Sunday, December 6th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Janine Turner (47)
Ryan Carnes (27)
Stephenie LaGrossa (30)
Lindsay Price (33)
Colleen Haskell (33)
Ulf Ekberg (39)
Judd Apatow (42)
Nick Park (51)
Tom Hulce (56)
JoBeth Williams (61)
Shekhar Kapur (64)
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happy birthday, its nice to see her back again...!
sticker printing | folder printing
Oh sure. Janine can pretty up her own eyes but ignore the nasty eye boogers on that poor poodle?
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"You really can't spell 'families' without the lies."
I remember her then! She waas on General Hospital and Demi Moore came on a little later as her sister.
I liked Janine better on Northern Exposure.
oh, janine, you lovely piece...it doesn't get any better than an 80's glamour picture that includes your fluffy white puppy...and yes, that could be interpreted several ways
Happy Birthday to TITS!
Janine Janine Janine....a perfect face ruined by plastic surgery...
HB Tom Hulce!!
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cross: /kros/ n: a thing they nail people to.
Submitted by The New Improve... on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
I need Janine's stylist and photographer right now because that is the most glamorous photograph I have ever seen in my life.
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Seriously. This woman has style and grace, and I want her damn hat soooo bad!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Good to see Janine Turner working again
She had a long dry spell mid 2000's
(I read something about illness I think)
So she's doing better, good.
DiamondDawg
Mel didn't just call you a bigot or Obama? Just curious.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Mel on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 2:33pm.
Janine Turner turned into a born again Christian Obama is a Muslim bigot.
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I don't even understand that.
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Janine Turner turned into a born again Christian Obama is a Muslim bigot.
I am old and pathetic. The only name I recognize on the list is Janine's. What's she doing now? What's everyone from that show doing now? Remember the girl married to "H"? It was a pretty good t.v. show, but I think Arrested Development was the best show EVER on tee vee. ETA: First, TWIN PEAKS, then ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
TITS!!!!
HAPPY B-DAY!
*dance dance dance*
May you have many many more years of slutting and whoring around.
If you were here I would give you a big ol' smack on the ass for good luck.
*raises a vodka shot in your honor*
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
I need Janine's stylist and photographer right now because that is the most glamorous photograph I have ever seen in my life.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Madam: she did seem at ease with the role and it is classic!
Her last endeavor were eye drop commercials - did you see those?
MizRo,
I do think it was good casting in the sense that she's SUPPOSED to be irritating and whiny. I don't think she had to reach far. And that show is just so damn classic.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
madam: but she wasn't bad in it, I actually liked her character.
I will never understand how this woman landed the Northern Exposure gig. Ironic casting on their part, I guess. She was made for Texas beauty pageants and Lifetime movies, but ended up on one of the best television shows ever.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Happy Birthday, Tits! Thanks for giving me the laugh of the day by having to type out 'Happy Birthday, Tits!'. Snerk.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
loric: she does? That changes my view on her as a person, but she is quite beautiful. I loved her on "Northern Exposure".
Too bad Janine is a holy roller who ♥'s Sarah Palin and plastic surgery.
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HB TITS!!!
Happy birthday TITS! I hope your Snuggie of smugness is keeping you warm on your special day. ♥
Hola MK ♥
Happy Birthday, Judd! I have a big huge girl crush on your wife, you lucky man.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
LaGrossa is sucha hot name
like omg u so la grossa!
Very catchy
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:36am.
WAKE&BAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You guys be all up in my grill, man. I already thwarted my desire once to cop to the wake and bake...and I'm baked...I just can't do it again. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHU KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY !!!!!!!!
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVS YA !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , U ROCK !
I LOVED WHEN YOU CHOLIFIED ME AND OPEN MY EYES TO THE IDIOCY THAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU LET YOURSELF BE INFLUENCED BY OTHERS WITH NAPOLEONIC TENDENCIES , I REALLY LIKE U AND TO TOP THAT SHIT , U A GINGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*RAISES FIST TO AIR *
I WANT SOMEEEEEEEEEEE BROWNIES AND A RED VELVET CUPCAKE TO CELEBRATE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS , U HOT SLUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
ps : thank you joe schmoe !
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yeah okay ........
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
OMG - I had that makeup, hair and blouse in the 80s. Her hat is in backwards, and the dog could have used some clean up prior to the photoshoot. Still, this is vintage hotness.
Yikes. Too gorgeous.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/object/event/wireimage/15/120/36...
WAKE&BAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birtday Janine Turner! She always made me want to cut my hair, she is gorgeous and her face really is for short-short hair. OH, I am jealous.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Holy crap, it's Janine from 1985.
Sadly she has taken one too many trips to the plastic surgeon office and looks nothing like this picture anymore....
No-she did a crazy platinum blonde thing & looks like Carol Channing.
I remember back in the day when Janine was doing time on Beard Lane for Troy Aikman.
She probably took that money and rode into the sunset.
I wanna see a recent pic of her to see if she is still a hot slut!
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Hey! How come TITS isn't on that list? HB TITS! And HB to Tom Hulce too. Loved him in Amadeus.
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This picture looks to be ca. 1983, when she was on GH as the OTHER Laura with Demi Moore as her sister, Jackie. So that would mean she was abt. 21 in this picture.
HB Nick Park, Larry Kroger, and Shekhar Kapur (loved both 'Elizabeth' films)...
Morning dlisters; nice to have you back, ElB!
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I need to shop for some real honest-to-goodness tough-man wool socks. Saw some really nice hip-wader socks, but they'd probably be waaaaaaaay too long for ME.
I am NOT going out to do it; instead, I'm going to be lazy bitch and stay inside, and hunt for a bargain online. Screw the madness of fighting traffic and maddening hoardes. ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
Janine lost me when campaigned for Sarah Palin last year. :P Very outspoken in her Christian Conservative beliefs. Loved her in Northern Exposure, tho.
And never mind ME either; I'm TOTALLY baked. And it ain't from the Green Shit, either.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Happy birthday to Judd Apatow...the raunchiest, funniest, sweetest director ever.
Back later! Xmas shopping!
ELB... oooh, la la!! Any "baguettes" on the hop?
Hahaha, never mind me, I'm half baked.
O' Connelllllll!!!!
Uh, weird-ass photo of Janine there...I wonder how old she was...
@islandgal. Been in France for a while. Now I'M BACK!
OnT Northern Exposure- My fav EVEEEEEEEEEEER! Janine with short dark hair * BOOOOOOIIINNNGGGG*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, bunchapeople I don't know!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Can you believe Janine was once engaged to Alec Baldwin?????
Happy BD to Judd Apatow, Tom Hulce, and Jobeth Williams!!!!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
ELB!! Is it just me, or have you been missing in action?
You have a new woman, don't you? :)
GOD! Happy BDay to my love Janinexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Love her soooooooooooooooo much!