Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards: Lady CaCa's "Second Coming Of Vadge" cover for Elle - WOW Report
Brit Brit is the epitome of luxury as always - Popsugar
It's amazing what a good photographer, a sober Photoshop team, bright lights and an animal wrangler can do - Egotastic!
Sophie Monk looks different in the face - Hollywood Tuna
Meet on the lanai, Chris Colfer. You're going to pay for this one. - Towleroad
Oh, I see Dr. 90210 has been studying Chicken Cutlets' Guide to Famewhoring (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Bilson will be getting a call from Tommy Girl very soon - Just Jared
Hugh Jackman's daughter's eyes are going to stay that way forever. Seriously, my abuelita told me that and she doesn't play around - SOW
Dear Asshole Simpson, Shelley Duvall's hair in The Shining only worked for Shelley Duvall in The Shining - Hollywood Rag
Cindy Crawford gets nekkid a lot - Cityrag
But what we really want to know is if 50 Cent has ever laid eyes on Vivica Fox's elusive hairline? - Socialite Life
Taylor Momsen ain't got no pants on - ICYDK
Casey Johnson just wanted to leave her (pussy) mark - Celebitchy
Jessica MiserAlba was almost Farrah MiserAlba - I'm Not Obsessed
Rest in peace, Maggie Jones - Holy Moly!



At least she's not dressed in toilet paper, tablecloths and embroidery hoops like she usually is.
LOL Shelly Duvall hair.
I hope the next time I see her she's under the wheels of a semi. Abba and Ace of Base should never have spawned.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm googoo over gaga
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Miseralba's always parading about wanting a brown baby because she pissed off a lot of us hispanics when she came out demanding not to be called a latina...BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! I lived in the states and my parents didn't want us talking Spanish in the house either while my smallest brother was growing up (he has some learning disabilities) but that never made anybody in our family deny or hate our race. i really dislike her so will enjoy when the time comes in a couple of years to see her addicted to plastic surgery because her white genes took over.
rant over.
gaga looks cute
* gotta run now *
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
@ angel i - that made me actually laugh out loud. thats alol.
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The McCanns Did It
@pinkdoodoo2 - to be fair, I'm going to take responsibility for the fraction. It was me who put it that way "1/8 Mexican" though that sort of thing annoys me, too. I just didn't know how else to put it -- claiming only her great grandfather is Mexican. But yes, breaking it down that way is an unsophisticated approach to race/ethnicity, and smacks of the One Drop Rule and the Paper Bag Test. So my apologies.
@ Chica Robotica
1/8th Mexican my ass! Didnt Mk post a picture of her mama before? So if she's claiming she 7/8ths white, she is pretty damned delusional.
I hate when people break down race like this. Yeah I could claim that Im 1/16 native american, 1/8 irish and, 1/16 English. But I look at it like this. If the slavery days were still around I would be a slave...and Miserabla would be picking oranges. What a dumbass!
what's the big deal with CaCa looking like Vadge in this cover? Vadge has been ripping off her looks from other artists for decades, it was about time someone started stealing Vadge's looks too. Talk about recycling.
Did you ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
R.I.P. Maggie. You were my fave character on Corrie. You had *excellent* chemistry with Ken, Deirdre and Peter. The show won't be the same without you.
Another great cast member gone. I am so sick of what's left behind (Windass+Tony+Maria+Steve+Becky).
Why does CaCa have a tattoo of a train on her arm? Or is that a cruise shiip?
@MizRo, yeah, it would be harder to be a gay rapper than a gay actor! But who knows, maybe they were wrong. I wonder if he was that blind item from a while back when the manager walked in on the singer giving a bj to some guy.
freebird: interesting - thanks for sharing...
I know it's anathema to the rapper world.
The Bilson video was funny for about two seconds.
Submitted by lune78 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:01pm.
Lady Gaga isn't what you can call gorgeous, but she looks pretty decent on that cover. But yeah, Photoshop is pretty much her best friend.
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Looks like someone photoshopped Madonna and Britney Murphey and poof, this is Gaga.
@ MizRo - I would've never picked up that vibe either. Heard from a friend who was at an insider party.
Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:32pm.
PUH-LEEZE. She has just gotten in touch with her Latina side since she gave birth. For the longest, she didnt want to be classified as Latina b/c her great-grandfather was from Mexico. When he came over, he didnt want his kids to speak Spanish and wanted them to fully assimilate. Hence her grandparents & father doesnt speak Spanish. In fact, George Lopez tried speaking Spanish to Alba's father at an event AND HER FATHER REPLIED "I DONT SPEAK MEXICAN"!!!!!
LMAO Can u imagine that? But I do appreciate she is getting in touch with her Latina side. Do you know her hubby's dad is Black? His mom is white but he does look Spanish too. Sorry for segue.
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So, wait. Jessica Alba is only like 1/8 Mexican? What else is she? Can't be all white bc 1/8 usually gets lost in a sea of whiteness. Usually. Well, her great-grandpappy did her a disservice bc looking the way she looks and with the name Alba, she has to answer for it I guess. Halle Berry's mom was right. That's all I have to say! That and Cindy Crawford is beautiful. Always has been, always will be. What's with the naked retrospective, though?
PS. Alba's comment about wanting her child to be brown always puzzled me. I mean, it's not like she or her husband represent the Aryan ideal of beauty. They both seemed brown to me (ok, now I know he's black). It would seem her kid would definitely be multiethnic, multiracial, multicultural... and would look it. Whatever.
I think Courtney Semel is trouble. But that is a crazy story. Was Casey listening to that Alanis Morrisette song?
freebird: you think? I didn't get that vibe.
I like Momsen's stocking alot, freebird!
Lady Gaga isn't what you can call gorgeous, but she looks pretty decent on that cover. But yeah, Photoshop is pretty much her best friend.
I like Momsen's outfit, but I'm a skank.
Fiddy in the closet.
They photoshopped some of the fug off of her. Good job.
Bango: you crack me up! No worries... lol.
Bango and angel_i: I love Canada and it's people - I've been there many tiimes and often think of relocating but 16 just seems so young to me. No insults just shock: 16 year olds know very little about the world AND themselves!
And no, in reality, I have no desire to bang 16 year olds.... I didn't sleep with 16 year olds when I was a sexually active 16 year old. I always went for the older chicks who had their shit together.
It's been one of those days, and I felt the need to be offensive.
Which is not to say I'm not looking forward to her first nip-slip, crotch-shot, and eventual sex tape.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:53pm.
angel_i: in CANADA? Um, wow. Can they vote at 16? Drink? That is disturbing. Thank you. *freaked out*
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We vote at 18 and drink at 19.
Don't freak out - we're nice:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Go to wiki and look up age of consent.... 16 is legal in more places than not.
angel_i: in CANADA? Um, wow. Can they vote at 16? Drink? That is disturbing. Thank you. *freaked out*
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:50pm.
Bango: where are you? 16 is legal for what: driving in the daytime?
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16 is legal for consensual sex in Canada...up until pretty recently, it was 14.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Bango: where are you? 16 is legal for what: driving in the daytime?
16 is legal here, and I would do things to Taylor Momsen that even Roman Polanski would find offensive.
But you know, consensual.
anony: I don't know much about Momsen, but I don't think she's as bad as Cyrus YET.
Cyrus went from being every little girls idol to a disgusting, ribald, racist, undeserving and illiterate twit.
Momsen hasn't had that much exposure but she doesn't seem sane either: not going to finish HIGH SCHOOL? Girls on crack!
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 3:52pm.
i need you sluts to weigh in!
who is the bigger skank?
miley? or taylor momsen?
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Actually - I do believe that Taylor is a little taller than Miley but also a little slimmer...they're about even, I guess.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Nothing screams Amerindian-Mexican like the name Jessica, right cuntface?
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
At least Gaga looks fresh and awake...that's more than I can say for SOME performers.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Very true re: Alba, borg queen. She's been such a hypocrite and a nasty woman for so long that I can't even look at her back-pedaling face.
She deserves nothing: no fame, no career, nothing. She's an incredibly vanilla and unenthusiastic actress.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 3:25pm.
Jessica Albais obsessed w/ her race. She's always talking about how she hopes her baby comes out brown and hopes that she stays that way (why?) and how her hispanic-ness hinders her from landing movie roles, and how she has the body of a typical thick latina, blah, blah, What is w/ that? Everytime I see a quote or statement from her, she's always commenting about it. Like she's the only one mixed w/ hispanic.
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PUH-LEEZE. She has just gotten in touch with her Latina side since she gave birth. For the longest, she didnt want to be classified as Latina b/c her great-grandfather was from Mexico. When he came over, he didnt want his kids to speak Spanish and wanted them to fully assimilate. Hence her grandparents & father doesnt speak Spanish. In fact, George Lopez tried speaking Spanish to Alba's father at an event AND HER FATHER REPLIED "I DONT SPEAK MEXICAN"!!!!!
LMAO Can u imagine that? But I do appreciate she is getting in touch with her Latina side. Do you know her hubby's dad is Black? His mom is white but he does look Spanish too. Sorry for segue.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds - Einstein
CaCa just looks so...beige here.
I think that's as bad as Jordan's day-glo orange.
GAGA looks like a scrag
::BOW GODNEY:: LIVE VOCALS ::BOW GODNEY::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6T8Ys637iU
GET NASTY!
CeeCee: true that! She is completely nuts. I had read about her and Aunts' fight over a man and was floored, awhile ago. She is not well that one.
OK, this pic of lady gaga is really bothering me, the way she looks exactly like madonna. Maybe me want to drop kick her over the moon. >:0
Casey Johnson looks like an even uglier Olsen troll, if that's even possible.
I've been listening and watching Curtis' aka 50 Cent interviews and I must confess: I really think he's sweet and sincere. He has this quiet way of speaking and handling himself, which is very appealing. He seems down-to-Earth, a loner, not arrogant and quite humble.
I'll take him over Jay-Z, or Diddy or any other rapper in a NY minute! He has brought me over to his side...
INNOCENT, LOLOLOLOLOL
She's a whore!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I'm more upset at Maggie Jones' death that I would be if Babs, Liza, Madge, Montserrat and Celine were all to be ground to pulp in a big mincing machine. God bless, Maggie. "Corrie" won't be the same without you.
Now HERE's a picture of Brit Brit looking alive in the eyes!:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/49/76/filipi-teixeira-britney-spears_4...
*sigh*
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
To the person insulting Taylor, you should be more respectful. She's just an innocent child.
That dribbling tat down her arm says, according to Squidoo:
The tattoo is a quote from Lady GaGa's favorite philosopher - Rainer Maria Rilke and translates to -
'In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?'
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me