Saturday, December 5th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Knut (3)
Ross Bagley (21)
Frankie Muniz (24)
Nick Stahl (30)
Amy Acker (33)
Paula Patton (34)
Shalom Harlow (36)
Kali Rocha (38)
Margaret Cho (41)
Lisa Marie (41)
Gary Allan (42)
John Rzeznik (44)
Brian Backer (53)
Morgan Brittany (58)
Jim Messina (62)
Jose Carreras (63)
Joan Didion (75)
Little Richard (77)

Posted by: Michael K


that was cuteeeeeeeeeee...!
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Knut!!!!! What a cutie!

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M.E.'s picture

Happy Birthday Knut!!!!!!!!!

Niko's picture

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by Niko on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:59am.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:34am.

It's SWEDISH (language, not bear)! :D

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Go and tell Little Rascal then. I know my Deutsch :)

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Ehm, the link was in Swedish, not German. So I guess you don't know your Deutsch as well as you thought, haha.
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I didn't say it was in German, that was Rascal for crying out loud. Take my Fatherlander word for it.

Case closed. Hahaha.

PS Where did you get your tändstickor arms from?

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gucci's picture

Oh god another list of great SAG whores. little richard? damn i had no idea its no wonder i love him so much!

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Submitted by Niko on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:59am.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:34am.

It's SWEDISH (language, not bear)! :D

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Go and tell Little Rascal then. I know my Deutsch :)

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Ehm, the link was in Swedish, not German. So I guess you don't know your Deutsch as well as you thought, haha.

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Submitted by Niko on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 3:56pm.
Dion flowerboy,

Mr. Doerflein died of a stroke.

Good news to all Knut lovers out there: He's got himself a hot Italian girl bear now who lives with him. Both are still too young though to do the sexy.
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okay don't laugh but that is soooooooo cute and hot at the same time !!!!
plus german/italian =hot !!!!!!!!!
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Niko's picture

Dion flowerboy,

Mr. Doerflein died of a stroke.

Good news to all Knut lovers out there: He's got himself a hot Italian girl bear now who lives with him. Both are still too young though to do the sexy.

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Dion flowerboy's picture

I love you Knuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. I'm sorry your handler killed himself. I hope you punish anyone who tries to mistreat you.

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I think Knut ranked number 3 a couple of years ago in the chart of The most annoying German (it actually exists).

I quite like him but then I haven't lived in a country where a bear does headlines and mag covers. MInd you I'd choose him over the endless parade of skanks clogging up the media.

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HB Margaret Cho - she's one of my fav comedians.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 9:46am.

But this also reminds me of the saddest picture I've seen all year:

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1797340/isbjornarna-tvingas-ata-sina-e...
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUESOME!

THE DARK LORD'S SHADOW SMILES UPON THEE.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Bossy's picture

I have major disdain for Margaret Cho. She's also one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

SilentWitness's picture

Knut is too cute. Bigorexias link made me sick.

crazyinjapan's picture

People, Knut would happily chew off your left leg while you were screaming for mercy. Reminds me of that stupid Chinese guy who got into the panda bear cage at the zoo so he could cuddle it. Dumbass got mauled, of course.

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Knut is just adorable.

kdracofan's picture

Knut is just adorable.

peaches80's picture

i want furreeeeeeee behbeh , i want behbeh right now !!!!!!
Knuuuuuuuuut u so cute

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:34am.

It's SWEDISH (language, not bear)! :D

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Go and tell Little Rascal then. I know my Deutsch :)

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@Mother Superior, your Nun/Chuck Norris avi just gave me my first laugh of the day! Ta!

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xerquina's picture

don't most animals eat their young. not that surprising really.

MizRo's picture

Peace. Have a great day all.

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to writer Joan Didion and to model Shalom Harlow.

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Submitted by Niko on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 10:49am.

I can't read German, why is that polar bear eating a baby bear?

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It's SWEDISH (language, not bear)! :D

xerquina's picture

OMG!! Little Richard?! happy birfday!! i thought you were dead. ;p

MizRo's picture

oh, I am so sorry I viewed bigorexia's pic. WAAAY too early and waaay too fragile of tummy for that. Lord.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:07am.

@ bigorexia

That photo is one of the most disgusting and awful things I've ever seen!!!
Bigorexia, you big Swede, what does it says under the photo? Is it Swedish?
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Here is the story translated: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=sv&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fw...

little_rascal's picture

@ bigorexia

That photo is one of the most disgusting and awful things I've ever seen!!!
Bigorexia, you big Swede, what does it says under the photo? Is it Swedish?

No Words's picture

Happy birthday to Joan Didion. There is a picture of her and her husband and daughter on the back of her book "The Year of Magical Thinking." It just personifies her life...totally awesome woman.

MizRo's picture

Good day everyone!!
Happy birthday to Cho, Didion, Carreras and Little Richard!

I'm so excited today: I'm going to Broadway tonight to see "West Side Story" and in keeping with the Latino theme, we're going to a Pan-Latin restaurant called "Aqua Dulce"! Yummy....

Submitted by Niko on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 10:49am.

I can't read German, why is that polar bear eating a baby bear?

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Because due to climate change polar ice shelves are melting, the bears can't go hunting for seal anymore and have to feed on their litter in order to survive. And you can imagine what this means to the population, they are extremely endangered.
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Although polar bear populations are at record high numbers. Male bears have always eaten young bears if hungry. This is true of just about every bear species. This is a natural occurrence and not a new act of desperation.

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Happy B-day to John Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls (you'll always be Johnny Rzeznik to me, bb)

Margaret Cho - you funny ho!

Little Richard - you lovely, snarky man you.

Jose Carreras - you are my fave of the Three tenors.

Knut, you'll always be a cutie pie to me; I love Polar bears!

Morning DListers!

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Happy Birthday to the hottest slut of my life, Joan Didion. Love her.
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I can't read German, why is that polar bear eating a baby bear?

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Because due to climate change polar ice shelves are melting, the bears can't go hunting for seal anymore and have to feed on their litter in order to survive. And you can imagine what this means to the population, they are extremely endangered.

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Happy birthday to Joan Didion.

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KNUUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!!!!
LUVSSSSS CHU
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Happy birthday Little Richard.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HB, Knut! ♥

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joanne's picture

HB Jose Carreres, Jim Messina and Little Richard.

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Messina? as in Loggins and Messina? what ever happened to him?

Nick Stahl is awesome.

meh, to everyone else.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 10:14am.

This is a really old photo because Knut is nowhere near that size now and is not cute anymore.

I love Polar Bears and think that they're all cute.

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This is a really old photo because Knut is nowhere near that size now and is not cute anymore.

But he was working in his prime, which is more than I can say about most Berliners.

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Happy Birthday Cute Knut!!

I only barely recognize 4 other names on today's list. The one I know the most is Knut!

Oh forgot to give a Happy B-day to Jose, that other tenor.

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Knut is the coolest. It's too bad no one gave a shit after he grew up. I STILL GIVE A SHIT KNUT!!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 9:46am.
But this also reminds me of the saddest picture I've seen all year:

I can't read German, why is that polar bear eating a baby bear?

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9aGKMz360
The best trailer ever!

naylinpalin's picture

at one point last year I knew all the words to the German Knut song. It was a low point. Happy birthday you sexy beast

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I am so over this bitch. Someone could roast Knut and I wouldn't give a rat's ass! Besides, there are other hotter bears on the scene now!

Happy Birthday to Little Richard. I hope he is making a full recovery from his surgery!

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