Friday, December 4th 2009
Guess Who's Drunk Again?
Katie Price was out in London last night, and surprise...surprise, bitch got boozed up AGAIN.
Part of me thinks that this trick is just pretending to be drunk so she gets more attention. We've all known hos like that. Bitches who gargle with Listerine and then say, "Ooooh, I'm buzzing it!" Or they take a sip of Gatorade and warn you that they might start doing some "out of control" shit. You know you're going to be spending the rest of the night rolling your eyes at their pretend stumbles and faux slurring.
I hope Katie is paying for her friend's booze tabs, because they got all fancied up and had to spend their night carrying her drunk (authentic or fake) ass around. They probably got Katie's tan diarrhea all over their fancy jackets.
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Oh man,
Looks like she's bound for the hangover i've already got, poor thing.
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(No, REALLY. Google "Slurperson" if you don't believe me.)
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I just can't get it out of my head that the Queen deigned to award this bitch with a "Mum of the year" or something such...
THIS is the kind of strumpet that should be found dead a la Jack-the-Ripper.
She is incredibly disgusting on so many levels and really unattractive. How this slaggy slut of a woman is so rich and publishes 20 childrens books and is a big celebrity tells me England is a really fucked up place. Every big celebrity is a skanky ugly trashy plastic whore.
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PT Cruiser - I'm with you! LOVED the old BBC makeover shows. I wish Life Laundry, House Doctor, Changing Rooms, Room Rivals and House Invaders was still on :( WAAAHHHH
SAD that Phil Turner is hanging with this trick!!
Shes clearly not handling her divorce well. Go back to your husband bitch.
This is probably the only whore Tiger *wouldn't* fuck.
Hey Katie's babysitter is the carpenter from House Invaders. Love the old BBC makeover shows.
Anna Ryder Richardson, are you still wearing inappropriate half-tees and trying to pass of peach as terra cotta. Used to hate you, now I miss you.
Katie weighs as much as a pin, I bet she gets drunk after one or two drinks. What a lightweight!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
amy winehouse mom
Why is she famous?
I thought this post was about David Hasselhof. That guy looks like him...either way, Hasselhof or Katie Price, no surprises here!
I feel bad for her kids.
London bitch is falling down
My fair Katie
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:56pm.
Oh my lord...you DID NOT just compare Elizabeth Taylor to this whore-bag. Elizabeth would come run you over in her wheelchair if she read that comment. They have nothing in common besides being dark haired and English-born.
Seriously, were you joking?
The guy she is with is a famous hairdresser, but i cant remember his name (gay obviously).
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:56pm.
Sadly, THIS is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time.
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At least it's accurate:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
hey girl has a right to celebrate her sudden departure from I'm a Fameho ...
Apparently she got a good dose of reality when the viewers voted to torture her. hehehe The public has spoken. Oh and go home and take care of you kiddies... worthless slapper.
Did you guys notice the other dude inching his hands towards the bear's tittays? Looks to me they are going in for a gay 3 way! The heifer will probably just play as a fluffer for the main action between the 2 guys. Bitch just can't get away from the gay cabelleros!
Sadly, THIS is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton of our time.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I thought it was Gordon Ramsey.
is that THE HOFF holding her nackiness up??!
Ashy bitch got knees like an 80 year old Palm Springs memaw.
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Submitted by Miami on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:31am.
This is a horrible thing to write, but if she wasn't a mother I would want her beaten and thrown from a plane at 10,000 feet.
Don't feel bad, Miami. If this worn out whore actually ACTED like a mother it would be different. In any case, I would like to add after being tossed from the plane she landed into the mouth of an active volcano.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
snowy: I've had a few scrapes, myself! And no shit about Shitters in white. Forget about it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ain't nothing like a truely classy skank ho tramp.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this??
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She's right there! Go get her!
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Katie Price, the original zombie hooker.
*smacks Katie in the face with a shovel*
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For serious. But the Xmas lights are way better;)
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My favorite is the shoes. You get two high heals. TWHACK!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this??
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She's right there! Go get her!
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Katie Price, the original zombie hooker.
*smacks Katie in the face with a shovel*
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For serious. But the Xmas lights are way better;)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
A drunk whore! How original.
*throws bottle of Lubriderm at her legs*
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 12:00pm.
she wants to out famewhore whorehan & slutney.
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Hell, she wants it on record that she's the initiator of fame for fuck-ups.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Wow..that drunk ho has PARTY TITS!
Public drunkeness is never a good look on a woman.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this??
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She's right there! Go get her!
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Katie Price, the original zombie hooker.
*smacks Katie in the face with a shovel*
In that fourth thumbnail, she looks like a tranny who's into S&M.
At first glance, I thought that was the Hoff with her. Hey, it makes sense...the title says "guess who's drunk again?".
I, for one, will accept nothing less than a skanked out, boozed up Katie Price.
Nothing else will suffice!
We deserve her at her best at all times!
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she is gross and fug...I am sure that whenever she rubs against someone she leaves skid-marks-like stains allover them.
"True love is visible only to the heart, not eyes...for eyes may be deceived." Saint Exupéry, The Little Prince
Deb: LOL I just got deja vu to a few of my own drunk stucco encounters!
Word, imagine Brit Brit in this condition? Stains galore!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Who is she?
snowpiece: fucking EW.
No, I picture Jordan doing on a few of those drunken bounces off stucco'ed walls.
SCRAPE!
I give her credit for Wearing White While Wasted, and not having serious stainage.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
Where does one find women like this??
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Try any local roadhouse in the midwest US. Or, any trailer park close to a bar or liquor store.
This is all for publicity. She's so in love with her picture in the papers that she's determined to take it to the highest level; she wants to out famewhore whorehan & slutney. So, she puts on her nasty orange fake tan, slips into something slutty & gets drunk at a bar that she KNOWS will have paps outside, waiting to take her picture. She's really a nasty, self centered fame slut...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this??
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She's right there! Go get her!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:51am.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this?? HAWT!
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On Craig's List until The Man started crackin' down on those whores. Pity.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Kate Price the example for class and beauty, lol.
I am thankful that there were no crotch shots.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I Love Katie Price. Where does one find women like this?? HAWT!
Deb: dried cum?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
OF COURSE she's doing it for attention. She wants to make Peter feel the sads cuz she's falling apart without him. Surrsly - the woman has the emotional depth of a fifteen year old.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:40am.
She's so lovely. Why isn't Tiger there to help her...?
I'm out. The oinks are killing me. Have a good weekend, ya'll. MUUUUUUUAH
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here