Thursday, December 3rd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 2nd!

A dingo ate your dignity! - freebird

Runners-up:

Even with Nick in rehab and Kevin in a nursing home, the remaining Backstreet Boys continue to entertain legions at parks across the country. - sonah22

The Devil Wears Gaga - ABCDEFGHIJulie

The only way these jackasses will ever get tail. - Sweetas

via SF Gate (Thanks Mike)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Italics on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 3:13am.

Belated congratulations to the winners!

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Submitted by Summermixx on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:41pm.

awww, come on!!! how is this one NOT the winner?!?! *ssssssssiiiiiiip*

The Devil Wears Gaga - ABCDEFGHIJulie

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:28pm.

Thanks guys, and thanks MK!

Congrats to everyone else also. That Gaga one is hysterical!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 4:10pm.

LMFAO you guys!! These are ALL brilliant! I especially love the GaGa one=)) Freebrid you hilarious mofo, you always bring the funnay!! Well done everyone!! *throwing glitter*

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:55pm.

Sweetas ftw.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:01pm.

Congrats everyone and ty!! *molesters you all*

*especially molesters MK and my hubby jazzy*

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:36am.

Freebie...WTG, Sweetas♥♥♥-the best tail in town, congrats also to sonah22 and ABCDEFGHIJulie.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:23am.

Congrats to winners!
Sweetas and freebird, yay!!!!!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:58am.

Congrats to all, especially my lovebug Sweetas!!! LOL guys!!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:24am.

Yay Freebird!!!!

Congrats to everyone!!

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:57am.

YAY! Thanks MK & all you funny sluts! Handjobs for all! (tis the season!!!) Congrats sonah22, ABCDEFGHIJulie & the always hilarious Sweetas!

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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48am.

WTG sluts!

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48am.

Congrats funny slags! My favorite is The Devil Wears Gaga! Way to go ABCDEFGHIJulie!

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48am.

freeeeeeeee♥♥♥ wins again!
sweetas mah lurv!
congrats to all!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:46am.

Congrats, to all you funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:27am.

LOL! Nice work, horz!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:25am.

Yay freebird!!!!

Big congrats to sonah22 (very FUNNY), ABCDEFGHIJulie, and Sweetas (consider yourself married ;-)...

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:18am.

cangrats ya cants

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:59am.

Congratulations Fr♥♥Bird, Sw♥♥tas, Julie and Sonah22!!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:51am.

LOVED them all!!! Fantastic captions!!

Big special shout-out to my main hooker Sweetas!!!!!

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Submitted by Terryble2 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:14am.

The Polish Trio, unable to decide who should lead, made their decision through Heads or Tails

Submitted by The Hoople on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 1:28am.

Have yourself a fucked up little Christmas

Sir, oyur son's turned gay

Try to change, except for chicks

Then that's Okay

Submitted by Italics on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 1:17am.

Fine Young Cannibals hold dance auditions for their 2010 comeback!

Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUXfrkBHqhg

Submitted by The Hoople on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 1:16am.

ALAO

The First Annual Adam Lambert Anal Clit Olympics

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Submitted by Jester on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:22am.

Due to Taylor Swift needing a larger dressing room, The Jonas Brothers were forced to find somewhere else to rehearse.

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Submitted by stephanado on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:55pm.

Oh my God, Lindsays crotch crickets are HUGE.

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Submitted by SashaBug on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:32pm.

3 Dickheads Dancing
2 Balls a Splitting
1 Jackass in the air!!!

and a partrigde in a pair tree.

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So why are we all here again?

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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 11:02pm.

♪ Suck my "FLIP' bitches!!!

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Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:56pm.

Is it bestiality if I find them hot?

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Submitted by SATANDEZ on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:50pm.

San Francisco's Running of the Clitorises.

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www.josh-fernandez.com

Submitted by Knative on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:50pm.

Jurassic Park 4: the musical

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Submitted by yo momma on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:18pm.

Porkasorass Rex

Themesong:

I plug you
You plug me
We're as gay as gay can be

With a bottle of lube
and assortment of anal beads

Won't you say
You'll plug me too?

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 10:00pm.

Um guys...the squash goes in the FRONT.

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Submitted by nachomama on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:38pm.

Twilight author Stephenie Meyer realized quickly that boy-wolves would look much better onscreen than boy-dragons.

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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:15pm.

OMG - you guys are all so fucking funny... bu the winnah issssssssssssssss...imofo ...

Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:20pm.
Blue man groups poorer white trash cousins hard at work.

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:15pm.

Oh how cute, Paris Hilton dressed her crabs up for Christmas.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:10pm.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

six hairy nuts,
three douchebags,
and a gay reindeer flashing balls at me.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:02pm.

Madonnas manpets really do jump when she says jump.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:41pm.

Mouse-ca-queers.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:25pm.

Alas, the only remaining "foursome" Tiger Woods will ever be in from here forward....

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Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:50pm.

Blue man groups poorer white trash cousins hard at work.

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

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Submitted by mspanick on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:44pm.

Dammit I told K-fed to take a towel and clean up after himself if he was gonna keep whackin it in the park!

here kitty kitty....

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Submitted by Cookie123 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:05pm.

Tossing the ole Kangaroo Salad!

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Submitted by Grandma J on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:58pm.

Final cut auditions to replace Santa's aging reindeer.

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Submitted by wblooney on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:23pm.

YIPEEEEE Back to the Beach

Amy Winehouse's crabs rejoice

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 7:55pm.

Behold the Australian Smell Yo.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:54pm.

Can we please bring the I Fucked Paris Hilton and All I Got Was This Lousy Ass Tumor meeting to order now?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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Submitted by cdawg on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:50pm.

Paleontologists discover a new dinosaur: The Taint-a-sore-us Rex

be cool about fire safety

Submitted by SeattleCajun on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:44pm.

The surgeon let his patients get a little bit of play in...before turning them into the Devils own Human Centipede!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:42pm.

Mom, can I go play outside with Paris Hilton's herpes?

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

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