Lisa & Tommy Make A Porno
Meet Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes. This lovely couple from England would do anything for their dream beach wedding in Cancun, Mexico. They would even take all their panties off, get freaky on camera and sell that shit for a quick dime. And that's exactly what they are doing. Lisa and Tommy tell The Sun that they have made almost $3,000 for three fuck films and they plan to make for more so that they can pay for their wedding this June.
Lisa and Tommy, who have four children, have done kinky shit like play with hot wax, partake in a little threesome action and spank each other with paddles. Unfortunately, the threesome was not with a dermatologist or an orthodontist.
Lisa said that her mother and most of her friends understand that they are just sexing on camera for the money. Tommy added, "It's our five minutes of fame - something to look back on when we're older. It has brought us closer together."
Okay, I know we're all thinking the same thing at the same time, so let's just come out with it: WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THIS SHIT?! Jinx! I mean, are Lisa and Tommy marketing their tapes as a bulimics' most successful tool?! Or maybe they are selling it to dentists who bust nuts thinking about all the way they can fix Lisa's peek-a-boo snag tooth?
You know what, though? Good for their freaky nasty asses. If someone's paying to see their nasties wrestle each other, then I say go for it. Although, my eyes won't be witnessing that business since I don't think I could take seeing Lisa's Kiki Dunst fang scrape on Tommy's acne-covered peen.
Okay, I'd still watch it.
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these two are so boring..!
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I'd watch it.
This couple has empowered me. I'm not quite as busted as they are. YET. But I'm getting there. I turned 50 last month and Werther's ain't free. Is there a market for memaw porn?
i cant be the only one who guessed they were british almost immediately
That's gross. Seriously.
"Unfortunately, the threesome was not with a dermatologist or an orthodontist."
Christ, it's so good to be back.
"Unfortunately, the threesome was not with a dermatologist or an orthodontist."
Mk you get me every-damn-time, lmao!!!
If I wanted to watch ugly people fuck I could watch it online for free. Not like theres a shortage out there.
it's actually a brilliant idea. but, i'd still be embarrassed i did that shit. at least it is with your hubby though...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 6:13am.
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Exactly. Whatever floats your boat!
Fuck it.
It's a recession!
Do what/who you gotta do!
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Good for them!! I'd like to buy out all their films to help them realize their dreams . . . and then burn all those films to save humanity from this hot mess!!
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Is there a link to the prono?
We would not mind seeing Tommy nude but please edit out the fish!
Is there a link to the prono?
We would not mind seeing Tommy nude but please edit out the fish!
"Unfortunately, the threesome was not with a dermatologist or an orthodontist."
MK - I have tears in my eyes from that one. TEARS!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I for one think that is fucking AWESOME good for them. Also it gave me a good idea for when I'm strapped for cash.
one night under paper bags.
These two should fuck in the dark.
they have FOUR kids.
four kids whose collective middle name is soon going to be "porno mom/dad" , "porno babies". etc.
imagine how great it will be going to high school with *that* hanging over your head.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
God damn MK! I freakin LOVE you!! If I were a gay man, I would be all over your shit making our own naughty nasty videos :D hehe
As for these 2. Hey, whatever. If they're comfy with it, then more power to them. Doesn't really matter w/ the face, so long as other parts look ok.
I'd pay to see more of him. Quick! get Playgirl on the horn.
@ ESE
Purrrr........
*licks ESE's dear face"
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:37pm.
ESE - couldn't find knee highs, will these do?
that'll work!... at least i have legs to the name now!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:36pm.
@ catholicschoolgirl
*whispers* :
ESE likes Reeses Pieces, White Russians and fat cats. ;-)
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quiet down!... quit giving away my secrets!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
ESE - couldn't find knee highs, will these do?
@ catholicschoolgirl
*whispers* :
ESE likes Reeses Pieces, White Russians and fat cats. ;-)
@ Centaurious
Centy, I've left you a message on Marilyn Manson post. :-)
Something to look back on when they're older....
I'd have to believe when they're older they'll both be locked up for life for disturbing the peace.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 10:21pm.
ESE - I'll get you something good
*tapping foot*.. no rush, i'll wait!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
ESE - I'll get you something good
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48pm.
angle, i'm ascared to google 'hermie'. what is it?
a little of both and not enough of either!
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OR a little bit of everything, depending on how you look at it!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:58pm.
I wouldn't want to deprive you of the AVN award for "best solo performance".
i've been practicing... that award is MINE!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:43pm.
I'll give them $3,000 to NOT make anymore films.
i'm gonna make a fortune off you once i get a video camera!
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I wouldn't want to deprive you of the AVN award for "best solo performance".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:55pm.
ESE - knee highs are more in uniform.
see, you know what is needed!
*edited*... i had to lose the "even" it just didn't look right
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:52pm.
Manimal5 - love the avie, loved the movie
And thanks ESE.
One of the best by Kubrick. I had to watch it again recently and I had forgotten what a great movie and novel it was.
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I'm singin' in the rain...
ESE - knee highs are more in uniform.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:52pm.
you need an avatar... something with stockings, preferably
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
"Unfortunately, the threesome was not with a dermatologist or an orthodontist."
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LMAO
Manimal5 - love the avie, loved the movie
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48pm.
angle, i'm ascared to google 'hermie'. what is it?
a little of both and not enough of either!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:48pm.
angle, i'm ascared to google 'hermie'. what is it?
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Well, you got one in your avvie!
Hermaphrodite.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:43pm.
I'll give them $3,000 to NOT make anymore films.
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Right? Cuz what's the chance that we might run into that shit by accident? I am not amused.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
I'm sure this porno is like watching 2 wet rats doing it...not my thing to watch
Coma Caca!!
angle, i'm ascared to google 'hermie'. what is it?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:45pm.
@ESE: Camon over, ESE! Bring your wife;)
my day has been made!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:43pm.
love the new avie!
OT: meh, indie porn... not nothin' new
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
@ESE: Camon over, ESE! Bring your wife;)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:43pm.
I'll give them $3,000 to NOT make anymore films.
i'm gonna make a fortune off you once i get a video camera!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
I'd hit it.
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I'm singin' in the rain...
I'll give them $3,000 to NOT make anymore films.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 9:38pm
But get this - I saw vintage (70s) Hermie porn the other day. That shit is the hotness! I kid you not!
yep, that did it.. i suddenly have an overwhelming urge to hang out in Canada!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."