Did LiLo Lick On Cash?
Unfortunately for LiLo, she was licking on the wrong kind of Cash. UsWeekly (via Jezebel) is adding '"dick snatcher" to Lindsay Lohan's already impressive resume, because they claim she flicked tongues and bumped gums with MiserAlba's husband Cash Warren.
A witness said that on November 19 at Villa in West Hollywood, LiLo and Cash strolled into the joint with friends. After about 30 minutes, the two started mouth fucking in the darkness. The witness went on to say, "It was raw. They were not shy."
I'm a little concerned that LiLo was partaking in a bareback make-out session. LiLo should always put two condoms on her tongue whenever she kisses on a bitch. And she should probably only do shit like that in the safety of a quarantine tent while two members of Hazmat supervise.
But LiLo tells UsWeekly that their witness must have assholes for eyes, because she would never get down like that with a married man. She said that they are just friends and working on a TV project together.
In all honestly, I doubt this is true. As far as I know, Cash Warren has not turned into a pile of dust. MiserAlba's bitchface of destruction can do that. MiserAlba doesn't need to pick up a golf club to destroy a bitch. Elin Nordegren should take lessons from her.
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Lilo's mouth looks just like her pussy: shrivelled, loose and freckled. I bet they smell the same too.
Is whorehan wearing that white fur coat that she stole from another girl earlier this year, and was forced to give back or she'd be arrested & sued? I'm guessing it is...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I don't think it happened...Jessica seems like the type to go Elin Woods on Cash so I doubt he'd put himself in that position (or at least not so publicly)
I doubt that she is ever sober enough to remember what she did where and with whom.
Lol is it just me or does Cash look like Carlos from Desperate House Wifes w/o the mus-taash.
if jessica's available so am I
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I believe everything in this story except that Lindsay is working on a TV project.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Wait, I'm confused. Isn't she with that Timberlake fellow? Hold on, let me google... Oh, wrong Jessica. Fuck, they look the same to me anyway.
I hope this is true.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I agree with Somuchbetterthanyou. What possible 'project' could they be working on?
Cash is creepy, LiLo became a twat and MiserAbla helped to fuck up Fantastic Four (unforgivable!).
Screw these hos, they're so pathetic.
NEXT!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Lies! LIES, I TELLS YA'!!
Unless "working on a TV project" means going to the projects and stealing a tv to be sold for crack, these bitches ain't about to start working.
He's not giving up his cash cow of a wife for a shithouse rat. He'd have to sell his sexxxy nana sweater collection to support her habit(s)...
P.S. I call for an Elin Nordegren CHOLA MAKEOVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Cash Warren has a production company...pretty desperate on Hohans part.
Let us not forget that Alba, too, has herpes. She caught it from Derek Jeter, and this Cash Money was caught filling her Valtrex prescription.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Someone needs to tell Miss Warren that he's sportin' a chick's sweater.
I pretty sure they sell them at Anthroplogie.
Alba got cheated on (I totally believe it) because she's a miserable bitch. She's the Kate Gosselin of bad actresses.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Uhhh Cash Warren would rather kiss faces of meth face than JESSICA ALBA!!!!! Yeahhhh riiiigggghhhttt. Bwaahhaaaahhaaaaaaaa
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Well you know 99% of cash has coke on it. Maybe she got confused and started salivating Pavlov style.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:55pm.
Hotmami -- I love InStyle; I saw the thing about Cash being an "entrepreneur" -- classic. I hate Miseralba, too. No wonder he's stepping out, even if it is with Blohan -- Alba is a miserable cunt. Not that Blohan is much better; you just know she smells bad.
To borrow a quote from Ice Age:Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Lohan probably smells like a buzzard's butt fell off.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
Hotmami -- I love InStyle; I saw the thing about Cash being an "entrepreneur" -- classic. I hate Miseralba, too. No wonder he's stepping out, even if it is with Blohan -- Alba is a miserable cunt. Not that Blohan is much better; you just know she smells bad.
Someone needs to put whorehan in a cage. She seems to stumble & fall onto any available schlong that comes along. And, if it's true, cash warren needs to be bitch slapped, beated & body slammed. His wife is a gorgeous piece of ass; why would he risk permanent infection with whorehan?
What is it with dudes cheating on hot ass? First tiger cheating on his hot piece, then potentially this dude. It must be a full moon or something...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Why does something like this not surprise me? She has no shame and no morals -- a known thief and just dishonest all-around.
What does surprise me is that someone would be even 'remotely' intimate with her, even if it is just kissing, because she must just entirely infected with terminal skankiness.
Did the cash have coke on it? I'd say yes she did.
i think lilo and lady from there's something about mary http://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lsmary1.jpg must share beauty tips
i can't with miseralba but cash warren! ugh, he looks like he would borrow her sweaters.
i also hope it's true, just cuz i can't decide whom i dislike most.
*chasing Peaches with feather boa and Star Wars light saber*
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:11pm.
Ebil twin. Hmmm. Could be, rabbit, could be!
Yowsa....I'm the good twin. I'm gay which will not interfer with your ability to lure fun your way, I'm actually quite handsome, make loads of money and am now single. You moving in sometime soon? I'm lonely.
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you like kittens ?????
*runs before sugaroo arrives *
LOL!
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:11pm.
Ebil twin. Hmmm. Could be, rabbit, could be!
Yowsa....I'm the good twin. I'm gay which will not interfer with your ability to lure fun your way, I'm actually quite handsome, make loads of money and am now single. You moving in sometime soon? I'm lonely.
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Hmmm. Do you have Glade Plug-Ins in your baffroom? Imma lergic.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Nite whores!!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:11pm.
Ebil twin. Hmmm. Could be, rabbit, could be!
Yowsa....I'm the good twin. I'm gay which will not interfer with your ability to lure fun your way, I'm actually quite handsome, make loads of money and am now single. You moving in sometime soon? I'm lonely.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Their daughter looks just like him. His sweater offends me, though. Is Cash even his real name or is that a nickname? Maybe short for Cashola? Ennnnndless puns are possible.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
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Indeed! So when are the bets beginning, and how much is the ante?
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It'd be nice if this skank eventually got it together in some manner, but I think that will happen just as soon as Tom Cruise goes on a voluntary oyster diving exposition.
I'll be SHOCKED if this trick makes it to 30, I'm predicting a dirt nap at 25 or 26 at the latest....But tomorrow wouldn't shock me either...
That said, I can't STAND this whore, but somebody needs to either kennel this animal or humanely put her down....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pray tell. What is going on with LiLo's face there. It has the hue of rotting magenta.
she always looks so well yeah miserable , but there was this blind that they got married a really long time ago , she wanted out but she needed to make it public then she got preggo !
what does he do anyways !???
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FUCK YEAH MEMEBON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
http://fuckyeahmemebon.tumblr.com/
Ebil twin. Hmmm. Could be, rabbit, could be!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:02pm.
Mr. Mercury, how did you happen to get a picture of Mr. Roo when he was a kid? BWAH!
Actually that's Tommy Rettig in "5000 Fingers of Dr.T"...and looks just like me when I was that age. Perhaps Mr. Roo is my long lost evil twin?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
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Indeed! So when are the bets beginning, and how much is the ante?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
They're working on a TV project together? Yeah, right. Does the TV project involve starring roles at Millions of Milkshakes? Whether this is true or not, I suspect that Cash has cheated on Alba before. IMO he just never seems that into her. On the other hand, I have no idea what she sees in him.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:53pm.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
Please, this whore would fuck a bag of broken glass if it stroked her ego ever so slightly...There is no more pathetic human being on earth that this Kafkaesque trampy human roach...
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THAT is perfect! Or should I say purrrfect!!!
I have never been able to come up with the most comprehensive way to discribe this "person"... THIS is perfect!! Now, I hope she dies. And, may I quote you?
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yes, indeed...although I wish some more KARMA on her azz before she checks out...Death is too easy, it's a release...This whore needs shit to GET REAL on her azz before she checks into the Roach Motel and don't check out....(which c'mon...is bound to happen...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mr. Mercury, how did you happen to get a picture of Mr. Roo when he was a kid? BWAH!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:53pm.
When the world blows up, the only things that will be left standing are cockroaches, BloHan and Twinkies.
Oh, and Cher.
Sugar, you got that right. U so smart!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Blohan would be eating real money if she ever finds out 75% of our paper money was used for snorting coke. 74.99% was her fault.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Pfft . . . so untrue, even if Cash weren't afraid of Alba releasing her inner chola, I bet he would still be scared sh!tless of Honor releasing hers. That BABEH is not the one!!!
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And here's Billy idol wishing you a Happy Dlisted Holiday Season ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_669xAoXI
When the world blows up, the only things that will be left standing are cockroaches, BloHan and Twinkies.
Oh, and Cher.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Vile.
Nay... FUCKING vile.
It's amazing she manages to survive... I've thought the same of myself at times, but she's clearly broken all records here.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/02/2009
I hope she dies.
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How many dead pools have dried up on the bitch? She's like a fucking roach.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 8:30pm.
She said that they are just friends and working on a TV project together.
Oh yes...I always slobber like a lust crazed whore with my friends...no really!!
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So, you're saying last night meant NOTHING to you? I can't believe that...I WON'T believe that...
LOVES TIGERLILLY...
Did she make that coat out of a toilet seat cover?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
He looks like he wears panty liners.