Monday, December 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 4th!
The discarded Katie and Suri prototypes found a good home with Jeffrey Tambor. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Just in time for Christmas, it's the Dexter Game! - loozer
The morning after: Ambien sex with Kevin Spacey. - MsHater
(Thanks Peggy)
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The Silence of The Lambs with Jeff Bezos
Ahahaha! Congrats guys!! *serenades loozer♥*
LOL! thanks to those who have congratulated us! you guys are too funny! congrats OurMissC and loozer!!!!!!!!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
Congrats oh funny ones!!
♥loozermybaby♥
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
AHAHAHAAA@Jeffrey Tambor!! Nice job MissC! WTG everybody! WOOHOO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
I should just cut and paste!
CONGRATS LOOZER AND Miz C!♥♥♥♥
congrats to MsHater too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Congrats OurMissC, loozer!!!!, and MsHater!!
Well done on a tough CT...
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Congrats, loozer, I thought your caption would be the winner! Congrats also to MsHater. Thanks, MK!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Yay, winners!
And yay to MK for choosing these particular captions that don't give me the sads for poor little children.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Congrats OurMissC and MsHater!!
Thanx MK, DeeDee and everybodies!
Serial Killers, Dismemberment, creepy Baby Dolls....It's Christmas Time at Dlisted Y'all!!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Hahaha! Nice one, loozer! Congrats. OurMissC and MsHater, too.
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"You really can't spell 'families' without the lies."
Just in time for the holidays, the Scientology Store presents the Beard Family Starter Set.
Candid shot of the next Transporter movie. Jason Statham tries to soften his image. Sunrisegold71
Daddy and Me on WTFlickr.com
K-Fed shows off his Million-Dollar Babies!
OCTODAD
www.kellibolton.com
Next on E!, The Island of Misfit Toys: The REAL Story
Jeffrey Dahmers version of I want my
baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back...ribs!
Michael Lohan sucks the souls out of all those around him. He spares no one.
Albondigas
He told those people not to make fun of his sneakers. They didnt listen.
So this is what Moby's been up to for the last ten years?
A rejected contestant from Launch my Line doesn't quite understand blouse design after he was told to "cut it to length."
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, LOSER!
The whole is not always greater than the sum of its parts.
Number Five Is Alive!!!
A family photograph of Pinocchio with his half-sisters.
That Brangelina house is creepy!
The Divorced Octo-Dads Club, premiering this fall!
New this holiday season: The Elin Woods Better-Half Doll. He watches the baby, can't walk out on you, and everything coming out of his mouth is transparent.
David woke up the morning after his first night on ambien and knew something was amiss.
Lady Gaga's milliner is on a roll.
Now that's how you use a Baby Wipe!
Attempts to cast Jason Statham in a children's movie were sadly misguided.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hmmm, seems I'm not the only person that would give an arm, a leg and my first born to see James Gandolfini keep his shirt on.
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NAMBLA'S chairman, calmly supervising it's members.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I see you got the Real Doll starter kit.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Creepy guy next door's audition tape to be the next Kate Gosselin
I know this isn't a caption, but WTF is up with the bra? The dolls are weird enough, but you can clearly see that the guy has a bra on under his t shirt.
I know that when I come home to play with my sexy CPR dummies the first thing I do is take off my damned bra.
Moby never returned from the "south side" after his duet with Gwen Stefani.
Tommy Girl has finally found a way to keep the ex-Scientolowhores from bad mouthing him.
Clips from the new Jeffrey Dahmer bio pic, "Carving In Aspen."
twitpics were taken by @OJSimpson1994 from an undisclosed location.
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J2201987 - Staying "Recession" free since 2009
The winner for the Jennifer Aniston's search for Baby Papa poses for cnn.com.
Roman Polanski relaxes in his cell as he awaits extradition.
Maybe getting Uwe Boll to direct the remake of "Parenthood" wasn't such a great idea after all.
This is what happened to Erin Nordegren's first five ( 5 ) husbands. Its legal in Sweden to do this, as long as no Julskinka were damaged.
Yes Toodd, those are the coolest Roombas I've ever seen, but please stop uploading photos of your retrofitted vacuums to facebook.
You know right after this picture was taken, he posted a Twitter update bragging that he was about to get in the middle of some hot, barely legal action in his dope bachelor pad.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
I just knew Hollywood would screw up the remake of Hello Dolly.