Wednesday, December 2nd 2009
Such A Lady
Katie Price hit the Morgan Awards in London last night. Then she hit the bottle, then she hit the floor, then she hit the bottle, then she hit the toilet, then she hit the bottle, then she hit a dick, then she hit the bottle, then she hit the Polident, then she hit the bottle, then she hit a pool of rotten oranges, then she hit the bottle, then she hit Tiger Woods, then she hit the bottle, then she hit a family of beavers, then she hit the bottle, then she hit a funeral table skirt, then she hit the bottle....
QUICK! Take the baton. It's your turn. We can do this all fucking day.
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I think she was possibly a little cute before when she was slightly less used up & blonde, but now she is gag worthy.
Ohmygawd, what a fucking state.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
HAHAHAhahaha
(her face looks so stupidddd)
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She looks like crap! What the hell is up with her?
I really like my gossip mags, although I decided not to buy OK! mag until Jordan wasn't on the cover, so I have stopped that. But today, today, people, I have had to not buy Hello magazine (the epitome of sophistication, btw) because, guess who is on the effing cover looking like a drag queen version of Audrey Hepburn. My weekend is nearly ruined.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
In the jungle she claimed she couldn't eat a kangaroo testicle cos it would break her teeth.
Yeah, right.
And it's finally over. She's held on for a long time, come up with some clever plans to stay famous, the turnaround after the first I'm a Celeb was pretty good, going from slag who screws a cellphone to mother of the year? But nothing is going to save her now. Finally the "Pricey" has come to her end. Everyone hates her and no one wants anything to do with her. Even the orange taned slags who looked up to her are saying "bitch please".
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
Got to love the wine bottle in the door.
I think it would be fun to watch this slut in action. I'd go out for a night on the town with her.
Of course I'd have to be sprayed down for lice and other communicable diseases the next day!
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 2:31am.
what's her point?
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Good question. Maybe she's trying to be ironic? :)
By the way, what happened to your lovely hat? Not that your hair doesn't look lovely.
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
what's her point?
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
love it mk!
Submitted by music lover on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:22pm.
then she hit the ugly stick...or, wait...is it the ugly stick hit her?
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HAHAHAHA. Love it.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Hell is missing a rabid cocksucking demon she-whore tonight.
Girlfriend, those shoes are tacky! Bitch, you know you painted those cheap ass shoes with crayons and magic markers! There, that ought to keep my licence to be a practising homosexual for another year. BTW, is she barfing into that bag? That is beyond gross!
She is so nasty looking. It makes me throw up a little. Seriously, time to put the horse down.
She looks like a good 45 in the first picture.
She really is the epitome of everthing that is WHORE. The funny thing is, I respect her for that.
then she hit the ugly stick...or, wait...is it the ugly stick hit her?
nothing like a bloodied wound on the leg to class it up even more.
where is Harvey? even the Harv himself surely cannot condone this fuckery!
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Jesus Christ, she looks a mess. I don't get why she hasn't figured out all the crap she does to herself to get dolled up just makes her look more like a man.
Those sparkly princess heels came from Adam Lambert's glittery ass as a gift! Unfortunately, rainbows and unicorns not included.
Jesus Christ - that top pic scared the hell outta me! Brrrrrrrrr!
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
A petite flower if ever there was one.
She's is Tiger Wood's hoes all wrap up in one. Like a skank burrito.
My first reaction was: "So *that's* what happened to Jayne Kennedy!"
She makes Tiger's stank parade seem chaste in comparison. Did she sell her sense of shame to Satan for fame, fake tits, cheap bronzers and she-male companionship?
She can sit on my mantle as my holiday nutcracker.. although I wouldn't eat anything she opened with her mouf. EEK
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
Coulda sworn this leathery whorebag had children. Shouldn't she be , you know, parenting?
Waitaminit...has she ALWAYS had those giant horse teefs or does she just not smile in most pictures so I've never noticed them? She is a filthy beast and looks WAY older than 31. I think I got herpes just looking at her pics. I'm off to shower using the "Silkwood" method.
There is just nothing as beautiful and naturally gorgeous as black hair so heavily done that you can see the layers of dye lying atop the orange shoulders of a woman of taste and class.
I wish I had the nerve to be so beautiful!
She looks terrible. As in, she is doing too many drugs. If I cared about her, I'd be worrying.
HAs she hit suck and fuck yet?
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
What a skank!
She probably left a slimy trail on the car seat, like a snail.
She looks like a cross between Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and Elvira.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Then she hit her mom (?) with her fancy mummy-nipple rings (from Christie's)...
MJ got a lot of shit for wanting to be white, but I don't see anyone criticizing this twat for turning black. She is darker and darker everyday.
What you really want is to be a little rotten like me - Ava Gardner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlEulk8VEko&feature=related
She is a natural beauty that has absolutely effed up her looks. Damn.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
She is truely the DAUGHTER OF EVE.
Or a two-bit tart.
One or the other.
Then she hit the world's largest ashtray/jacuzzi (at Brit's house)...
The post below says it all.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:41pm.
THIS WHORE IS ONE M0RE TANNING SESSION AWAY FROM CHANGING RACES. PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, PUT DOWN THE BOOZE AND GO HOME TO YOUR CHILDREN, CUMDUMPSTER
Holy awful picture - Damn....That picture hurts my eyes to look at. Ouch.
I really can't figure out what or who is less klassy than this whore.
I hope someone washes those car seats...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
She needs to stop chugging the whiteout.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:41pm.
THIS WHORE IS ONE M0RE TANNING SESSION AWAY FROM CHANGING RACES. PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, PUT DOWN THE BOOZE AND GO HOME TO YOUR CHILDREN, CUMDUMPSTER
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*dies*
did u forget then she hit RiRi???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
...then she hit the neverending nachos bar, then she hit herself, then she hit bottom, then she hit the bottle...
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"You fat! You fat, you fat, you fat!"
BWHAHAHA ISMU and S&F!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!
Damn, she truly looks terrible. Like really ugly, not just whore-y.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
SHe's really rather hideous, huh?
Also, she cut the shit out of her shin while shaving, apparently. Ew.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:55pm.
"She" definitely has an adam's apple in the first pic.
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Nahhh....some dick she was slobbering onto, broke off and got stuck in her throat.