I Take It Back
That statue (see below) is not the most depressing thing to come from Brangelina today. These pictures of them at last night's Invictus premiere are.
Billy Goat Brad looks like a crazy homeless man after someone gave him a second-hand suit to wear for a job interview. Only he messed up the interview because he wouldn't stop yammering about how staplers are the gateway to the alien world and how he was engaged to a fax machine once. And St. Morticia looks like if she didn't chew on that Valium pill minutes before, she'd be ripping off Brad's chin muff with her bare teeth. Which wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Thankfully, Brangie brought Maddox along as a distraction. You can always count on Maddox to save a picture by dressing up as "Johnny Depp on a gondola ride."
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Is Bradley balding?
What's up with the hats lately? He looks like he's aging rapidly and balding
Snideychick sez:
Brad's morphing into the ZigZag Man.
omg! does she like keep him under the bed and only bring him out for photo opps? brad is clearly begging for help through those sad eyes. he looks like he wants to cry. sadness.
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Its just my opinion my minions...
Submitted by Ellie May on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 2:26pm.
Let's all sing it together, shall we?
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Please don’t compare this freak show to the Addams family. The Addams family had style, class and dignity. Morticia did not have sex with Gomez and get knocked up with Wednesday whilst Gomez was still married to Mrs Munster. They had a reasonable amount of kids and only one nanny, well until she electrocuted herself. Morticia is the picture of health compared to this drug addled monster and Gomez the epitome of style compared to this wreck of a man who no doubt smells of piss.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Dude, why do her pupils look so huge?! And Brad is high as hell. They both give me the creeps.
It was Maddox's turn to be pimped out for the press. Jolie looks like her usual joyless junkie self complete with claws and veins and Pitt looks like the beaten half dead dog. Maddox has a ring? It must be one of Jolie's shiteous snake creations.
cute kid. that's the only thing nice i have to say.
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She kind of looks like she's in the beginning stages of a terminal disease. She doesn't look "ugly" per se, but definitely not attractive. Brad looks like shit but mostly in a bloated and unclean kind of way.
Shite! These two have officially sucked the hot out of each other. They're both going to need to spend lots of time in make up before the film cameras start rolling again.
Dang! He looks more like a woman than she does!
Get off the pillzzzzzz Angelina. Have we seen her look unbaked at all lately??
Pretty fucked up that they always bring the one kid (and it's usually Maddox, Angie's fav). This cunt will never learn. They obviously don't have enough time for all them kids but she's adopting another one?
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
I guess they are using draping now instead of padding to make her look like she has some weight on her. Fakers!
Just got back from reading some of the comments at Just Jackass, and I have to wonder, why are the Brangeloonies so obsessed with Jennifer Aniston? Do they think she's a threat to their OTP simply for existing? I love how they come down on her for not being in a relationship, as if being single should be shameful or something. Usually the people who think the worst thing you can say to a woman is "you can't get a man" are either in miserable relationships themselves or they're the town pump.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:56am.
sweet god, you can't do NO CUSSIN at JJ.
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Funny, innit? People can say some of the most vile and disgusting things to each other...as long as they don't swear.
ubmitted by starfishing on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by lelu on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:22pm.
She looks way older than what she really is.
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She is..doesn't she lie about her age?
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Ha ha! finally someone else sees it!
I've always wondered why I keep getting older and Angie doesn't....we used to be years apart in age, but soon I'm going to be older than that scarecrow. How is that possible?!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Homosexual tinymeat Pitt's new facelift is evident under the beard
It's funny because Angie is trying out the delicate flower look but is about to go insane if anybody tries to even look much less touch Brad. She has feed me eyes too! Time for lunch, bitches!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Definition of "pretentious" --
Bringing your kid to someone else's adult-themed movie about South African politics and sports, but not your animated movie about kung-fu fighting animals...
Oh, and Angie is to Clint as Julia is to Denzel...You KNOW if they had half-of-a-chance of hitting it...
I may be dating myself, but does anyone remember the old "Get Smart" T.V. series. The korean guy who called himself "The Claw" but pronouced it "The Craw" that is what I thought of when I saw this picture and the claw of death on Maddox.
Brad looks stoned, she looks hermedically sealed and Maddox looks like he wants to make a run for it.
Also, she doesn't look happy in any of the pictures until she is talkig to Clint Eastwood.
I wouldn't trade my life for theirs for anything. They can take their money, houses, fame, and stick it right up their bleached and groomed assholes.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
He's got both his hands on the kids shoulders and she has one claw on the boys shoulder and the other around Pitts waist. Their body language is very telling, he's over it and she is hanging on to him with a death grip.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Clint(whom I admire) goes boho(read slumming) with brangeloonie
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Let's all sing it together, shall we?
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
Their house is a museum.
When people come to see 'em
They really are a screa-um.
The Addams Family.
Neat. Sweet. Petite.
So get a witch's shawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:25am.
seriously, Brad looks like he's about to ask us to pick up some cleaning products!
LOL! I had forgotten he was in that movie.
Look at poor billy goat's desperate smile. Looks like life with Angie and the gang is really wearing on him. Why did they dress that poor kid up like a dork?
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:42pm.
why on earth is he keeping that beard?!!
is for a movie? is it for kinky sex with angie?
Why fight the hotness? what the fuck ...?
It's got to be for a movie. Not to say that he isn't a famewhore either.
Anyways, he's never looked that hot to me, anyone with enough money to get facials every other day, corrective surgery, hair dye and veneers can look like that. The rest is photoshop and couch-casting history.
Brad does look totally high & Angie is trying so hard to give that peaceful saint-like look. They are creepy.
Submitted by onthefringe on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 1:03pm.
Angie's got a hard-on for Clint.
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TOTALLY! She WISHES she could steal THAT.
But ain't Clint the one who got up and glared at LiLo and her team of paps? Homey don't play dat.
OMG look at the pic that goes with that story! LOL!
http://www.celebitchy.com/9410/lindsay_lohan_pisses_off_clint_eastwood/
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Angie's got a hard-on for Clint.
"Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:07am.
Why is she thrusting her crotch towards Clint in thumbnail 8?"
because she would jump at the chance of banging Pepaw clint. Brad is growing that straggly old man beard in an attempt to win her back.
Submitted by lelu on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:22pm.
She looks way older than what she really is.
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She is..doesn't she lie about her age?
why on earth is he keeping that beard?!!
is for a movie? is it for kinky sex with angie?
Why fight the hotness? what the fuck ...?
*willnotgotoJJwillnotgotoJJwillnotgotoJJ*
I think it's working!
:D
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She looks way older than what she really is.
Jesus H. Christ people, get a grip. They look no different than any other casually funky dressed couple I see on the streets of DC. In other words, normal. Geez.
God, they both sucked the hot out of the other one, didn't they? They look awful!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I keep looking at Angie and thinking "Smeagol"
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What a freak show. Gomez and Morticia Addams. They just look like typical junkies who need baths to me.
I don't know if they are really happy or not - they look ok - but seriously, is that shit on his face for a movie?, I hope, he is NOT Johnny Depp, that doesn't work for him - and even with that long cover up on, you can see her shoulder bones, it looks like its on a wire hangar - Six kids can do that to you, but she needs to put on a little weight...
ugh will they ever just go away?
I bet she'd still be holding Maddox in her arms if they wouldn't both snap right off if she tried. I wonder if she can even raise her arm with that bracelet on. I've seen healthier looking arms on starving refugees.
Sadly, I can see them together for a long time. They're both in it to win it. They're like Posh and Becks - they know their marriage is a business partnership and they're both "worker bees" in that they make a plan and stick to it. Their plan is to remain rich and famous and as powerful as possible without ever having to be very educated in any way. They're both committed to it. Since Jen ALWAYS has to come up in this equation, I'd say - she just wasn't that into it. That's why it didn't work between them - Jen just doesn't have that kind of commitment to famewhoring that Brad and Angie obviously share.
I think when this relationship goes down (not for a while, mind) it's gonna be hella ugly. Only becuz they'll hold onto it as long as they can and do the most dastardly things to each other while they wait for the breaking point.
Personally, I'm patiently looking forward to it:)
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Brad is higher than a kite off the Mary Jane, he's got NO PUPILS! And Angie...well...heroin? Coke?
VenusVibeTrap:
I like them just fine, but that doesn't mean I don't give them a Dlisted dig from time to time.
But I am more interested in Clint Eastwood here than them.
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I just can't see these 2 being together 10 years from now.
Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:59am.
Maddox is a cute dude, but shit you can tell he's already an arrogant self-loving little prick. People worry about these kids being messed up, but I think they're gonna have TOO much self-esteem. Sahara's the worst of it with her disdainful expressions. I actually think Shiloh might be ok if she runs away with a lesbian motorcycle club.
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I soooo effing agree with you.
We are one with this.
OK, i know it's not the popular opinion on this blog, but I like them. They are fun and not hung up on granola chit a la Paltrow and others, they seem to let the kids be who they are, etc.
However words cannot describe how much i loathe that fucking beard. I hope it's just for a role and will come off at some point.
Maddox is a cute dude, but shit you can tell he's already an arrogant self-loving little prick. People worry about these kids being messed up, but I think they're gonna have TOO much self-esteem. Sahara's the worst of it with her disdainful expressions. I actually think Shiloh might be ok if she runs away with a lesbian motorcycle club.
As for Brange, wellll, they both got a little lubricated before the event, and not in the sexy statue kinda way.