The Spears Special
IN THIS ECONOMY, Clayton Homes knows very well that you aren't going to buy an entire mobile home without getting something in return. That's why they have put together an offer you cannot refuse. If you buy a modular, manufactured or mobile home from Clayton before New Year's Eve, they will give you an entire can of Van Camp's Pork & Beans! That's a 60 cent value!
The offer isn't anywhere on Clayton's website, but it is currently running on The Columbia Daily Herald's website.
Hopefully Clayton's mobile homes come with indoor plumbing. Because once you devour that entire can of pork & beans (with bits of a Slim Jim for extra protein) and wash it down with a plastic cup filled with Meister Brau, you're going to need a toilet bad.
If this still doesn't make any sense to you, just think of it like this.... If you buy a can of pork & beans for $50,000, you'll get an entire mobile home for free! A STEAL!
via Consumerist (Thanks Jessica)
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If you buy a can of pork & beans for $50,000, you'll get an entire mobile home for free! A STEAL!
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Exactly, MK!
Im afraid that with an offer like that it would be very hard to say no...
Am I able to move my Clayton mobile home next to my own personal swamp thats only 150 miles away from the nearest Walmart and 100 miles from the closest paved highway?
More room for the 10 kids Ive got all with different daddys( I like variety) to run around and catch posssums and racoons for dinner...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Painfully Honest and Epic Mobile Home Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
maybe i would if the HOUSE was filled with pork and beans
Why is it that when my home state (and very nearly my home town, I'm twenty minutes from Columbia) gets in the news it's something idiotic? Highest teen pregnancy rates, nekkid people fighting at Waffle House, Mule Day, the list is endless. No wonder people think Southerners are stupid.
There's coffee in that nebula...
Is it a really gigantic can of beans?
I'm really pissed about this. I'm in the process of buying a home (although one not on wheels) and there's no free beans in my deal. I feel robbed.
>:(
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
"If this still doesn't make any sense to you, just think of it like this.... If you buy a can of pork & beans for $50,000, you'll get an entire mobile home for free! A STEAL!" Thanks MK, now it all makes sense! Why buy a can of pork and beans when you can get the house for free!!!!
Damn, makes me want to buy a home so I can get a can of pork and beans, lol! Isn't buying a can of pork and beans cheaper than buying a house? Unless, the cost of pork and beans have gone up and they are too expensive for us common people to buy.
"I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." - Britney Spears
Uh huh.
Britney prefers to chow down Bush’s Baked Beans ya’ll!
The one on the bottom right doesn't look like a mobile home.
They sure are getting klassier. I was driving on the west side but like the new west side and they had a mobile park in a gated commuity and and community pool and playground. It looked like an actual neighborhood. Each mobile home had a front yard and porch with garage. It was so weird. Like the wealthy version of trailer park.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
Only in Tennessee...
( Spoken by a native)
You don't even WANT to know what goes on in East Tennessee... Trust.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx
Come on, people, this is obviously a prank by somebody - probably the person who sent it to MK.....
that is very funny! whoever thought that up is smart, cause look at the free advertising his funny little scheme is getting him!
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The McCanns Did It
I'm a hard bargainer...Throw in a bag of Pork Rhinds (bbq flavored) and a can of Skoal and I'll think about it over a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer...while I yell at my half nekkid 6th common law husband frolicking amongst my many offspring around and about the varied and sundry collection of rusted out cars on blocks and house hold appliances to 'STOP MESSIN WITH THEM KIDS THAT WAY...IT AIN'T RIGHT...' then manually pull out that abcess tooth that's been 'givin me fits'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I fart on your cave.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
What? No free bait with purchase? Whatta rip off, y'all.
In that case I'll take two houses, shit, make it three!
Holy shit, this is so funny! An entire can? Really? They can't spare a case?
This is very tempting.
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God, property is cheap in the states, isn't it? How long would one of these pop up homes last?
Beans I don't get. Spam would be a MUCH better choice. Or Potted meat.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
HOT DAMN!
Unfortunately my mom used to live in Nashville and my poor little brothers' crack whore of a mother lived in Colombia. This deal fits right in with their target demo, trust. Ugh.
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Hey Ho.
They named their county after Maury Povich. Awesome.
It it was Bush's beans I'd be all over that
And if you act RIGHT NOW and buy, a six-pack of YooHoo and a brick of Velveeta can also be yours!!!
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
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Shit, at the local car dealer they offered a bag of breading for fish frying with every purchase of a mini van.
What a steal!
the beans could be the first "gourmet" meal you can have in your brand new (mobile) home.
What you really want is to be a little rotten like me - Ava Gardner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlEulk8VEko&feature=related
They're not even Bush"s Baked. beans!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:15pm.
GIT ER DUN!
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I need Miley Cyrus to translate for me.
I'm seriously hungry now, btw.
Ding Dang y'all, now I want a hotdog and some cheetos.
Submitted by Caladonia on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 5:12pm.
How do you say "Good Deal" in Tennesseeian?
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GIT ER DUN!
How do you say "Good Deal" in Tennesseeian?
say what?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:48pm.
Provolone on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:43pm
Those are manufactured and/or modular, not the mobile home.
You'd be surprised by how many planned communities are actually made from this stock.
And they charge out the ass for them.
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I can second that!
And it's a limited time offer, people. Just in time for Christmas!
beans Beans good for your heart
the more u Eat the more u fart
the more u fart the better u feel
so eat some beans with every meal
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Beans Beans
The Magic Fruit
The More You Eat
The More You Toot!
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Oh, and Columbia is also the home of the national headquarters for the Sons of Confederate Veterans. And "Hannah Montana: The Movie" was filmed in downtown Columbia. Quite an honor, eh?
Can we say 'klassy' y'all?
Someone at this company must have graduated at the top of their night class to come up with this genius deal.
Dis makes me laugh.
Haha.
Columbia Tennessee is famous for being the "Mule Capital of the World". Mule Day has been a tradition since the 1800s, when the first Monday in April brought huge crowds to the animal livestock show and Mule Day Market (originally called 'Breeder's Day').
Mule Day, with its festive air eventually evolved into what is now an almost week-long celebration of the mule. Thousands of visitors come to Columbia to take part in the numerous activities ranging from working mule and best of breed events, to horse shows, arts and crafts booths, and a flea market. The smell of barbecue specialties and homemade pies blends with the smoky aroma of roasted corn and funnel cake sweetness.
For more information on the events, go to the Mule Day site at www.muleday.com. Brochures with detailed information and locations of activities and rules and regulation can be obtained by calling the Mule Day Office at (931) 381-9557.
babybunny: cute avie, and they'd prolly throw in some Ballpark franks and regular buns if you asked nicely. Maybe a bbq to boot!
well, thank God they are name brand beans...instead of ones I have never heard of. These houses will probably fall apart upon transit, God knows I saw three this year that were abandoned by the side of the road...ended up being spray painted by gangs...too damn funny...I would get this house for sure if they threw in some hot dogs...
Classy!
Provolone on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 4:43pm
Those are manufactured and/or modular, not the mobile home.
You'd be surprised by how many planned communities are actually made from this stock.
And they charge out the ass for them.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
LOL MK !!!!
Coma Caca!!
I swore it was an Epic fail hoax but the ad is really up there! who a whole can for a house. Is this in Appalachia country? WTF>
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Those are mobile homes?? Colonnade's on trailers, goddam America is classy.
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