Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Some grownups enjoy a game of dress up now and then. This popular actor, though, takes it to a whole new level. When you spend the night with him, you’d better have some serious wardrobe changes available. His current favorite is “The Skier and The Pool Boy”. His attire? Just a grape smuggler, a pair of flip flops, and a leaf skimmer. If you’re his date, however, be prepared to dress in full ski gear, including ski boots, ski goggles, and mittens. Oh, and those last three items have to be kept on during the entire evening. He really likes to see the goggles get fogged up. (Blind Gossip)
This one is vague, so I'm just going to list all the popular actors I'd like to see smuggle their grapes (or mangoes in some of their cases): Alan Arkin, James Franco, Idris Elba, Alexander Skarsgard, Neil Patrick Harris, Taye Diggs, Mark Ruffalo or George Takei?
This A list female country singer just keeps on winning people over. At a recent event a paraplegic teenager in a wheelchair had been waiting with his mom for about two hours so he could meet his favorite singer and get her autograph and hopefully a picture with her. Well, after the event, the singer came by and said, "Don't you look cute in that chair." The teenager then asked for the singer's autograph and she said, "Oh sorry, not today, I'm too tired, but I hope you feel better soon." She then walked away. (CDAN)
Kellie "Calamari" Pickler?
Which singer is less of a gentleman than he seems? He hits the red carpet with gorgeous gals while hiding his real girlfriend — because she’s a stripper. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
John Mayer? And she prefers to be called a freelance pole ballerina.
We don’t want to come off as judgmental, but this item seems a little on the ‘taking advantage’ side. This baby mama of a B/C lister has signed up for a Christmas charity for the third year in a row. Not signed up to donate, but to receive- as in getting new bikes, clothes, toys etc. for her little ones. We’re not sure if she needs it or if she’s taking advantage, but we do know the daddy seems to have plenty of money. Makes you wonder….. Not Jude Law. (BuzzFoto)
One of Lil' Wayne's baby mamas? Or Eddie Cibrian's estranged wife?
Which über famous Hollywood actor and actress regularly get together in secret? Not to make sweet love, but to indulge in a 24 hour pills 'n' coke bender? Although both of these people look as though they take themselves far far too seriously in the acting world, in private they like nothing more than getting completely ripped to the tits. The woman goes even further and holds regular coke parties at her house. The last one saw her throwing out 20 guests at 11am - she thoughtfully handed each of them a sleeping pill as they left. (Holy Moly!)
Keira Knightley and Anthony Hopkins? Or Judi Dench and Leonard DiCaprio? Or Natalie Portman and Sean Penn? Or all of them?
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The coutry singer one has to be Carrie Underwood.
Shouldn't Picasso's junk be asymetrical?
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by starfishing on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 6:54am.
Country peole are asshole's. Cept fur Loretta Lynn. Now,that there's a SANGER!
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I don't even think there is such a thing as country music anymore. It's pop music with a bit of a twang.
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DUDE! I trademarked that saying in 1991!
But you're mis-quoting. It goes like this:
"That ain't country. It's pop with a twang."
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Loretta Lynn, to this very day, makes me moist.
Yes, I said it and I have no shame!
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Submitted by starfishing on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 6:54am.
Country peole are asshole's. Cept fur Loretta Lynn. Now,that there's a SANGER!
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I don't even think there is such a thing as country music anymore. It's pop music with a bit of a twang. I'm not a huge fan of country but I do like some of the old hurtin music once in a while,
Lynn is a classic. The one country voice I always loved was some good old Patsy Cline, she's rollin in her grave listening to Swift who can't hold a candle to half the REAL country gals. I mean how can you compare Swift to Reba...Not only that these people paid their dues by singing in every hick filled joint and worked their way to the top not manufactured by souless music industry.
I could totally see the Portman/Penn hook up. No one takes himself more serious than Penn and Portman has the skinny coke body.
Country peole are asshole's. Cept fur Loretta Lynn. Now,that there's a SANGER!
I think the mean country singer may be Wynonna Judd-that big ol butch
jimmy durante and his trunk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
It's probably not him but the first person I thought of was Lamar Odom and his ex girlfriend as the guy whose baby mama's getting free stuff. When I saw her in an interview recently she didn't appear to be living the high life with her kids.
Reese and Jake as the cokeheads.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I think #2 is a bunch of bullshit as well. No one is that heartless.
Actually I think about 80% of these blind items are bullshit.
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LMAO. You mean it's not Betty White?
#2 is Carrie "The Cunt" Underwood.
Despite all the smiles, she is almost universally despised. Once people stop making beaucoup $$$$$$$$$$ off of her , she will quickly be kicked to the curb...like the trash she is.
is Carrie Underwood considered country? if not, then I guess Reba... altho that just seems to wrong. but, maybe she was fucked up or something??..?? whoeverthefuckknows?!?!?
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Submitted by Athina on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:30pm.
I'm not buying #2. No one could be that much of a stupid cunt. I just have a hard time believing that anyone could turn away a kid in a wheelchair.
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Honey, they ain't a celebrity that I WOULDN'T believe that about...FOR REALZ....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
sorry, Paul Rudd for #1
I'm not buying #2. No one could be that much of a stupid cunt. I just have a hard time believing that anyone could turn away a kid in a wheelchair.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:11pm.
Angel,
The singer said you look cute in your chair?! Incredible! Talk about princess oblivious.
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Just for that I wanna say Jessica but she could hardly be considered A-list anything, let alone country...
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#2 - I wouldn't call Kellie "dumb as a box of rocks" Pickler A list, but she sure the hell is fucking stupid enough!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:03pm.
1. Spacey
2. Carrie Underwood. She just seems like a really big C U Next Tuesday.
3. Shar Jackson
4. I like Natalie Portman and Sean Penn.
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Damn I with MissJaneTexas. All of ur answers are right on point. I thought Kevin Spacey immediately too.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Angel,
The singer said you look cute in your chair?! Incredible! Talk about princess oblivious.
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All these blind items are boring...however, that old man with the big verga is hilarious...he actually looks like Pablo Picasso...LOL
What you really want is to be a little rotten like me - Ava Gardner
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LOL@ freelance pole ballerina! LOLOLOLOL!
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Never mind the blind items...what's Grampa got in that banana hammock? Geez louise.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I wouldn't call kelli Pickler A List, and I sure as hell wouldn't call John Mayer a gentleman.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 6:01pm.
#2 needs a swift kick in the ass..
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Ditto!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
1. Spacey
2. Carrie Underwood. She just seems like a really big C U Next Tuesday.
3. Shar Jackson
4. I like Natalie Portman and Sean Penn.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Scott Rudd for Number 1
#2 needs a swift kick in the ass..
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#2 -- Taylor Swift. Kelli Pickler isn't A list.
God, I hope #4 isn't Sean Penn. I know everyone hates him, but I'd like to make sweet love to him.
Nice picture of Cisco's grampy.
1 - Clooney
2 - Dolly Parton
3 - Me no know
4 - Keira Knightly and Dan Rad
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn sound about right for the fourth one. That would explain why they're seen hanging out on occasion.
Ewwwwww...
That geezer with XXL jockstrap (or is it a Speedo?)is hideous!
#4 Sounds like something Denise Richards would do.
This A list female country singer... the singer came by and said, "Don't you look cute in that chair."
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Are you serious?! What a jerk!
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
#2 - Faith Hill or Carrie Underwood, that bitch.