Queen Aretha's Roar Rings In The Christmas Season
The Christmas season doesn't officially begin until Queen Aretha stuffs her triple long titty melons into a bedazzled tent and roars into the night like she's trying to break all the windows in heaven!
At last night's Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting ceremony, Queen Aretha took to the stage looking like Mama Bear after eating Goldilocks, Papa Bear, Baby Bear, all the bowls of porridge and every chair and bed in the house! That is the real-talk version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears!
Even though the entire mink population is extinct because of Queen Aretha, I can not fully hate on her. Mostly because I am still mesmerized by her honey baked chichis. I just want to dive in and SUFFOCATE!
Here's more pictures of Aretha flashing her chichis, Chucks and support (!!!!) hose last night.
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Between the peen comments and Chewie comments and birth comments and helicopter-hunting comments, I'm crying with laughter over here! Fuck, I love this place.
That was so freaking funny!
Love her for wearing Chucks with that getup. Hate her for wearing fur. The Chucks almost have the edge, though.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:34pm.
Haha. I think I saw steam coming out between those shopping bags.
Shopping bags? Those things are Samsonsite Two-Suiters.
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@Anna Hannah - Your post. I am laughing so hard that if I were drinking milk it would be all over the monitor.
WHY doesn't this bitch get breast reduction surgery? Seriously now, fucking A, she cannot be comfortable lugging those two elephant trunks around, good Lord all mighty.
Don't even get me started on her outfit and the coat/muffler thing. Disgusting.
holy fuckin vat of jaques torres chocolate!
i couldnt stop lookin either... that was the most unbelievable network sight of all..and lambert was offensive? wowza
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The war isn't working.
Disgusting slob.
Her and Star Jones can both fuck off with their XXXXL fur coats
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Disgusting slob.
Her and Star Jones can both fuck off with their XXXXL fur coats
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:34pm.
LOL! When I saw your post I thought it said :Sweating like a team of whores!
I'm sorry, but Aretha reminds me of those bears that lost their hair everywhere but around their head with that ridiculous fur scarf / collar thing. What a waste of mink!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 4:49pm.
How come no one gets all bent out of shape when this fat bitch wears a mink coat?
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I do, I hate it! Do you think Aretha is going to let anyone stop her from wearing her fur??
I just hope the younger generations sees the cruelty behind this "fashion statement"
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:34pm.
What's with the head muff? Aretha sweats like a whole TEAM of horses! I guess that's why the coat stayed open so she could cool off through her chi-chis.
Haha. I think I saw steam coming out between those shopping bags.
What's with the head muff? Aretha sweats like a whole TEAM of horses! I guess that's why the coat stayed open so she could cool off through her chi-chis.
She's wearing 17 miles of mink and generic Chucks.
I don't care what anyone says... THAT COAT!! I love it!
it looks like a sasquatch giving birth.
How come no one gets all bent out of shape when this fat bitch wears a mink coat? Think about the amount of animals that went in to making a coat that fucking HUUUUUUUUUGE!
She looks like a mangey bear!
I'm torn by 2 different thoughts:
1) That fucking coat is having a hard time giving birth to Queen Chichi.
2) I feel sorry for that dress that the straps are trying to pull her two fat bags from falling to the ground.
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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! BWAHAHAHAHA!
I would love to see some ass clown from PETA come up and try to spray that bitch down!!!
How many minks had to die to give this FAT FUCKING PIG a coat. Jesus the getup, worse than the Aunt Jemmima Hat at the innauguration. And that mink jowl she's wearing makes her look like a fat brown walrus, all she's missing is the tusks
those tiiiii...tiiii....tiii.....TITS!!!!
my god!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
what is up with her strap?
It's sad that she's wearing fur. She's the greatest soul singer, but clearly has no brains/heart. Very dissapointing Aretha!
Chewbacca just popped a chubby.
Those milkies are AMAZING! I cant take my eyes off of them.. and Im not a tittay gal.
ohhh no. here comes a life size uncircumsized penis thats ready to blowww....
I don't care what anybody says...legend or no legend...this bitch looked like a hairy cow last night - and talent? Puhlease...she sounded like a cat being swung by its tail...awful!
Submitted by music lover on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:50pm.
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LOL @ Kuntie Holmes :P
In other news, PETA issued this statement today:
"We rather see Aretha wear fur, than see her go nekkid" ;)
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Could her lip-synching have been more noticeable?
I think not!
Peta must love her!
And I thought you wore mufflers on your HANDS... not yer head!
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Dayum... she looks like a bearded lady at the circus side show...
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I don't give a damn what she wears or what she looks like. Bitch can do no wrong in my book.
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Now you know that stylist was wrong as hell for puttin her in that mess...
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She looks like she kicked the crap out of a bear and skinnned him alive.
What the fuck?
Emma Trude's icon is more attractive.
I only saw her first song last nite where she was buttoned up I thought...did she change clothes? Anyway, her first song was magnificent. That lady can still wow (noooo, not w-o-w but wow!).
LOL @ bedazzled tent!
I bet she has serious back pains.
now, i admit she's got some serious wardrobe malfunctioning going on, but if the gods offered me her talent and her career at the price of being overweight, i'd say hell fucking YES.
and then i'd find somebody to make sure i didn't go out the door with my titties hanging out looking like i was being birthed by a walrus.
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and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
i don't care if re re's chichis are out in all it's glory...there's no reason to come out in public looking like a wooly mammoth...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 12:29pm.
She's lucky Sarah Palin wasn't flying overhead in a helicopter.
*dies*
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I saw this fuckery and was shocked.
Not by how big and bear-ish Ms. Franklin looks, but her stylist didn't put her in a WHITE fur?
It is Christmas and everyone knows polar bears mean Christmas. A white fur would have matched better with that tarp she calls a gown.
Ms. Franklin never disappoints. *LOL*
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MK is slipping! I swore he would be at Rockafella Center dive bombing onto Aretha's fluffy titty-bags!
She looks like a Wookie in that coat.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I'm speechless.
What kind of Snuggie is she wearing?
Holy shit, look at her cleavage in this pic...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/35083/images/spl143151_007.jpg
Imagine how far down her body her tits go when she's naked. She probably doesn't even need to wear those stylish sneakers, she could walk on her tits to protect her feet.
Just COVER UP THE CLEAVAGE!