Rachel Uchitel Is Scared
Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel and her lawyer Gloria Allred were supposed to tap dance in a press conference yesterday, but it was canceled at the last minute. Radar claims that Rachel put a stop to the matinee performance, because Tiger was willing to give her $1 million for her silence.
Today, TMZ is saying this isn't so. According to their sources, Rachel is shaking in fright like Paris Hilton's gynecologist, because she thinks she knows too much.
The source added that Tiger told Rachel about his other whores and also told her specific details about his failing marriage. Rachel plans to make like my father and disappear, because she fears "all the other people caught in what is becoming a very large net."
We all know who Rachel is really afraid of. Elin Nordegren probably sent her a shredded tennis ball in the mail with the note: "This is about to become YOUR FACE." Either that or Rachel has already safely tucked Tiger's $1 million check into her savings account.
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Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 2:13pm
I picked that up too. Like a little jab at MK's human side.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
Ugh...I think I need to take a swab just from looking at her pic.
This broad is more delusion that we first thought!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:06pm.
I don't see anyone excusing Tiger here. He is a slut for sure. But this girl makes a habbit of fucking around with married men. And she was the one hiring Gloria Alred and conducting a photoshoot at the airport. She knows exactly what she's doing and is using this to get a payday all the while humiliating Tigers wife in public.
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Playing the devils advocat:
Make "habit" "profession". Which includes cashing in when the chance arises. How many ho's could make a living if they turned down married men??? EDIT: plus she's got the alluring tag of the 9/11 "angel of the dust" (to quote a German tabloid). Back then everybody knew her. Eventhough she's quite unrecognisable now LOL.
The one who humiliated Woods' wife was Woods.
I hope the wife squeezes his golfballs for every drop of cash.
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Yeah, she's scared. She's scared everyone will be paying more attention to Elin and Jaime Grubby.
What would really be fabulous is if it were true Elin had contacted her, and it would be totally fabulous if Elin kicked all the ho's asses with a golf club. I know I know...violence is never justified, except in this case, now go kick some ho ass Elin.
The dirt is coming out (we'll hear about more than Ambien sex), so I don't think Tiger paid her. I would bet a lot that it's the plague Gloria Allred who is leaking these stories...hoping that Tiger gets more panicked the worse the stories get until he pays her off.
Angel, Yea I can't see MK comparing Liz to Rachel.
But I could be very wrong.
I could see him putting this under an "Elin don't play tag' though.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 1:10pm.
I can see where the Liz taylor connection comes from. But maybe MK meant to put the tag, "Elin don't play". It is very close.
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Ha. I din't even see all that. I'm willing to bet you're right...I've been through his archives*eyeroll* lol
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I doubt if he paid this tramp one cent. She has a history of having sex with married men because it gives her a sick sense of power. I have no doubt that she was unfaithful to her fiance before he died and she used the 9/11 tragedy to get attention. She might think she's living the high life now but at some point karma will catch up with her. Maybe she looked in the mirror and that's what scared her.
There seems to be no end to Tiger being a skank-o-holic, but the thing that really got to me while reading this post was MK's comment, "Rachel plans to make like my father and disappear". This makes me feel the sads for our dear sweet MK. : (
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Tiger probably paid her a shitload of hush money maybe 5 or 6 million?
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:37am.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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FHP: So how many times have you assaulted your husband, Mrs. Woods?
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I can see where the Liz taylor connection comes from. But maybe MK meant to put the tag, "Elin don't play". It is very close.
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As far as I am concerned, Elin loses major cool points if she remains by his side and weathers the storm.
She should be creating the storm, if anything.
Tiger Woods is humiliating her left and right with every new surfacing skank on the scene that appears to tell the tail of how they got down with this turtle.
And if she just takes a check and keeps mum, she is no different from these sluts other than the ring on her finger...
which may be WORTH something but MEANS nothing.
She needs to cut her losses, take the amount they agreed to before she said "I do", and bolt.
the end!
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IT'S FILED under elizabeth taylor . . .
first of all who is this ho, and why is she considered hot. She looks like every other fake ass wanna be out there. If she lost her fiancee in such a tragic way (which I assume is how she became "famous") why does she relish in breaking up other peoples marriages....and no. 2 if she lives in Glenn Closes' (Fatal Attraction apartment in the movie) she doesn't have to play the bunny boiling slutty other woman in real life. I wish this ho would just disappear...and with all the so called "mystery" surrounding the Cheetah...all I can say is he is not the mafia just an overpaid golfer who thought he was a playa...looks like the playa got played big time...
I see she has Tiger's nutsack squeezed between them titty balls.
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Isn't she still indirectly talking by saying she knows all this stuff about his failing marriage, other affairs and "Woods matters" (whatever that is)? She's a dumbass if she didn't learn anything from the Boreanz thing. A guy will tell you anything to get into your pants, of course he's going to say crap about how bad his marriage is to get sympathy and pussy, but he sure ain't leaving his wife for you when it comes down to it. Maybe after his big apology saying he deeply regrets doing all that (ha!) and vehemently defending his wife she felt the same way Lewinski did when Clinton called her "that woman". Yes, you really are just a piece he stuck his dick in a few times that he's embarrassed about now. Feels good, don't it?
Submitted by lora on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:43pm.
My dad disappear too when i was six.....im sure a lot ( and i do mean a lot) of us can relate to that...sad but true...
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I was 5 when mine took off but fuck that foolio he didnt get to see what an awesome person I am.
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My dad disappear too when i was six.....im sure a lot ( and i do mean a lot) of us can relate to that...sad but true...
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I was 5 when mine took off but fuck that foolio he didnt get to see what an awesome person I am.
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rachel is elegance and class personified.
WTF??? THIS BITCH GETS A MILLION BECAUSE SHE FUCKED A MARRIED MAN?????
as long as the whore disappears I dont care about the reason. She's Ashley Dupree's twin, she took the perks to fuck him, no difference.
MAKE LIKE MY FATHER AND DISAPPEAR - loves it!
I mean, sorry your Dad was a tool, MK, but so is my son's and that line just put a big giggly smile on my face. It's good to laugh at life's foibles.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Okay that is really very sad. But, that does not excuse her behaviour...i'm sorry (and I'm not implying that is what you were saying). Some of us had very tragic things happen to us but we don't all go around breaking up marriages.
Oh I agree! Since she lost her loved one (albeit in a very tragic way) you'd think she'd have the decency to not cause other women similar pain by destroying their relationships.
Tiger really messed up royally. I feel bad for his wife and kids but not for him. He deserves everything that's coming to him.
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I couldn't care less about this Angie Everhart lookalike and her doings but it bugs me that the ho's always get the blame when married big heads go astray. It was HIS decision to cheat on his wife, she went along for the ride and got a lump of cash. A hooker's dream come true! Can't hate her fot that.
I don't see anyone excusing Tiger here. He is a slut for sure. But this girl makes a habbit of fucking around with married men. And she was the one hiring Gloria Alred and conducting a photoshoot at the airport. She knows exactly what she's doing and is using this to get a payday all the while humiliating Tigers wife in public.
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She should be scared...
Elin can easily afford a contract killer.
And this is getting better than a menage a siete. It's about time Tiger's world entered a little chaos.
This is his heaux up or blow up era!
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She's not pretty.
MK please!
WTF is this obsession with this Tiger Whatever? Is there something even more redundant than a professional golfer? Jesusfuqinchrist that's not even a sport.
pickles yeah she parlayed that into her ticket to the "big time"
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Submitted by pickles on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:44am.
Okay that is really very sad. But, that does not excuse her behaviour...i'm sorry (and I'm not implying that is what you were saying). Some of us had very tragic things happen to us but we don't all go around breaking up marriages.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I couldn't care less about this Angie Everhart lookalike and her doings but it bugs me that the ho's always get the blame when married big heads go astray. It was HIS decision to cheat on his wife, she went along for the ride and got a lump of cash. A hooker's dream come true! Can't hate her fot that.
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Shit, he didn't just cheat on her once or twice...it's shaping up to be basically the majority of their marriage. No wonder he wants privacy, it's not an oops I made 1 mistake, he's been fucking 'em all...whatever he can get his little paws on
Rachel plans to make like my father and disappear,
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LOL! That is SO my new favourite saying!
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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I haven't seen an age yet connected to this hobag-has anyone seen any (ridiculously false) age referenced for her? She looks like she's pushing 40 (and I'm being generous)...
Poor little rich girl morphed into a fame whore. The only security she needs is from her own bad judgment.
I was searching for info on this trick and found out she lost her fiance in the World Trade Center attacks. She looked really different back then.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/23/crimesider/entry5413927.shtml
It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Few Words ~ LMAO! Better get that rashed checked out.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Thing is, I know she has implants (bolt on style!)
but we shouldn't be able to see her brand of bra through her cheap lil shirt for fuckssake. Undergarments to support, not see the outline.
And her lips look like a baboon in estrus, not cute. Her long face and augmented mouth make her just terrible.
I am so sick of the nobodies who daily outrun their 15 minutes of fame... at least we aren't reading about the gosslins/other superbreeders/balloon family.. Christ.
I long for the days when you had to have a discernable talent to BE A CELEBRITY. Nothing annoys more than someone who is a wannabe and then acts exasperated they are getting press... a huge reason I refuse to watch reality shows.
i slept with tiger woods & only got a lousy rash to prove it.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:27am.
@ Sucky&Fucky
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Put your tiny hand in mine..."
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HA! I was singing this shit while washing the dishes the other day. My mom ALWAYS played George Michael during fucking Christmas.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here