels and doesn't think there's anything wrong with her wearing them out and about. Suri really is her father's daughter.

Katie told Access Hollywood (via UsWeekly), "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels. They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them."

Bitches need to put their assholes in a bowl of ice and calm down! If Suri Cruise needs get a foot transplant like Posh in a few years, that's on her! Actually, I don't think that's going to happen. In a couple of years, Tommy Girl is going to confiscate all of Suri's prized heels, because he's not going to like walking around with a 5-year-old daughter who is taller than him. Tommy Girl will not be shown up like that!

Posted by: Michael K


Come on people! You never worn high heels when you're kid!? Where did you live, you miserable bitches!

People need to chill! My daughter loved high heels when she was 3. In fact, my neighbor's favorite memory is of her walking in the yard like she is hot and her ankles twist and she stumbles(kind of like me). Anyway, she hates heels and dresses now 8 years later. It's a phase and let her be a kid.

LisaRose's picture

Even if she likes it it is wrong. If she wanted to wield knives, would they let her do that too? Her feet are going to be messed up.

Uptown James's picture

Why the hell doesnt she go to Paris and work the runways? She's old enuff; plus it would get her away from the crazy.
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Fronika's picture

She sure is a bigass kid for three.

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Katie wears nothing else but black and grey

Caladonia's picture

Suri is gonna be a mega-bitch when she grows up. You can tell.

Manbearpig's picture

Old enough to wear heels yet still drinking from a baby bottle.

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Whatever's picture

Katie looks like a homeless woman. Poor Suri when she gets older her feet and ankles may be fucked up. Shame on katiebot for not putting a pair of proper footwear on her child!

MizRo's picture

whole lotta luv: I hope Suri is as tall as her bio-Dad, that would be some funny shit! She will tower over the GMD and you know that he will not be happy about that.

Pimpcessa's picture

Why isn't she addressing the folks that are screaming at her to put a coat on the kid?? Love to hear her answer to that one............Suri doesn't get cold...........she is capable of knowing what is right for her because she's a little soldier of Sciantology and knows all........

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JeffreyDahmer's picture

Suri, Katie's only friend.

Easydoesit's picture

The heels are cute. Little girls like to play dress up, as long as she doesn't wear them all the time she'll be fine. Besides if her feet get fucked up her rich ass parents will get them fixed.

In a couple of years, Tommy Girl is going to confiscate all of Suri's prized heels, because he's not going to like walking around with a 5-year-old daughter who is taller than him.

In 6 months Suri will be taller than Tommy. Josh Hartnett is like 6'3".

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Apparently looking at the havoc heels have wreaked on her mother's cloven hooves isn't enough to scare Suri into some age-appropriate Stride-Rites.

The point isn't that she has the shoes. The point isn't that she wants to wear the shoes. The point is children will not make the right decisions for themselves and it's up to their parents to step in and intervene when it's for the child's own good. Proper footwear when walking and proper attire for the weather fall into that category.

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MickeyHolland's picture

Put a freakin' coat on that kid and get her some age appropriate footwear. If she keeps wearing shoes like this, she'll be a cripple by the time she's 15. I've lost all respect for this Katie person. She is a mindless, powerless zombie who obviously can't stand up to a toddler, let alone to Xenu. And the worst thing is that Suri will be damaged in the process.

salacious's picture

Are those lucite?

Those kids who are never denied of anything they want grow up to become massive, self entitled cunts, especially in this day and age when it's become immoral to spank them. Heck, an abuelita could get sent to jail for doing that.

BarbadoSlim's picture

Do I see a baby bump, on Suri?

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

The reason for Suri not having a coat in cold weather is b/c of Scientology beliefs that a child should toughen up and become immune to cold. They are strengthening her ability to withstand pain/discomfort. This being important for acheiving trance states :)

M.E.'s picture

YAY!! She's got a sweater on....how about some tights though?

Pfffft.

Holy Fuck, hell must have froze over...Suri is wearing a sweater!!!!!

When this child grows up and makes Blohan look like Mother Theresa, no one but her fucktard parents (and I use that word with caution) will be to blame

lovemyboy's picture

We'll all be in for a real treat if Suri's dancing skills are anything like her mothers!

KidL's picture

Suri always looks like she's auditioning to be an extra on the latest SATC movie. I can't wait to see what this kid is going to be like as a teen. My bet is she is going to make Paris Hilton look normal and well-adjusted by comparison.

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Submitted by lara on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:31am.
i am always horrified when i read here about mothers who hate on a kid. wow.. judging a 3 yo kid, saying bad names. it's just too much. i wonder what would these mothers think if someone else told them their kid is a brat and they hate him. i know it's the internet, but a mother to actually say they hate another kid??? it's just unbelievable...
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Get over it. If you don't like the comments then don't read 'em. I have a kid-a girl-and Suri comes across a total spoilt brat who needs a super nanny intervention ASAP.

Also, if they "horrify" you so much, then why do you come to these threads about this kid?

i_heart_jack's picture

I love the references to "sweet" little Rhoda Penmark.

The Audrey's picture

How cold is it in NYC? I'm in boon-docks Louisiana and freezing my ass off today.

That poor child is going to catch pneumonia.

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MizRo's picture

She doess look like a hooker.

And if I choose to harsh on this 4 year old, it is my perogative. I don't dislike any other children, just this one.

This site isn't for the faint of heart or opinion.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Her feet are gonna be all kinds of fucked up by the time she's 18 if she wears that shit all the time. Isn't that how they used to bind women's feet in ancient China, starting them in childhood?

>>Oh my god, do these people who bitch about this not have kids?
My daughter used to have her 'princess' shoes that came with a dress, and she would regularly want to wear them when we went out.
She was just being a little girl wanting to wear her pretty shoes. I'm sure this Suri Cruise is the same. Get over it.<<

Ah, yes I DO have a kid (though luckily a boy). Nobody said anything was wrong with Suri WANTING to wear those shoes. But the whole point in raising kids is to not let them have their way with everything, because, like, we grown-ups are supposed to know better ... And those shoes are just fucked up on a four-year-old, both for her feet and the way she looks, like a mini-hooker.

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Submitted by starfishing on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:09am.
does this kid not get cold?
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M.E.'s picture

Um, I don't have a daughter, but I can see how developing feet, bones and legs could sustain damage due to consistant wear of high heels at an inappropriate age.

Hell, I'mm 33 and my feet are fucked up from wearing them AFTER I was done growing.

lara's picture

i am always horrified when i read here about mothers who hate on a kid. wow.. judging a 3 yo kid, saying bad names. it's just too much. i wonder what would these mothers think if someone else told them their kid is a brat and they hate him. i know it's the internet, but a mother to actually say they hate another kid??? it's just unbelievable...

The reason you say no to you kids when they are young is so you have a little bit of control over them when they are teenagers. Also, so that when they are adults they have some control over self.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:00am.
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OMG, I hate that kid! LOL

MizRo's picture

psl: *muah*

The thing is I love kids, love them! But this one is ferociously untamed, dirty, loud and generally obnoxious.

Trust, they already have a handful with this creature, the worst is still to come!

Oh my god, do these people who bitch about this not have kids?
My daughter used to have her 'princess' shoes that came with a dress, and she would regularly want to wear them when we went out.
She was just being a little girl wanting to wear her pretty shoes. I'm sure this Suri Cruise is the same. Get over it.

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MizRo, I am with you- I want to smack that kid.

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MizRo's picture

I detest Suri, oh yes I do.

And her mother doesn't fall far behind.

starfishing's picture

does this kid not get cold? katie is in layer's.

Auntie Mame's picture

Another Menendez type murderer in the making.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by tojo: "I hate that kid already...I know it's the parents fault when a kid is a little fuck, but you just wanna slap a brat..."

We have very dear friends who have a little shit from hell daughter. She is four years old now, and the last time she was here, she wrote on our walls (with pencil at least), dumped out every toy bin in our daughters' room and carved stars into our handmade wood buffet and an antique table with a ballpoint pen.
Our own brats don't even do that shit.

And you know how usually if an adult other than their parents tells a kid to stop doing something in a stern voice, they stop? Not this little shit. She fucking laughed in my face.

I hate that kid.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 9:56am.
Ballroom dancing shoes for kids? What parent would make their child do that?

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Norwaygirl's picture

Yes, Katie, and my children want chocolate for breakfast, skip homework and go to sleep at midnight..

But guess what? I love them, and want them to be healthy and educated.

There is so much love hidden in the word "no".

lara's picture

i am not worried. tom also has two other kids and they seem well adjusted, normal kids, so i won't blame this on him. katie is always with her daughter, she just likes to spoil suri..nothing wrong with that.

Hekki's picture

my daughters have little plastic high heels that they put on every once in a while to play dress-up. But they have wide feet and the shoes squeeze their feet so they take them off after five minutes.

When I was a little girl I was OBSESSED with high heels and "puffy" dresses (like Cinderella's ballgown) and would have done anything for those shoes.

I say it's fine for dress-up but not walking around the streets of NYC. That is ridiculous.

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tojo, but I thought nobody would know what I was talkin' about!
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fishsticksfan's picture

Why is Kate always dressed head to toe in warm clothes but suri looks like she ready for a warm spring day?

fishsticksfan's picture

Her poor feet.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

hehehee at 'famous peach' NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

On Topic: My mom was so neurotic when it snowed she used to make me wrap my feet in trashbags with DUCT TAPE around the ankles before putting my shoes on and going outside to play.... HATED IT!
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