Ron Wood Arrested For Beating His Girlfriend
235-year-old Ronnie Wood (no relation to Tiger) of the Rolling Stones was arrested in London last night after he was accused of beating on his 20-year-old girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova. CHILD ABUSE!
Ronnie's rep confirmed that he was arrested, but wouldn't say anything else. A police spokesperson released this statement to the BBC: "We can confirm that a 62-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident."
He has reportedly been released on bail and will have to answer to the charges in court next month.
Ronnie and Ekaterina started sharing diapers about a year ago when he was still married to his wife of 25 years. Ronnie left his wife for Ekaterina and the two have been shacking up ever since.
Ronnie is getting too old for all of this. Pepaw should be sitting comfortably in a rocking chair, sipping on his hot cider and catching up on his stories on TV. Ronnie should not be throwing babies around like he's Mo'Nique in Precious. He will not get an Oscar for that. Ronnie, let go of the baby, grab the bong and simmer down. You might break a hip or something.
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Good God. How is that old thing still alive? He looks like one of the trees from the Wizard of Oz.
what did he do hit her with his walker?
I didn't know Ron Wood was dating Carol Burnett!
About a 62-yr-old guy beating down a 20-yr-old girl...hell, my father in law is that age and one strong ass dude. Plus she looks like death on a Wheat Thin, and probably can't fight back due to being drunk and high all day, from what it looks like.
And yeah, she used to be a cute girl--kinda elfin, but cute. Now she looks like a 40-something going through chemo, sorry cancer patients. The grossest thing is, I don't even think she's a golddigger, because how could she expect any dough with all his kids and wife of 20 years? I think she's just a broken up Russian junkie with a grandpa complex. Egh.
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She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Yet another old man searching for the fountain of youth, and a young girl looking for a pot o' gold. How gross would having sex with that peepaw be? I cringe at the thought of it.
That's a HARD looking 20 year-old. I suspect she hasn't seen 20 in a couple of years.
Another aging rocker who won't grow up and the young women who put up with him. No sympathy here.
Bossy,
Your Grampa is probably very strong. I was talking about myself. I am a pretty strong girl. I have won awards in weightlifting when I was younger. Was not trying to say ALL old men are weaklings. Was just pissed about this story.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:27pm.
How in the hell does a 20 something let a 62 year old man beat her? I will tell you what. If a 60 something old man slaps me, he is about to get his senior citizen's ass kicked. I will snatch his cane and bop him over the head with it.
In reference to strength in general (not domestic violence): It depends on the 62 year old. My grandpa is 73 and I assure you he could kick major ass. He's one of those strong types that in his youth was well-known throughout his town for his unmatchable strength. Although he's not as strong now, he's still stronger than a lot of 20 year olds.
Hurry up & die, Woody. You'll be worth more so the little Gold Digger can live in comfort. You are a disgrace to the male species.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
How in the hell does a 20 something let a 62 year old man beat her? I will tell you what. If a 60 something old man slaps me, he is about to get his senior citizen's ass kicked. I will snatch his cane and bop him over the head with it.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! So I'm reading about Ronnie and I get to: "We have confirmed that a 62 year old man has been arrested..." And I really...really, really just can't go on. O yeah! He's fucking SIXTY-TWO already! LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Please. This walking zombie hasn't the strength to wipe his own ass let alone beat on someone elses.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:36am.
I want to direct a porn where two fat dicked hairy Arab Zombies fall in love in the mountains of Montana. Fucking romance.
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Now THAT flick I would watch minus the zombie part.
On topic, to paraphrase the legendary Dorothy Zbornak: when a 20yo gets involved with a 75yo, chances are she is not after his body.
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Grandpa/grandpa/yer ugly/
That's what we all think of yooooooooou
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:20am.
Sorry but if this Ekaterina skank cannot manage to beat this Crypt Keeper into submission she deserves to get her ass whooped.
Whoop that trick!
She could have at least called Elin Wood HOme Security!
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HA HA HA HA!!!
A 20 year-old can't get away from a drunk 70 year-old (You KNOW booze was involved) Bitch, please.
The girl looks like a wrinkly, mildly retarded ginger rodent - not attractive AT ALL!!! Maybe he was just tryin' to get 'er with the broom thinkin' there was a mouse infestation on his property.
(sings)
drugs!
drugs will keep us together!
think of me, babe, whenever
some non-geriatric dude comes around
unwrinkled and proud
think of my crack pipe and not my death shroud
just stop!
'cuz i really love you
stop! i'll be thinkin' of you
look in your heart and let drugs
keep us together
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
she looks like shit for only being 20 years old
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
"Hell, couldn't she just unplugged his Hoveround scooter to get away from him?" . . . BRILLIANT! You guys crack me up. He's disgusting
TMZ's latest :
Rachel Uchitel's attorney Gloria Allred just canceled the press conference that was scheduled for 11.30am.
Rachel Uchitel admitted that she was trying to protect Tiger Wood and lied when she denied their relationship.
question: how was the geriatric ron wood able to catch and beat a 20 year old toddler?
my little nephew gives me the slip all the time...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
to me she looks like a young mia farrow. she's very cute. hopefully, she's raking in the dough to fuck that old pepaw.
(and mopa your avie is adorable!!)
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I was just in Appalachia over the weekend and saw no hairy-dicked Arabs but I did see one guy who looked like Stephen King.
Submitted by Emmatrude on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:36am.
I want to direct a porn where two fat dicked hairy Arab Zombies fall in love in the mountains of Montana. Fucking romance.
OH MAH GAW NO PLEASE SET IT IN APPALACHIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! IT WILL BE LIKE TWATLIGHT AND NEW POON FOR COUNTRY SET!
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LOL! I just googled images for "two fat dicked hairy Arab Zombies fall in love in the mountains of Montana" and a picture of Miley Cyrus came up.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:31am.
And louise, you were right about the Greeks. I have been interrupted thrice in the middle of trickery.
Greek mothers are evil and have the sexth sense!
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LMAO!! They do! Greeks are super fun (and usually hot), but if you commit to that one, you commit to his ENTIRE family.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:36am.
I want to direct a porn where two fat dicked hairy Arab Zombies fall in love in the mountains of Montana. Fucking romance.
OH MAH GAW NO PLEASE SET IT IN APPALACHIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! IT WILL BE LIKE TWATLIGHT AND NEW POON FOR COUNTRY SET!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:35am.
jazzy is that Elin in your avie?
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Yes, Team Elin!!
Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right...
Ronny is what I would call a 'quasi-pedi'.
They never want an equal in their relationship. They want to always be in control and nothing obeys as well as a naive, nubile nearly teen.
Put him in a cell. Bury him in a grave?
It doesn't matter because in his case it's the same thing already.
He's been dead for half a century.
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Couldn't he just snort her like Keith Richards? Damn.
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I want to direct a porn where two fat dicked hairy Arab Zombies fall in love in the mountains of Montana. Fucking romance.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
jazzy is that Elin in your avie?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:32am.
Ron Wood is 42 years older then his girlfriend! This is sick!
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Seriously, he should date someone his own age...like Lindsay Lohan.
"Greek mothers are evil and have the sexth sense!" thebreakdown
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:26am.
*gags at the thought of what this old fart smells like*
*wretches*
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I used to work with this guy who was 80 years old. He always smelled like the color of dark gray. Like he was alive but not really...maybe he was a ZOMBIE!!!!
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ZOMBIE!!! NOMONOMONOMONOMONOMONOMONOM!!!!!!!
Ron Wood is 42 years older then his girlfriend! This is sick!
louise_brooks:
Booze my ass!
That's straight up crackery right there!
And hometrick could have just whistled and blew his frail ass clear across the room. This ho is from Eastern Europe and cannot fight?
Revoke her membership!
And louise, you were right about the Greeks. I have been interrupted thrice in the middle of trickery.
Greek mothers are evil and have the sexth sense!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 11:26am.
*gags at the thought of what this old fart smells like*
*wretches*
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I used to work with this guy who was 80 years old. He always smelled like the color of dark gray. Like he was alive but not really...maybe he was a ZOMBIE!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
She's obviously on a gold digging quest, maybe she'll get something for her troubles after this.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
*gags at the thought of what this old fart smells like*
*wretches*
This looks like a job for Elin Nordegren!!!
Da da da DAAA!!
Honestly...this is the week for asshole guys.
I'm gonna go and hug my wife at lunch....
I wonder if they have a team of fluffers who work on him for a few days before they do the nasty?
What 20 year old would find this wrinkled mess attractive? That said, I say we sick Elin Woods after him!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hell, couldn't she just unplugged his Hoveround scooter to get away from him?
I hope she gets regular payments into her checking account. Why else would you fuck the old roadkill? Can you imagine that cadaver hanging over you?