Tuesday, December 1st 2009
Don't They Look Happy?
It's nice to see that the JCPenney pajama pants I got my mother for Christmas back in the late 80s found a holy home on the body of St. Angie. Those fug pants might be the reason why Billy Goat Brad looks like someone farted up his nostril. Or maybe he's got that worried look on his face because he caught his reflection in the car window and finally realized he has a grandmother's wild pube bush on his chin.
Why must Billy Goat Brad continue to fight the hot?! If he's not going to take a cat comb to that thing, he might as well shave it off.
Will someone please send a carrier dove to St. Angie's toothy vagina and ask it to chew off Brad's GOATee when he's kissing on it?
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I'm sure this "appearence" had everything to do with "that book" of truth about Angieho being released the very next day.
EVENT FABRICATED ...
For months, Brangelina mouth ...
Strangely ... the day of the release of Ian Halperin's book ... BRANGELINA ARE OUT AND APPEAR WITH FALSE COMPLICITY ...
BASIC AND DESPERATE RESPONSE FROM THE COUPLE ...
They lack the courage ... They don't assume their actions or the acerbic remarks about their relationship ...
BRANGELINA ARE IN THIS NO - EVENT ... AND MORE IN THE COMMUNICATION ... IN THE JUSTIFICATION ... IN THE MANIPULATION ...
Poor and Sad couple ... FORTUNATELY, THEY HAVE A LOT OF MONEY THANKS TO ALL THEIR FANS ...
That shade of yellow makes me want to PUKE, immediately!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Ang has looked EXACTLY the same for three years now - thirsty and medicated. Old news, dude.
Seriously - these photos are taken from two seconds of them walking to a car, just watch the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqyM6pqhy8
and it tells a VERY DIFFERENT story...
*sobs into handkerchief at injustice of criticism directed towards the Saintly Duo*
*Signs up to Justjared*
*throws self out of window*
I bet James Haven tells them they look good before they go out, that or they let Maddox pick out their clothes because it helps him to grow....
*sigh* I wonder if all the loons at JJ rubbed their 5 braincells together they might be able to put together some kinda legitimate argument. Now THAT would be news!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Btw that youtube video someone posted, shows them laughing and giggling in the car... maybe they really are happy together !
Wow... they do look horrible and something seems off 'bout Angie.
I don't think they'll break up anytime soon and honestly, these two hypocrites deserve each other !!
I'm in, MoFos!...and the loons go WILD! YAAAAYYYY!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Fucking shit, those JJ loonies need a shot of Haldol and a rubber room. Sad, pathetic, delusional!
Before it gets deleted, here's what I posted (and they starred out BASTARD; I hate that teletubbie fucking web site!):
Jesus Wears Tennis Shoes @ 12/01/2009 at 4:32 pm Trampolina is still on the heroin needle (looks like she licks the dew off the grass for sustenance) and Sad Sh!t looks like a billy goat. I feel sorry for their ******* children.
Perhaps Sad Brad will “act” in a movie with Sienna Miller, whose venus flytrap vajayjay will ensnare him and steal away Trampolina’s man the way she stole away JA’s.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
The beard must die!!!
I really don't want to believe all the Angelina crazy lady stories, but Brad does have have seriously "help me, help me" eyes.
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There's nothing like a little black pussy!
They look like they are on each other's nerves. Angelina looks like she was playing dress-up in granny's closet.
I'm not so concerned about him - I've never liked him. But WTF is she wearing??? This is something my husbands 87 year old grandmother would wear to a wedding. HORRID!!! I'm sure it's expensive, but come on!
She looks like crap and he does too. That outfit just doesn't suit her at all, and the baby sh-t color of that top is awful..and Brad really needs to shave.
I don't know why, but it's so refreshing to know that I have a better body than Angelna Jolie. Teeeheee. Bitch has absolutely no figure at all anymore.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Why does she insist on making herself look so matronly all the time? The woman seriously cannot dress herself. Was she thinking, "what would make me look sexy, stylish and appealing? Oh, I know! A wrinkly pair of black silk pajama pants and an old lady shirt in a really nasty shade of piss/diarrhea yellow. Yep, that's the look I was after! This should really make Brad's taint tingle."
Like she eats! She has not pooped since 1999.
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Reeter ;) Serrusly! And I sure hope Brad doesn't smell as bad as he looks. I feel like putting a dollar in his cup, poor bastard. *gag*
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:17pm.
The last time I saw that color AJ's wearing, I had just peeled back a diaper.
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I just busted out laughing in this quiet office!! That is SO funny!
LMAO @ you guys fucking with the JJers! Those people are among us, y'know. *shudders* *grabs Glock*
The last time I saw that color AJ's wearing, I had just peeled back a diaper.
Gotdayum they look happy. woot, and shit.
I like her old nose better than her new nose.
Brad has to be looking like that for a movie role. Kinda like when Tom Hanks looked like shit while he was filming Castaway.
HENDS HENDS BAWKING AT THE OHSHUNS!!!
ALL HALL THE WHOLEY CUPPLES!!!!
H8 STOP NOW!!!! H8 STOP NOW!!!
They look as happy as two women on the rag and only one tampon left in the box, and it's a Light Tampon.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
nothing in Hollywood is as it seems, except maybe the Hoff's little love affair with holy water. I hate you MK now all I see is a merkin on brad's face.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
I once commented on a bikers sculpted goatee (on the sculpting). He was standing next to me at a New Years party as the countdown to midnight began - quick as, he responded "you mean my womb broom?".
OUT.OF.THERE WITH 2 SECONDS TO GO..
Oh no! Not them! : (
OMFG!! You guys are killing me over at JJ. I know it has to be one of you horz..bwwwaaahhhhaaaa !!!!!
Angelina Jolie (ID verified) @ 12/01/2009 at 1:11 pm
Last time I was in Africa with the UN, I let the nurses use my hips to practice putting diapers on starving infants.
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Team Jennifer! @ 12/01/2009 at 1:11 pm
scream at the ocean - scream into her cavernous va jay jay? What would be the difference? They both smell like fish.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/01/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-dolce-d...
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
That beard.
I need for him to wash 'n' set it.
Braid it.
Crimp it.
Hang some sparkly beads.
A barette with ribbons.
Fold it under with bobby pins.
Something.
Anything...
Me and that beard are fuckin' done professionally.
I. Just. Can't.
I think I'm going to have to watch "Bad Santa" tonight.
She looks hot, he does not.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:45pm.
What do they mean by "scream at ocean"??
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Jen A. said that once in an article YEARS AGO, right after they broke up. They asked her how does she deal with her sadness or some such and she said something like...you know, I go for walk on the beach and scream at the ocean...
Which I thought was a pretty lovely and very sane thing to do. They think it's pathetic. *shrugs*
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Haha just looked at Just Jared, what a bunch of fruitloops.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
What do they mean by "scream at ocean"??
Submitted by CillaBlack on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:30pm.
God, look at the video here on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqyM6pqhy8
They CLEARLY hate each other! Who are they fooling? NOT ME.
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LOL! Did you see the way that he pushed her into the SUV. I bet he wished that was a cliff.
God, look at the video here on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqyM6pqhy8
They CLEARLY hate each other! Who are they fooling? NOT ME.
P.S.- I really want to meet a rich older woman/man around here - can anyone hook me up with anything like that?
TANX.
Brad wants to look as ugly as has his nasty ass anorexic whore
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Corrupt governments cannot be trusted with the Jolie-Pitt's money, which is why they make such sizable donations to their privately run, tax-free charitable bodies.
Just because the money is being held in the Jolie-Pitt's accounts does not mean that Darfur is not benefiting.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
lipton @ 12/01/2009 at 12:21 pm
I am really in love with this couple, so beautiful so happy. Angie’s look of love to Brad melts my heart.
Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/01/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-dolce-d...
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Ok, I really can't stay there but I'm totally condfounded by this...what look of love?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
LMAO at ziggy
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
@lil_ras, just let me know when you go.
The United Nations do depend on Angelina - as both a consultant and public educator.
Who here can honestly say that they knew where Darfur was before Angelina's groundbreaking article in The Economist?
Since Angelina's visit, Darfur's heroin market has experienced an unprecedented economic boom, maternity hospitals now have a 50% rate of accuracy when handing mothers their children, and sales of firearms has tripled.
Further, Angelina's lecture tour has helped liberate what was once a sexually repressed nation. Thanks to Sigmund Jolie's works, men and women have thrown away the shackles of monogamy in favour of hedonistic extramarital sex with both married persons and single fuck-buddies who will love you long time.
No longer are women afraid to cut themselves during sex - Angelina has taught them how blood letting can be sexy.
Fellating guns has now become a part of the basic curriculum.
All thanks to leading from the Jolie-Pitt's stellar example.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:11pm.
I might understand it in adolescents who have suffered a painful rejection but most of these are grown women - even middle aged women.
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LOL!!! This is totally the new dlisted motto!!
What happened to the Marilyn Monroe tattoo Angie had on her arm??? Did she get it removed???? Is she thinking of getting others removed?? I need to know!!
OMG snowy lolololllll!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
LOL@snowy: You got me. I just could not leave that shit alone;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
@ JazzFish
Jazzy, Yay!!!
Chirio + angel_i + I are planning to go to JJ later today. Join us!
groundcontrol @ 11/15/2009 at 11:48 pm PT, I would love a behavioral psychologist to weigh in on the mentality of these trolls and those who have set Angelina Jolie up as their mortal enemy. It’s completely bizarre to me. I might understand it in adolescents who have suffered a painful rejection but most of these are grown women - even middle aged women. There are more psychological abnormalties than I care to know about.
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You’d think age would give these people some peace but it looks like some people spend their entire lives giving vent to their anger and the pain of slights by transferring it onto famous people. It’s sad and not a little bit disturbing.
Besides, she was really good in Transformers
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown