Afternoon Crumbs
SAAAAAAAVE CODY: The Health Department hates adorable chocolate Labradors who are just trying to make an honest living in this economy - TampaBay.com
Kate Beckinsale gets half naked in the name of vodka - Egotastic!
Gollum's sex change is complete - Hollywood Tuna
Who is HoHan humping on today? - Popsugar
Shakira has moves (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Portman tried pot once, is still boring - Just Jared
Sylvester Stallone is well on his way to becoming a wet ball of clay - Holy Moly!
True Blood is getting some new meat - Towleroad
Nicole Kidman's plumped and ready to go - Lainey Gossip
I'm sure Bridget Moynahan will co-sign the fact that Tom Brady can keep a secret - Celebitchy
Please tell me Pamela Anderson is going on Judge Judy - Hollywood Rag
This is the best RiRi's hair has looked in a long time - Socialite Life
And if Papa Joe's daughters were failures, he'd spank them good! I shouldn't have said that, because now he may change his mind - ICYDK
Candy and Tori Spelling don't want to kill each other anymore - I'm Not Obsessed
Rachel Uchitel is jumping into a sex scandal nipples first - Cityrag
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yeah i liked the idea, that is not a bad option...!
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F-that health department. Cody is probably the cleanest creature there. Let's take a look at some of the scuzzy mugwumps that roll in there for their diet mountain dew, smokes, and lotto tix. I bet he shows up on time and ready to work 'cos he's a good dog! I'd protest but I live the cold and shitty midwest.
Cody is the cutest monkey ever! What a sweetheart and so stupid to not allow the dog in a place where there is no food that is open to the air. really- how is having a dog near packaged food products a food safety issue? America the Safe.
rachel thinks shes angie!
If Kate Beckinsale is such a sexy creature, why are she and her husband seeing a sex therapist? (I'm not making this up -- MK featured it a couple of months ago.)
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Britney Spears and her ooozy cooch and dirty bare feet got to step into gas stations without the health dept doing jack shit. Unfair.
Oh Brittany...she didn't even get a pedicure.
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All Cody needs is a blue shirt and a some khaki pants and he could probably get himself hired at Wal-Mart.
He LOOKS like every other employee there (that I used to work with)...
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Let's get this straight. That is no chocolate Labrador. Note the pointed head, short ears and especially, the white hair on the left, front paw. Pure-bred Labradors have only one color of fur...blond, black, or chocolate. They have broad, flat-top heads with longer ears and a much sweeter look to the face. Number one dog around children.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Isn't Brittany Murphy the often repeated answer to a blind vice about a heavy drug abuser whose husband is her supplier? Ugh, she looks horrible.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:30pm.
SAAAAAAAVE CODY:
When I originally read the article I KNEW the health dept. would get their panties in a bunch.
Please. If the dog is just hanging up front, and not shitting in the store, what's the harm? The customers like Cody.
Team "Don't They Have More Important Stuff To Worry About"?
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And Team "Fuck Bureaucratic Bullshiters Trying To Save Their Stupid Ass Jobs By Looking Like They Are Actually Working"..... damn, this really pisses me off!
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"Kate Beckinsale gets half naked in the name of vodka"
Kate doesn't need an excuse to get naked!
SAAAAAAAVE CODY:
When I originally read the article I KNEW the health dept. would get their panties in a bunch.
Please. If the dog is just hanging up front, and not shitting in the store, what's the harm? The customers like Cody.
Team "Don't They Have More Important Stuff To Worry About"?
Tom Brady says whatsherface is intelligent because he wanted to know the sex and she didn't, so she said go ahead and find out? Dumb ass
IV- Back home this one dude at the quick shop wore the same shirt for 10 days, my friend and I made bets on how long he would wear it (he won). We knew it was the same shirt cuz it had a mustard stain right in the middle of it that had crusted!
Cody looks cleean, business like and helpful!
I agree also bout the gross unhealthy food. I'm a hick but Slim Jims scare me!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 4:41pm.
Cody is cleaner than some of the dirty fucks behind the counters who are human.
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Exactly! Someone always has to have a stick up their ass and ruin it for everyone else. Because soda, candy, and Slim Jims from a GAS STATION are so fucking healthy already that people who consume them would wig out over them being near a DOG!
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Cody is cleaner than some of the dirty fucks behind the counters who are human.
Speaking of Riri.. did anyone see the Chris doodooBrown interview on Good MOrning America? I missed it and I'm not staying home tomorrow to watch him spew bs out of his lip licking mouth.
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You never know when a Red Lobster cheezy biscuit craving will pop up on ya...Bisquick lady is just being prepared lol
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Wow, Hohan looks kinda sorta, maybe a little like a woman her age should look. A really high and messy version of the way a woman her age should look.
Brittany Murphy has itty bitty pinpoint heroin (or oxycontin) pupils, without a doubt! She looks grey and waxy as well. The girl is not well.
I KNOW, Snowy! Crazy ho!
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 4:28pm.
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I was going to counter and say it was the ONLY entertaining thing about Tori, but I guess we still have her face and her magically sinking breastbone/melting fake tittay sacks.
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That dog is cleaner than a lot of people I've seen working in convenience stores. Prolly does a better job too and is less likely to give his friends free beer.
I love Natalie Portman but there's no way she's as wholesome as she looks. She doesnt like Potbut pills and coke is ok & she is the answer to one of yesterday's blind items.
She refused to take a role as a nun because she couldnt process the idea of being abstinate. She must be quite the downlow ho.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
I'm not sure I like this Tori/Candi reunion. That was the most entertaining thing about Tori.
kanderso LMAO & it's like a Cosco size box, thanks for pointing it out, LMAO
and it's not like she's going to Barbados and maybe they can't get it there, she's headed for NYC, LOLOLOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:33pm.
all i see in that picture is the blunts in the background.
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LOL Snowy! Stay strong!!!
RE: RIRI PICTURES --> I have a MUCH more important issue with these than RiRi's hair. NAMELY, what is that random ho doing with a box of Bisquick in the airport?! SERIOUSLY! Bisquick?! Can't you, like, buy that anywhere? Why would you transport it?
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Oooo, Swisher Sweets!!! I can haz??
Aside from some shedding, Dogs are probably cleaner than most people. I bet their tongues are cleaner than a lot of peoples hands, even.
sweet jesus, jj is a breeding ground of the uninformed and (seemingly) uneducated... round em up and sterilize immediately. holy crap.
nooooo. don't make cody unemployed! how rude!
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It is more than a little fucking disturbing how Stallone is morphing into his mother. What the fuck is going on here? He needs to dig a hole, climb in it and pay a couple of midgets to throw dirt on top of him, all on pay for veiw TV!
once again the best thing about this post is an animal...btw dogs are not dirty ...and everything in that store is packaged...that dog looks cleaner than all the celebutards in this entire post...people suck...animals however don't.
Fuck off Health Dept. A dog standing in front of cigs and swisher sweets is unhealthy. I hope the irony isn't lost on the 'health dept's' nitwit brainz
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I miss the old Shakira!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Stupid health department. Leave Cody alone!!! He has child support payments to make to his bitches.
Ugggg Shakira totally sold the fuck out. I'm taking it personally:(
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
i highly doubt Natalie Portman is a good girl
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA Please!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Natalie Portman tried pot once, is still boring"
HAHAHAHA. MK is the best.
I'm going to Tampa this weekend... I'm going to seek Cody out and ask him to fix me a slushy.
GO TIGERS!!
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Um, yeah. I din't wanna jinx him but I had a feeling Cody was gonna be out of a job after all that press.
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all i see in that picture is the blunts in the background.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:26pm.
Fucking lame. Dogs are clean creatures. Cleaner than children anyway. Lame, lame, lame!
AND you can crate train them. Can't put a kid in a cage.. bitches get arrested for that shit. It's a shame too.
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Where's that short black wig that the queen of denial was sporting earlier... Papa Joe will look good in it.
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Fucking lame. Dogs are clean creatures. Cleaner than children anyway. Lame, lame, lame!
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