Afternoon Crumbs
Whenever I see Christina Hendricks, I immediately turn into a 13-year-old straight boy who can only utter the word: Chichiiiiiiiiiis - Hollywood Tuna
Michael McMillian's cheek is the luckiest thing on earth - Just Jared
Carol Channing looks AWFUL here - Lainey Gossip
Get off the ho stroll, Elisabetta Canalis! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Taylor and Taylor go to Benihana - Popsugar
Sofia Vergara is only missing a glass of champagne, a Brazilian pool boy and a fluffy white dog named Coco - Egotastic!
The same goes for Penelope Cruz - Popoholic
Hep for your ears - Hollywood Rag
IF?!!!!?!!! - Cityrag
Miley Cyrus is well on her way..... - Celebitchy
Surprisingly, Jakey's tramp stamp does not say: "U Can't Handle This" - Towleroad
But theater doesn't want to do Kate Hudson - I'm Not Obsessed
Superstar sensation Noah Cyrus arrives in London - ICYDK
JLo blames her bruised ass on barebacking - Socialite Life
Ronnie Wood choked out his 20-year-old girlfriend - Holy Moly!
Jennifer Aniston gets served. Literally. - Socialite Life
Technorati asked me some question, and here's my answers! - Technorati
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I wish we had some NEW news...
*heads off to lick Manimal's avie in yesterday's Afternoon Crumbs thread*
Maybe I'll just fill up the ol' claw-foot and have a nice, hot "tubbie".
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Christinas funbags really do look hot.
And Miley...welcome to whore town!
MK - That was a great & funny article. I would love to smoke a blunt with you and people watch and snap on them.
Ooohh I would love to motorboat Christina Hendricks' mammaries.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
MK's Technorati interview WAS hysterical. And he's such a darling boy, just makes this *old* bitch wanna pinch his widdle cheeks!
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Oh, I loved MK's "chat" on Technorati!!
Funny and brash, just like we love him.
little_rascal
Done. He really is a card. Love him to bits and pieces!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
People, click on the Technorati link in the post!!!
It has an interview with our Michael K and his photos!
I found this site 2 years ago and it was the only one to let me comment on the holy pitts, I was banned everywhere else, (they are slowly letting me post again) I stayed for the wit and wisdom. Great answers to those question Michael K and please don't change.
sushi:
There's nothing that can be done about Meg Ryan's face now. She's gone too far.
The only thing that can be done now is slap her plastic surgeons.
Who were obviously licensed in Tijuana!
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imagine Christina Hendricks at the jersey shore......
those bitches would cut her for sure
Good Lord, is there nothing that can be done to save Meg Ryan's face? And shouldn't the plastic surgeon that did that to her be put on death row? She is one super nasty fuckpig. Dennis Quaid must laugh his ass off each time he sees a photo of her.
wow, you are very handsome and very funny! thanks for being so funny every day! you're a superstar and elvie too!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:38am
499,995 are Pip! Who I miss.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ My2cents
Hello! Thank you, I've never seen Michael's MySpace photos or his doggy. Will investigate it now.
He has 500,000 readers a day! I'm very impressed.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 12:01am.
Hai Little rascal!
You should go to MKs MySpace page! The link is at the top of the page. You'll see pics of our lovely MK and his Elvie there.
OT: CHICHIIIIIs.
And girlfriend, the article was cool! Even if the girl doing the questioning sounded like she'd lick your shoes for 10cents. Of course most of us dlisters would too. What? Beer money is hard to come by!
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Wonderful interview. Yay for MK!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Michael K, great interview in Technorati, and I love your photos. You're the best.
Please post photos/videos of your chihuahua Elvie. :-)
oops - double
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
just because you sluts don't talk to me anymore, doesn't mean I'm not real!
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
MK - You're one hot bitch. Loved the interview.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
MK is a hot piece of ass. He's got the hot looks and the incredibly witty personality. Why that dumb fuck Perez Hilton commands the attention, I'll never know. MK is a must read every day. Just fucking love this guy.
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 11:11pm.
Well you should post more often! You seem pretty cool, and there's always fun to be had!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
congrats on your interview, mk...you look absolutely adorable...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I hate interviews, but I read that one cause it's MK's. MK is adorable.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I found Dlisted when I was doing a search on something I forget now what; I found a bunch of different results and then read something about "Kelly Clarkson in a training bra" under a site called 'Dlisted'; I looked to see what it was all about and have been hooked ever since. Even my husband laughs out loud when I show him certain things. Everyone knows when I'm at the kitchen table with my laptop and I'm laughing hysterically out loud, I'm on Dlisted...
Submitted by Jayess on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 5:34pm.
What a drop dead gorgeous guy is Michael K.!!!! I've been wondering for years what he looks like!
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You can see him on his 'My Space' page too if you click on it at the top of the page.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:05pm.
If you press them onto your comic book, Archie and Jughead are duplicated, but in reverse! Jughead actually tells Archie to go fuck himself!!
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And that's just one more reason that this chick is HWAT...despite the fact that she was clearly Ashlee Simpson's facial plastic surgeon's template...FAIL....You can't blame him for tryin' though...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:57pm.
TV lmao!!! I think Pip is also all of the people at Just Jared. That shit can't be real.
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Those people are so willfully stupid. They need shock therapy. Both of them.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 10:05pm.
If you press them onto your comic book, Archie and Jughead are duplicated, but in reverse! Jughead actually tells Archie to go fuck himself!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:59pm.
Tigerlilly♥! *tosses you a couple chicken cutlets* Phoebe was attached. Whoopsie!
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Bitch, you know I don't do silicone...it upsets my tiger tummy...*playing wif silicone gel like playdough..* Hey, this stuff's kinda cool....Look, whores I can make a pair of inflamed asshole lips...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:57pm.
ok, there are 5 regulars, tops.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Tigerlilly♥! *tosses you a couple chicken cutlets* Phoebe was attached. Whoopsie!
TV lmao!!! I think Pip is also all of the people at Just Jared. That shit can't be real.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:52pm.
Wait, 500,000 people read this per day? That's just me, Tigerlilly, and 499,998 of Pip's alts
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Hey don't be rude. A whole FIVE of us are real! And Pip's only got 499,000 alts - we handle the rest:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
MK, you fucking DOLL. Loved the interview, and your pics? *swoon*
Wait, 500,000 people read this per day? That's just me, Tigerlilly, and 499,998 of Pip's alts.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 9:47pm.
mmmmmm, big ass titties
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I know...She even got a third tit poppin' out her arm pit...SESSAY ain't it...not unlike my 7th nipple...Oh you whores know dat's HWAT...Don't front...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wook at our wittle MK....MMMMMMM...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
mmmmmm, big ass titties
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Really cool interview, MK!
I've got major serious shit going on in my life and get the sads a lot -- this site gives me much needed laughter and smiles, and I really appreciate that.
xoxoxo
Love the interview and ADORE the photos of you, MK! mwah!
Can I be honest with you, MK? OF COURSE I CAN!
I hate reading your interviews.
Cuz it gives me the sads in a major way that I can't just reach out and shmooosh you and kiss your little face over and over until you beg me to stop.
That's why.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Awesome interview Mk!
Coma Caca!!
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"You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex."
-Rachel U on Tiger sexual ways-
OK - so I haven't commented on here in sooooooo long (tho I have still been reading MK's posts because they are like medicine for my soul) but I just had sneak in to say CONGRATS to MK, for a wonderful interview! You are a genuine free spirit! Better to be truly loved than famous, and you are definitely loved by many.
And now I raise my stemless (because I am a clumsy drunk) glass of cheap-ass Safeway (because I am po') red wine and wish all you sluts a wonderful holiday. Cheers! >slurp<
Never give up the dream - "Trophy Wife"
MK, you sexy mofo you! great interview honey, wish you all the best, you're my laugh therapy for real.
love, the grinch.
Michael K is a Hot Slut in his photo
@watermethodgirl: read here and enjoy http://technorati.com/blogging/article/up-close-and-personal-with-dliste... :D