Hulk Hogan Will Never Learn
It was just four months ago that Hulk and Linda Hogan's divorce became final. In the end, their nasty divorce war left Hulk with a raw asshole, chewed off nipples and a weepy checking account. Hulk must have the memory of a roid pimple, because he's about to walk down the aisle again. The NYDN says that Hulk is engaged to his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.
Hulk's brain is as fried as his hair and his girlfriend looks like she's cut from the same cloth as his daughter, so there's a good chance he accidentally proposed to the wrong orange linebacker. But he didn't, because TMZ caught up Hulk and Jennifer at LAX on Tuesday. Jennifer showed off her new ring, and Hulk said, "That could be the new Mrs. Hogan."
If I was Jennifer, I'd hire Elin Nordegren as my prenup specialist. Because Jennifer better get paid a Woods-worth for rubbing her parts all over Hulk's rotisserie chicken body. Seriously, you should never suck on jerky peen like that for nothing!
And if I was Brooke, I'd constantly walk around with a big sign over my titties that read: "STOP: I'm Your Daughter."
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well, i don't know why, but i feel sad about hogan...!
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That is a dude on the right, right?
There is so much wrong with that guy I'm pretty sure Freud wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot couch.
Uck. Too early in the morning for this nastiness.
She looks like a gay tree trunk dipped in Cheetoh pixie dust.
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well if you saw the show (which i doubt, it's Brooke Knows Best) she really does love the old man, so this is one marriage that i'm *almost* sure will last
Just LOOK at that manly face Brooke has...Killer body but Christ on a Cracker that face!!!!!!
Which one is his beastly girlfriend???
if you didn't know the one on the right is his daughter, one might think that they were both his "dates."
Just foul.
FOUL!
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hulh quit with the badanas and get some plugs ,,there is always the comb over?
I am 23 years old and I believe Brooke to be a couple years younger than me but she looks hella old, like in her late 30s! Poor thing, she'll look 200yrs old when she's in her 60s.
thats one family that'll never need a night light
His daughter and that thing he is about to marry look like they are the same age. All 3 of them are very fugly looking creatures.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:00pm.
I've figured out who Brooke looks like (apart from Hulk Hogan) and it's Terrence Stamp in Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Except he was more feminine.
LOL you nailed it!!!! I knew she looked familiar I just couldn't figure out who it was.
Orangina is missing a serious opportunity here.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Brooke, why would you wear that? She m.ight as well wear a sign saying "I'm a hooker"
I will never understand this orange tan look.
I wish pale and pasty would come into style, I will be so in!
In the olden days when women were modest, it might be almost cute that his girlfriend looks like his daughter. Of course, she would also be a lot closer to Hulk's age than Brooke's...
Nope. Anyway you slice it, that's nasty. And I don't care if he IS my uber rich and famous dad - if he brought that trick home I would make it my business to distance myself from that shit on the daily.
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Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:41pm.
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub....of RIT dye #Orange Skank.
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LOL! RIT!
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Hulk is more fem than Brooke.
Albatross I believe you mean Ick! Nast!
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine."
Grace Disful, and he's blond.
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I seriously doubt he is blonde.
He's also too stupid to realize that the women he's into aren't blonde, either.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
God, could these people be any more fake?
Hulk looks like an Oompa Loompa.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
It creeps me out that Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea is only into blondes, and he's blond. It's like that Angels & Insects movie.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Brooke has puppet mouth.
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Brook looks really baaaad in that pic.
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Damn Brooke is unfortunate looking!
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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
so gross
Coma Caca!!
Eew blonde hipless orange people with fake tits. There should be a law against looking like an old tranny porn star in America..I mean cmon fuckers like this is all you see these days.
Brooke is f*ing disgusting, just like her lowlife brother, father, and mother. They are all scum of the earth. And I can't believe she is 10 years younger then I am, I guess I look better then I thought.
Which is which?
When did Brook turn 40?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:32pm.
This picture looks like one of the Village People fell in Cheetohs and then stood next to Susan Anton and Charlene Tilton.
....who also fell Cheetohs.
you're killing me! Charlene Tilton!
Damn Brook is looking masculine as hell. Her brother is the one who should have inherited that butch body, instead he's shorter and punier than his own sister. There is no way he doesn't have a complex about that.
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OMG, Brooks dress came with a matching purse! I'm so jealous. Where do I get one?
"Hulk's brain is as fried as his hair and his girlfriend looks like she's cut from the same cloth as his daughter, so there's a good chance he accidentally proposed to the wrong orange linebacker."-MK
Just fucking WOW...MK!!!
It's a damn shame that Brooke looks 10 years older than her soon to be stepmother.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
hey are they from kentucky?you know where the state motto is "if shes not good enough for her own family then shes not good enough for ours" after all he is dating his own daughter but honestly i wish these people would just go away they give me a headache
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub....of RIT dye #Orange Skank.
It's funny, I don't think that he's in the right at all, but everyone keeps saying that he's dating girls that look like his daughter. But doesn't his daughter look JUST like her mom? Looks to me like he's replacing his ex-wife with a thinner look-alike.
Why are two of those men wearing dresses?
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This picture looks like one of the Village People fell in Cheetohs and then stood next to Susan Anton and Charlene Tilton.
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Brooke is looking trannylicious there. Poor thing looks like she's 50. Send her a bottle of Coppertone SPF 85, STAT!
every story about the hulk makes me sad...what a douche
DAYUM, forget the makeup and fake tans...both of those "women" look like bad trannies...yech...
That is fucking creepy!
Oh, God, ick. ICK!
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