A TRAVESTY: Kim Zolciak Didn't Get One Grammy Nomination
The Grammy nominations were announced tonight, and Kim Zolciak's name was more than just tardy for the party. It was straight-up ABSENT from the party. The song of this generation was completely snubbed by those bitches. Tardy for the Party should have been nominated in every single category from Song of the Year to the Best Recording by a Wild Animal. Shit, they could've even nominated her in the Spoken Word categories since she didn't sing any of that shit!
Ugh. Whose dick does Kim have to suck to get a Grammy nomination?! No, that was a serious question, because she really will do it. Kim will even suck a dick for an invite to a Grammy viewing party in the parking lot of a Big Lots.
But seriously, I know the Grammy voters aren't wig haters, because Beyonce was nominated for 10 awards! Kim's song must have been way too artistic and musically complicated for the mainstream Grammys. Yeah, that's the reason.
Here's some of the nominations. Beyonce got 10, Taylor Swift followed with 8, and the Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell and Kanye West each got 6. Again, Kim Zolciak got ZERO. ILLEGAL!
SONG OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Single Ladies"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Maxwell - "Pretty Wings"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me."
ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "I Am ... Sasha Fierce"
Black Eyed Peas' "The E.N.D."
Lady Gaga - "The Fame"
Taylor Swift - "Fearless"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King."
RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Halo"
Black Eyes Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me"
BEST NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings
BEST ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC - "Black Ice"
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - "Life from Madison Square Garden"
Green Day - "21st Century Breakdown"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King"
U2 - "No Line on the Horizon."
BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling"
Bon Jovi - "We Weren't Born to Follow"
The Fray - "Never Say Never"
Daryl Hall and John Oates' "Sara Smile"
MGMT - "Kids"
Click here for the full list.



all's shit.
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timeywimey:
don't speak for all americans man. i love drums and bass!
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Silversun Pickups better win for "Best New Artist."
ubmitted by QueenOfTrashin on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:22am.
I live in a fucking radio wasteland called Denver, Colorado!
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As someone who spends A LOT of time in my second home that is Denver, let me tell you that it's not nearly as much a wasteland as here in San Antonio, TX! It's either Tejano, Country or Top 10/20 as all they ever seem to play is the same shit 10-20 songs over and over and over until my ears bleed. Thank goodness for my ipod!
The people know NOTHING about music.
"womanizer" is not dance it is POP. Sounds more like a marketing jingle then a real song. Most of britney's new ones do.
and where's the trance catagory? People in the US need to be introduced to this awesome style of music as well as more electronica and drum and bass. All US people ever give attention to is rock, rap and country.
And also the remixed recordings lists don't get enough attention. What about the best DJ award?
Also for (nickelcrack) to be on for rock and coldplay? that's not rock it's crap.
din't kickecrack get booed on stage and had beer cans and stuff thrown at them?!
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goes ding when there's stuff!
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Hall and Oates - WTF - don't get me wrong, I love me some H&O, but this is a little late, no? Is it because they recently performed it live? anyway, I hope they win, personally I think they are the best nominees in that category...
Can someone please tell me the difference between album of the year and record of the year?
Thanks, Kel
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I hate the fucking Grammys. Yeah Yeah Yeahs were only nominated once but Lady GaGa has three?!?
Ew...WigWoman sideboob. Or side saline sack.
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Sara Smile LMAOO oh MK you nut
Beyonces father is on the grammys committee just thought i'd mention that.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:26am.
P.S. Besides the hideous Kim, what a crap poster. "Feat Kandi Burruss"? Can't spell out "featuring"? And a different typeface for each line? PLEASE. Kim Zolciak does not deserve Copperplate!
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LOL! I was all up in that too. I was thinking that the way they did it made the name of the song almost unnoticeable...like part of the artwork...and perhaps that's what they were going for ~ like this Burruss character is supposed to be somebody or something.
She certainly does seem to continually aim low.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:40am.
Frankly, I don't get this girl's music. She doesn't sing well and the lyrics are silly. Then again, I'm not experiencing teenage angst just old-lady-I'm-bitchy-cause-I'm-nearly-40-shit, but still I can appreciate a good song, but TS's music is horrible.
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I'm 21 and I find her music annoying. Its geared to 15 year old girls that like to hear about cheerleaders, romeo and juliet, ball gowns, and fairy tailes. I remember when I was 15 I didnt like this crap, I was listening to Sex Pistols so I dont get what the big deal abt her is.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 4:10am.
I will not rest until this gets nominated. Better late than never!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5d01_riBo
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And why not?!
THIS won a Grammy!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Trpbb3cjg
(more and more, when I say "Grammy" I think "Grandma's Picks")
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QueenOfTrashin well I live outside of NYC and I am asking the same thing? Is MK joshing with us?
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
MK the link to the official Tardy to the Party video is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5i5PaBEhnk !!
WTF? 'Tardy for the Party'??? Are you fuckin kiddin me.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
With as pointless, out of it, and clueless as the Grammy's are, I'm surprised she didn't.
Silversun Pickups are an amazing band, but "Best New Artist"...for their SECOND album?
Looks like this shaping up to be a battle between Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga. I know Kanye is feeling a bit left out this morning. I'm sure he'll find a way to get back into the action.
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I live in a fucking radio wasteland called Denver, Colorado! If all the stations aren't playing 40-year-old shit that I have at my house, they aren't happy. When did Hall & Oates re-release 'Sara Smile'?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Submitted by music lover on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:18am.
that fact that led zeppelin never won a grammy says it all.
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I remember reading this old Rolling Stone review of Physical Graffiti, talking about how they felt it was their bid for artistic integrity.....it's pretty insane.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
that fact that led zeppelin never won a grammy says it all.
I hope Hall & Oates wins their category. Love that song.
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The nominations list reads like a playlist from Kiss FM. The Grammys hates music! Real and talented artists are never nominated or recognized unless they're dead. (ok sometimes, but it's not the norm.)
"Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case."-MK 11/5/09
Beyonce going home empty-handed at the Grammys?
Not a chance.
Maybe Lady Gaga can hire Elin as a hitwoman?
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The Grammy Awards reflect the direction that the music industry has taken. Rewarding people with average talent and ignoring those with great potential.
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I hope GaGa wins everything
WTF is up with Kim's breast and why wouldn't you photoshop that shit?
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 1:28am.
i have a horrible feeling beyonce is going to clean up at the grammys. i just have that feeling.....
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yep. the grammys are notorious for that. alicia keys, santana, norah jones, natalie cole & her dead dad...they all won an armful of awards in one night. the grammy voters are either lazy or they just check off the box with the most familiar name, which in most cases is not the most deserving.
Albatross:
oh Yes! imagine BeGONEce's face if she walks away empty-handed from the Grammys. i'm giddy just thinking about it!
I'm sick to death of Beyawnce. I hope she doesn't win anything.
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P.S. Besides the hideous Kim, what a crap poster. "Feat Kandi Burruss"? Can't spell out "featuring"? And a different typeface for each line? PLEASE. Kim Zolciak does not deserve Copperplate!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:52am.
How did MK miss the fact that Brit Brit got a nomination for 'Womanizer'? Yowza, what an awful list.
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This one's for you, boomsy. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oZNY5yvnY
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 8:56am.
I'm promise I'll stop, but 'I'm on a Boat' was nominated? I'm actually rooting for that one.
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Whew! It was getting tough keeping up with you;p (JOKE!)
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Do the people who make this list know that this is THE GRAMMY'S? Or do they think this is some kinda Billboard thing?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
I'm promise I'll stop, but 'I'm on a Boat' was nominated? I'm actually rooting for that one.
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HOW can you have saggy-ass implants????
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Kim has the WORST boob job ever, I mean you can see the implant right there..and dayum is she one ugly ass broad...on another note, that is the most pathetic list for winners more reasons to skip the Grammys again this year...no talent assholes...I miss the 1970's .....sigh....
Wow. Nobody new makes Rock Music? They need to get their asses to Toronto, there's LOTS of it here.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
How did MK miss the fact that Brit Brit got a nomination for 'Womanizer'? Yowza, what an awful list.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I'm not even sure if this question will make sense to anyone...but what happened to the REAL Maxwell?
PS. How did that boring ass song get nominated?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Trash nominations, I see; are we the only people with sense in this world? Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift are sweeping the nominations? And that POS Black Eyes Peas song that sounds like they made it in their basement? I will NOT be watching the Grammys...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Okay, so I'm relieved about not being the only one who is sick of this Taylor Swift frenzy! Jeez-its a okay pop song geared towards 12 year olds. I don't get it...its not that good.
Also, I like Kings of Leon, but I think Use Somebody is the worst song they ever recorded..of course it gets reconized..don't get it.
And one last thing...someone said earlier that Dave Matthews Band aren't real musicians...wtf? I mean, I get if you don't like their music...although Big Whiskey is a really, really good album...I'm actually surprised. But to say they aren't musicians, etc....uh, don't get that. If you notice on the grammy's website...they list all the writers for songs. When you get to rock bands..its only the band memebers. Then you get to pop music and their is like 8 people listed for writing a crappy pop song. Okay, I'm out...music is important and I hate when Beyonce and co are considered artists!!! argh! Shes an entertainer..not artist! There is a difference!
Submitted by stuckinhere on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:01am.
Is it bad that I secretly wish Beyonce wins Song of the Year and a drunk Waylon Jennings jumps the stage and says Taylor should have won instead?
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BWaaaaaahhaaaaaa, Now THAT'S funny!
Imma need Maxwell to FINALLY win a Grammy!
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silversun pickups got nominated ya boy!
UGH! Beyonce? This may be the first time in decades that I don't watch the Grammys. The only thing I'm excited about is Green Day. I love Green Day.
I was stunned when I read Hall & Oates. WTF? I thought it was a joke. Funny thing is that I saw them in concert in the early 80's at Boston Commons. For some odd reason, they didn't sing Sara Smile at the concert and I distinctly remember people being really angry that they didn't sing it and they kept chanting Sara Smile during the encores and they still didn't sing it. Now, almost 30 years later, here it is. lol!
What about Heidi Montag. Didn't her man say she had the biggest audience viewing her performance EVER in TV history. The Grammy's over looked her too? Kim and Heidi get no respect. bwahahahahah stupid bitches.
Ilovepapasmurf: If Taylor Swift wins a Grammy, I will hate the music industry
Frankly, I don't get this girl's music. She doesn't sing well and the lyrics are silly. Then again, I'm not experiencing teenage angst just old-lady-I'm-bitchy-cause-I'm-nearly-40-shit, but still I can appreciate a good song, but TS's music is horrible.
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Submitted by stuckinhere on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:10am.
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How about both of them? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoOEEQPiUxE
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
Lol islandgirl! Shows how out of touch I am with the music scene! How about Hank Williams Jr. then?