Tuesday, December 1st 2009

The White House Party Crashers Did Not Crash The Party


Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the White House party crashers, went on Today this morning to extend their 15 seconds of fame (and I'm falling for it). The Salahis are in talks to join the cast of The Real Housewives of DC, which is on Bravo. Bravo and NBC are brother and sister. Today is on NBC. You do the math.

Even though both the White House and the Secret Service say the Salahis were not invited to last week's state dinner, they claim they were. Michaele then said a bunch of things that she really should have saved for amateur comedy night. Michaele said that the accusations of them being party crashers has destroyed everything they've worked so hard for (HA!) and that their homes have been invaded by the media (HA! HA!). Michaele continued to whine that they have been misrepresented by paparazzi forums (HA! HA! HA!). And finally, she promised that the truth will definitely come out (PRIZE WINNING JOKE AT THE APOLLO!).

Tareq and Michaele are providing documents and e-mails to the Secret Service and are confident that their names will be cleared.

I hope that Bravo's cameras are rolling when Michaele hands the Secret Service an e-mail from an exiled Nigerian prince promising them an invitation to the state dinner in exchange for $10,000US.

And Ken Paves should've crashed this interview to moisturize that bitch's thirstay weave.

Posted by: Michael K


sarahcasm's picture

honestly, this has some amazingly brutal moments. <3

Manimal5's picture

Well at least they were invited to the black cockus dinner.

MooseMama's picture

SO they were suppose to be on Larry King on Monday but then pulled out of the interview because they said the secret service asked them to, now they're on NBC's Today show which coincidently is a sister network to Bravo (they're both owned by NBC Universal) How much do you want to bet that she ends up as a real housewife of DC, and they use the footage from the interview because now that its a NBC company who did the interview Bravo has rights to it, These people are the biggest famewhores I have ever seen, if you havnt watched the video (I know you don't care but watch it) her eyes are darting left and right while talking about, It's like a lesson in how not to look while you're lying

ScarfnBarf's picture

I'm not watching the video because I really don't give a fuck. If they indeed crashed the White House - good for them. It's a story they can tell their friends for the rest of their lives. The only person who should give a turd is Obama. He should be wondering what kind of bullshit security is watching his back.

cprincess's picture

Like -really who gives a fuck except that for all their posturing the Secret Service are obviously fucking morons-they saw this broad wearing a sari and decided that as the Indian Prime Minister was there that they must be OK!!!

MK-you sure are right about the thirsty weave on her head-someone get it a drink.
These broads with their fake blond crappy hair make me die with laughter!

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Trashy Trasherson's picture

I was listening to some local DJ's on the radio this morning (so obviously, take this FWIW), and they were saying something about this couple's facebook page having pics of them at the White House dinner along with tags like "we did it" and "look who we just met." Who knows how true this is, of course.

As an aside, I've always just assumed that this whole "they were crashers" came out due to the couple's own big mouths. I really do wonder now how it *actually* came about.

pomegranate's picture

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:26am.
Yeah, we need more media whores in this country.

I agree with PSL - ignore them.

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Amen. Are we getting close to the end of the famous-for-no-good-reason-besides-reality-tv era? Surely there is a breaking point?! Fads go in and out, after all (like the game-show fad). Reality tv, I mean the really trashy reality tv, the type that makes idiots like Heidi and Spencer famous, must be approaching its shelf life.

EvilShoe's picture

This couple has been with Obama before (2008):

http://www.polocontacts.com/photo/americas-polo-cup-preevent?context=pop...

And Fergie and Randy Jackson...

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snowpiece's picture

Pygar2000 well I saw an interview with the DisCountess and she found it all very tacky, LOL

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xtinawasmynamefirst's picture

I've heard that your voice gets REALLY LOW when you're lying...................

agirl's picture

"the truth will finally come out" - Didn't O.J. Simpson and Rod Blagojevich (I don't care how it is spelled) say the same thing?

The truth is already out, bitches.

rukiddingme's picture

Anyone notice how her hair is longer in the NBC interview than it was last week at the state dinner? Anyway, I'm sick of hearing about these fame whores.

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Mama Moore's picture

44 is way too old to wear your hair like that. Time for a visit to Fantastic Sam's.

Thank You so much for pointing this out, the whole bit about not being paid is total douchery of Gosselin proportions because of the close relationship between these networks. As in they're the same company and the same bottom line.

Plus they elude to a future sit down interview on the Seacrest Service's timetable whatever that means. Will they be paid for that meeting? Is this Bravo's attempt to rehab this crazy bitch because they think they've got another winner on the line?

Rican35's picture

I'd watch their prison show, maybe, but right now, they really need to take their punishment and GTFO!

The crucifix necklace is a nice touch. All they have to do is provide their invitation and END OF STORY.

Pygar2000's picture

Well no matter the outcome, she will always have her "lifetime memory." I would love to see a number of the "housewives" do their own version of this scene! Vicki! Sheree! Kim! Ramona! Neenee! KELLY! and of course, Tamara!

snowpiece's picture

hahahah K.D RACIST!!!!!

hugs to lil rasc ♥♥♥

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First of all shame on the Today Show and NBC for trying to pretend they do not have a vested interest in this story.

Second of all shame on the MSM for extending these douchebags 15 minutes.

Third, why the hell aren't their asses in jail already? Why is the Secret Service only thinking of arresting them?

And really, Matt Lauer, stating it was his pleasure to be interviewing them. Only because I am sure he thinks the slutty blonde is a hot piece. We all know he's a dog.

nunya_bizness's picture

Why do I think these retards were invited all along and cooked up the scheme to have someone (their publicist) secretly leak to the media that they crashed the party, just to have their invitation confirmed by the secret service and then, they get all this free publicity and everyone feels sorry for them...Alakazaam...they are FAMOUS!

Am I wrong?

POOOTEEEE!
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So why would the White House deny that they were invited?

This trick's name is Michelle Anne and not Michaele.

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

Yawn.
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mitchyul's picture

But then, who cares! HA!

Publicity sluts like them are really the lowest form of life going. Ignore them and they will go away

little_rascal's picture

@ Jack-in-the-hat

I've already discovered that any comment with words Brangeloonie or Brangeloon will not be posted on JJ.

On topic : they're attention seekers.

Pootie's picture

Why do I think these retards were invited all along and cooked up the scheme to have someone (their publicist) secretly leak to the media that they crashed the party, just to have their invitation confirmed by the secret service and then, they get all this free publicity and everyone feels sorry for them...Alakazaam...they are FAMOUS!

Am I wrong?

POOOTEEEE!

TexnDoc's picture

Bravo tried weeks ahead to get an invite for purposes of getting footage for their reality show. Secret Service said no. Some staffer at White House got them and camera crew in anyway as they are in bed with NBC. Now Secret Service is expected to take the bullet.

nunya_bizness's picture

Sadly, she spent 7hrs getting her hair to look that blond and limp:

In fact, one person they owe money to is Erwin Gomez from the Erwin Gomez Salon and Spa in D.C. He appeared on E! and talked about preparing Michaele Salahi ready for the White House dinner. "I new she wanted to be hot, but I didn't know she was gonna be this hot," he says.

Michaele is not a stranger to debt. She owed Erwin money from the time he did her hair for her wedding. Learning his lesson, Erin says , "I made her pre-pay for the White House dinner".

jack-n-the-hat's picture

lil_ras - hahaha yes, but they won't post half the damn stuff I write... i guess you can's use wirty derds on that POS site.... *places "L" shape on forehead*
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:47am.
A Pakistani made it all up to take attention away from the Indian PM. That's my guess!
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Good guess. The only way the dinner could have been worse was to have seated Palestinians and Israelis at the same table.

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little_rascal's picture

@ Snowpiece

Snowy, you're back!
Missed you! ♥ ♥ ♥

on topic : these people should be prosecuted. And White House security should be tightened!

KD's picture

A Pakistani made it all up to take attention away from the Indian PM. That's my guess!

little_rascal's picture

@ Jack-the -birthday-boy

Jack, I just saw you on JustJared, are you JacksBack?
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KD's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:41am.

Yeah - it's gotta be something like that. I've been waiting and waiting for that little tidbit: How were they found out? Who told? But it never comes...
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I'm sure the secret service is waiting as loooong as they can before they say "Oooopsie! we goofed!"

Is it possible that someone in the administration thought having Bravo there would be great? It's not like this administration doesn't covet any kind of media. It will be interesting to see whether these people have a legitimate invitation and how it was acquired.

The shame of this is really what a spectacle it made out of a state dinner for the PM of India.

Chirio's picture

Dear White House secret Service:

1st of all I think they were invited and somehow someone just wanted them to have more publicity (NBC)...
2nd of all if they were not invited..Next time and FOREVER if there is a party or whatever..Have the guests send out their pictures (like passport pics). THINK~ TAKES A FEW BRAIN CELLS DUMB DUMBS.
So when a guest arrives and hands out the invitation to you, then you can see their name and the pic and go from there. It might be a lot of work, but it's a damn pic.

Coma Caca!!

KD's picture

Oh, Palistinian, I was close!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:35am.

I always thought they were invited and that someone is just being a moron thinking that they weren't. Kind of like when you're playing telephone and someone screams "OMG SUSIE IS NAKED" when the message was really "Yummy, Susie has no-bakes"

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Yeah - it's gotta be something like that. I've been waiting and waiting for that little tidbit: How were they found out? Who told? But it never comes...

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KD's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 11:36am.

what nationality is the husband does anyone know?
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Maybe Jewish?

snowpiece's picture

gracias, chiri, love the new avie!

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Chirio's picture

Snowy: Tareq's father Dirgham Salahi is a Palestinian from Jerusalem. His mother Corinne is from Belgium.

Coma Caca!!

snowpiece's picture

what nationality is the husband does anyone know?

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KD's picture

I always thought they were invited and that someone is just being a moron thinking that they weren't. Kind of like when you're playing telephone and someone screams "OMG SUSIE IS NAKED" when the message was really "Yummy, Susie has no-bakes"

angel_i's picture

I would like to know who it was that reported they were crashers...

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letinstar's picture

i have a suggestion...stop giving attention to these nitwits...nobody cares about them...
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Don't know what the truth is and don't really care. My only concern is if they really were not invited then HOW THE FUCK did they get passed the secret service....? all I picture is some guard sitting by a door snoring with a donut in his hand as they tip toe by (que piano sound as they tip toe - tink tink tink).
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angel_i's picture

Bitch, please. These people have no idea what it feels like to be destroyed.

♥ Threadkilla!
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

SpiceDong's picture

ha they are going to produce email invites like Chicken Cutlets did when she was denied entrance to the Chanel party a while back. Chicken Cutlets should learn from these bitches...at least they got past the velvet ropes and even fooled the secret service dummies.

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suckandfuck's picture

Who could possibly give a fuck? Who??

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Ophelias evil twin's picture

all they have to do is produce the official invitation, not that I give a shit but it would shut everybody up and we could get on with our lives and move on to obsessing over Tiger getting clubbed by his wife.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

It's times like this that I wish we lived in a dictatorship so crimes like this one would be punishable by death.

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