George's Piece Meets His Mom
At the Up In The Air premiere in Westwood, CA last night, George Clooney pranced on the red carpet with his piece of the moment Elisabetta Canalis on one arm and his hot mom Nina Warren on the other. George introduced his mother to the paps and then pointed at Elisabetta while saying, "this random woman just came up!" Speaking of random women, Sarah Larson probably disguised herself as an usher and hid under his seat inside of the theater. So George shouldn't joke like that. But what George should do is bring his mother around more often.
Seriously, Nina Warren looks younger than George Clooney. If I had just danced with my bong and you told me that Nina Warren was George's daughter, I'd probably believe you. And if Nina Warren is like every other mother, she probably loves hearing that.
Every time someone tells my mother that she looks way too young to have a son my age, she'll laugh and say, "Oooooh, you so crazy!" But then when they walk away from us, she'll push me and scream, "Did you hear that?! Did you hear that?!" Every single time. I better prepare her for the day that someone says to her, "You look like you could be his granddaughter!" She will explode into a tornado of didyouhearthats.
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Everyone keeps stating that George should do better, but lets face it, he's an actor and the women lots of people think he should be around wouldn't have him. He's not such a catch for a professionally successful female diplomat or lawyer, or anything else that people think should be dating Clooney. Unless he dates another actress, then he's stuck with the cocktail waitresses/strippers/aspiring models.
wow, his mom is certainly the best looking one in these photos. did you notice how she looks just like the head lady from "V"? is she really a serpent? is george clooney really an alien?
Holy crap. That woman has to be at least 70 and she looks about 15 years younger. Her hairstyle and outfit scream "Incredibly Well-Preserved." I don't think even George looks as good as his mom. Jeebus.
Nina is channeling a young Ashley Judd in the main photo and that is definitely a compliment.
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Shit George, mama is hotter than your beard.
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I'll take the Helen Mirren/Nina Warren threesome entree..with a side of Raquel Welch please.Damn George...yo' mama is a GILF!
Did they just come from a funeral?
Also George is looking kinda skinny.
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His Mom has plenty of wrinkles on my monitor but she still looks like she could be George's wife. On the other hand, his girlfriend looks like she could be his daughter. I wonder where George gets his arrogant salesman personality from?
It is very easy to look so young and beautiful when you have all the money in the world to pay a plastic surgeon to keep you that way!
There is no way on earth that a woman her age has no sagging and no wrinkles!
MizRo, Nina Clooney has always been beautiful!!! Yes, she's probably visited a plastic surgeon or two, but, back in the day, Nina was the shit!! A really beautiful woman. I don't think she lifted a finger then either. Nicky has always been crazy about her and spent a mint on her back then. They don't really need George's money because Nicky was an anchorman in Cincinnati and, later, Los Angeles. But, Georgie's money is nice too!!
OTOH, his sister Ada is a fat, ugly pig!! Poor girl took after Aunt Rosemary rather than Mommy!!
Another stupid movie desperate for an Oscar like that other stupid movie Nine Ten or whatever...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:57pm.
clooney's mom looks just like my mom!!
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Haha, Jack just wants us to think he looks like George Clooney...
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she's got dancer body, and a beautiful smile.
wow, it's been a while since i said something nice about someone on dlised! feels strange....
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Mama Clooney is beautiful!
Elizabetta looks pretty masculine here. I've seen pictures where she DID look hot, but in general I don't think she's all that attractive (she's got the Sandra Bullock harsh face thing going).
And his mom is lovely, so tiny. I'm feeling her haircut.
its bruce bitch...
They've all met the mom... she delivers the news like a guillotine... its better this way...
Obviously, he has paid for many face lifts for his mom. No one is fooled...
Georgie's mommy is hotter than the piece.
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Amazing how when these sluts start dating Clooney, they cover up and put on airs of gentility. I wonder if Clooney ever gets sick of dating these types.
damn, that's mom??? my first thought before reading it was kylie minogue. damn.
Wow - his mom is the hotness...I guess that's where he gets it. Now. Where can we get him a razor?
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HOT mother! WOW. His dad is a handsome fella too.
His girlfriend is very boring looking.
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That's his Mom??? Good God i need to find her plastic surgeon !!!!
Always a bad sign when your mom looks better then your GF.
is that george clooney or george michael? :D
That is an awfully masculine looking girlfriend. His mom is infinitely hotter.
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His mom is much more beautiful than his piece. He looks 20 years older than his mother.
His Mom looks younger then him.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:02pm.
He always goes for dark brown beards. I think he would look great next to an auburn haired lady. He should try that next.
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Submitted by tenspoonsofspin on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 3:26pm.
Am I the only thinking that George and him mom make a nice couple?
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Jeepers, yes! The woman looks so fresh and lovely. In fact, she kind of makes George's current ornament look a little rough around the edges.
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Am I the only thinking that George and him mom make a nice couple?
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Awwww, I can't help it that I loves me some Georgie still. I bet he's a frigging blast to hang out with or drink with. He just seems like fun and not pretentious. Now his lady friend doesn't give the same vibe at all. She looks like the typpe to be shitty to a server in a restaurant, but not around him.....know what I mean?? And I don't get why sometimes she looks hawt and sometimes waaaaaay nawt! Very strange.
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Wow, his mom is beautiful! I mean, clearly she went to an amazing plastic surgeon and got the best package they offer and told them to bill it to George Clooney, but still.
The girlfriend is rough.
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Georgina should stay away from the awful orange spray tan.
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Dis his mom??? Wow. Could be his girlfriend...
Mama what is the news?
His mom is beaming.
LOL @ Gwennie.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:53pm.
If mom's been cut on, she got her son's money worth. Good for her.
Who's the dude on the other side of Georgie Porgie? He's dressed nice to be working security.
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His girlfriend has a crazy sick body. I'm jealous.
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 2:06pm.
Mama Moore, zomay: hello lovies!
MM: Princess Stephanie has not aged well at all, she used to be sooo pretty.
Her sister used to be BEAUTIFUL: I saw a pic of the both of them the other day and I was shocked!
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I agree about the aging princesses. They are both heavy smokers and tanners.
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lady beard looks like a dude.
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First of all shes dressed correctly not like some fucking aging Britney Spears like most of the Hollywood ho's and secondly if she has had surgery its looks nice and natural.
Is it just me but does Georgeys piece have a bit of a lady boy look?
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horible jacket thingy Elissbetta has on. aaaaaarg I wanna burn it~
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putas: she is in taut, excellent shape too!
zomay: He does look completely different.
His Dad is 75 and they married in 1959. Her age is not listed.
Money really can buy love and the best cosmetic surgeons around.
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