Hot Slut Of The Day!
Harald Glööckler, a German fashion designer and one of the world's legendary natural beauties!
There are really no words capable of expressing the love I feel for this glamorous German unicorn. Harald is something the angels queefed out in ecstasy one glittery night. Just gaze at his rings from the World of Warcraft fine jewelry collection at Spencer's Gifts. Then let their sparkles carry you to his immaculate "mother of the bride" french tips. From there you can jump on his magical eyebrows of ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. It's like a high-ranking chola queen scooted over his eyes and blessed him. They really couldn't get any more beautiful. Sharpie deserves every Nobel Peace Prize for this.
And here's Harald throwing the glitter and re-inventing the swish while selling his perfume on Germany's HSN.
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Dear gods, it's like Christopher Lowell and David Gest had a love child...
MK, your comments are the best. Bobby Trendy, if you are lucky, this is your future.
Actually, Charlize Theron's MOTHER killed her father.
Just settin' the trivia correct.
aaaahhhh no way he made it out to "se" world. Everytime i see him on TV, i get the creeps. Me thinks hes on cokaine (isahelluvadrug) 24/7.
He is a jerk. And keeps complaining bout his life the hole time, how sad it was,... Ja wir haben verstanden. He wanted to be a serioous designer, but that didnt pay him, so now he is selling sh*T on TV. Def not my fav slut of the day.
He should make a sex tape with Adm Lambert. Their combined glitter, grease, jizz and black tar hair polish will be like two big gay galaxies colliding.
Jesus, MK, how do you come up with all that German insider stuff?
Come on, you're secretly following Teh Hoff's Twitter, right?
I'm a huge "fan" of Glööckler (omg the pretentious double ö-s alone are killing me!), just yesterday at work my colleagues and I were making mean, mean fun of him for hours.
He's just so... so... SO extremely dislikable, it's extreme cringe-worthy fun watching the HSE24 channel when he's on talking about how deliciously exquisite his designs, "made for ze queen in you", are.
It's always fun watching and listening to people from a simple background trying desperately to sound and behave as if they've been part of the noblesse for centuries. Not. Believable.
Who knew there were cholas in Germany?
How the heck do you find these (seemingly unlimited) hot-slut-of-the-day human specimens? LOL
Thank you for the morning laugh...
Glamour, thy name is Harald Glööckler!
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Bottom-feeder.
Karl Lagerfeld's alter ego...
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
When he dies they'll have to shoot his mouth. Shut up bitch!
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Those ain't chola brows....whoa, what kind of brows ARE those??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
VOW, VOW, IZ DAT ZEXY!!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
OKAY!!!!! Now we're talkin'....I officially nominate this lovely packaged unicorn as our "Hot Slut of the Year"!!!!. Consider the towel thrown into the ring!!!! This will vindicate the loss of Abandoned Couch *YES!!! I am bringing that up again!!*
This is my vote for Harald Glööckler as "Hot Slut of the Year"...all others can be the Miss Congenialities.
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
I thought that was David Gest!!!
http://www.myspace.com/andrinaaldape
This guy is fantastic! And any perfume with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the top is sure to be great.
I want some.
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HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE? -MK
PEEEERfect Hot Slut. next to Jambi♥
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:17am.
Oh wow. such beauty to wake up to. Morning all!
I know! Excellent for losing your morning wood and sobering up at the same time. I needed to get up and go for coffee anyways.
Thanks MK! :)
TTFN
wow. i understood everything he said. this bitch is magical; instant german teacher.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Where is Plecto?
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
omg i am SOOO glad you featured him! he was on QVC over here 2 weeks ago and he was HILARIOUS! he was jumping all round the place even on the sofa thing they had (he almost did a tom cruise!) and he kept bursting into song-he started singing "eye of the tiger" when the qvc presenter was trying to sell his tiger ring to the audience and the models looked scared of him lol! the stuff he was selling was actually really nice (if i had some moneyz i would have brought some) and he was just soo funny with the stuff he kept coming out with that i genuinly like him-he seem like a genuinly nice guy :)
Well done MK. It took you almost a year to feature the great Harald G but Im glad he finally has his moment. He's been a hit in Austria for a few years now. His shows are so awesome the VHS turns gold once you taped a few moments. I tried putting more on youtube but he's such a rare creature. He's always on really late at night. Kinda like a woodland pixie you cannot catch.
Oh wow. such beauty to wake up to. Morning all!
Coma Caca!!
Um, nice manicure.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:14am.
WTF is goin on here!
Leave Peaches and S&F alone! It's dlisted not Oprah!
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Hold me, motherfucker.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Who buys a perfume with the word "POO" in its name? Reminds me of an old Three Stooges riff.
"Whoo! What's that perfume?"
"Sphynx."
"I know it does. What's it called?"
Ba-DUM!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:31am.
peaches your avie is so cute!
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thank you is memebon , sooooo cute !
you look real sessy and stuff !
muaaaaaaaaaah
xoxoxoxoxo
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
peaches your avie is so cute!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:23am.
LEAVE PEOPLE WHOSE PARENTS KILLED EACH OTHER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE!
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LOL!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
muaaaaaaaaaah to david letterman , you hot and you know it !
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Thanks Peaches! Now my day is complete!
Gotta work, see y'all later.
*runs for quick post about Elise Keaton*
TITS
please nooooooooo , i still have half of a heart !
despite what die whateveeeeeeeeeeer said i am only half a cunt !
memebon is hot , maru too : )
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Wow, just...wow. I can't even imagine someone who thinks his crap is tasteful and classy.
LEAVE PEOPLE WHOSE PARENTS KILLED EACH OTHER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
As the Germans would say: "So ein Scheiss".
bah memebon is merely maru's uglier angry cousin!
http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:14am.
WTF is goin on here!
Leave Peaches and S&F alone! It's dlisted not Oprah!
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word !
xoxoxoxox
david letterman is one hot and decent guy !
rest mah case
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:12am.
If you identify with someone's hardship and want to make them your PC charity case, fine. But 99.9% of people on this planet have been through some shit and still get snarked on, even by the high and mighty.
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Thumbs up to that.
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:12am.
@Niko
sorry love it is my first time being called cunt ever !!!!!!!!!!!
so excited !
i am a true dlister now , finally !!!!!!
finally !!!!!!!!!!!
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And doesn't it sound even sweeter in chorman axxent :)
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Auri sacra fames
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:53am.
Why don't you change your name to sickasfuck, because you are clearly one of the sickest fucks on here.
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oh dear. now you've gone and given him a new signature line!
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i was thinking the same !
LOL!
you go suckandfuck !!!!!
team suckandfuck 4evah!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
uh...and can i say that i hate when people say that we have to 'respect' someone just because they been thru something! whatever happened to respect being earned, etc. i seriously think 'respect' is the most misused word in the english language (rap didn't help either)
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:06am.
No, I hadn't seen it. Thanks. That guy in the first pic on page 3 looks like it might be Harald.
I friggin hate Walmart. I only go there for emergency contact refills.
They just expanded our Walmart here and I just found out when I went yesterday that they have a Dunkin Donuts in there, so I may be going more often. Being a native Bostonian, not having a Dunkin Donuts on every corner was killing me. We only had two within an hour drive from here.
Now I may be seeing a bit more of the Walmart people now. Or maybe I'll become one....lol!
WTF is goin on here!
Leave Peaches and S&F alone! It's dlisted not Oprah!
Fuck, calm down! Lots of folks have bad shit happen in their lives, doesn't make them more special than someone else, just makes them survivors or serial killers.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Why don't you change your name to sickasfuck, because you are clearly one of the sickest fucks on here.
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Duh.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I have to find this perfume here in Berlin!!!! Methinks it smells like shit! I'll report back if I do!
If you identify with someone's hardship and want to make them your PC charity case, fine. But 99.9% of people on this planet have been through some shit and still get snarked on, even by the high and mighty.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
@Niko
sorry love it is my first time being called cunt ever !!!!!!!!!!!
so excited !
i am a true dlister now , finally !!!!!!
finally !!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:53am.
Why don't you change your name to sickasfuck, because you are clearly one of the sickest fucks on here.
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oh dear. now you've gone and given him a new signature line!
sickas!
and btw saf - I have to say I'm taken aback, were you saying earlier that you 'would not' by your french nail comment? Wouldn't the hip action negate the nails?
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A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
I thought it was that guy from Mrs. Doubtfire who played Robin Williams brother.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:53am.
Why don't you change your name to sickasfuck, because you are clearly one of the sickest fucks on here.
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Oh lord , leave suckandfuck alone , he is the essence of dlisted , what is your problem ????????????
suckandfuck is probably one of the nicest , oh wait is it because the name "suckandfuck" LOL, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
jeeeeez , read this one you'll love it , ihashotdog.com
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
I love when the furriners make a product "classy" by using English in the name - "With Love." We do it all the time with French, etc., so it's nice to know someone thinks English is high-class!
And Pompoos is a wonderful word, does it mean anything?