Is This The New Slut Dress?
Ever since "the slut dress," retired from the spotlight and is now sipping on a daiquiri in a bag somewhere in Sarasota, FL, I've been waiting for its successor. Well, it's likely that Alien Princess RiRi has found the next slut dress.
At a party for her new album in NYC last night, RiRi wore this stunning peek-a-nipple zebra tiger dress, which I'm pretty sure came from the Flirt Catalog's "ladies who munch ass" section. This dress is worthy of such an honor, because it provides easy access for nipple pinching and it's made from a fabric that is usually used to cover pillows from Z Gallerie.
Now if we can only get other celebwhores to wear this shit on the ho stroll. Somebody send it to Susan Boyle, Bobby Trendy, Beth Ditto, Noah Cyrus and Surprised Kitty.
And in other RiRi news, The National Tila Tequila Enquirer claims she's got herpes. Maybe Tila's a little jealous, because herpes is the only STD she hasn't caught yet? Sorry, it was too easy.
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This is FUGLY AS SHIT!!!! Oh rhi rhi..... and stop wearing sunglasses at night! no wonder you were with chris brown, youre two douches in a douchebag! sick!
I am team Tila on this one srry, I always thought RiRi was a nasty bitch so I wouldn't be suprised at all if she had Herpes. I can't stand her she is def on my list of ppl I'd like to send of on a plane that is going to crash
DAM! she has some nice contact lens!!!! excellent choice..
Ooooh, Riri, whyyyyyyyy?
I want to like you, I don't want to hate you, but it's hard to resist my urge to flame you on a gossip blog after hearing this shit you have been spouting lately.
Please, stop it.
Dress better.
Shut up about shit you know nothing about and go back to looking interesting -- and that has absolutely nothing to do with wearing the 'slut dress' and other tacky garments -- and sing something good for once.
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Sibsi.
The herpes story isn't new. Did we not all hear about this when the whole chris brown beating incident happened? why does tila think she's like a detective or some shit?
on a side note, that dress does look retarded. rihanna tries too hard to be edgy or whatever and comes off looking stupid. turn it back a notch.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
She goes out of her way to look stupid.....
Well to be fair. The other hos wearing the othe "slut dress" weren't being that slutty. The slits in that dress exposed flesh toned fabric, not their skin.
Rih-Rih on the other hand is a true BOLD HO!!! And I love it. haha her boobs out. you can see her side torso tats. she don't play.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Blechh. That swooping bangs/giant shades forehead look has GOT TO GO.
She looks like a fool.
Sachet....Tia, the word is sachet. That was a vitriolic, hate-filed response to someone simply making a statement about seeing you with a "drink" in your hand. She didn't claim "alcoholic" beverage, just "drink". Sheeesh. I don't won't to piss off your lame ass!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Riri is stunning. She looks like shit here. I don't like anything she has ever worn. She needs a stylist STAT!
She always looks whorey lately.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 9:19am.
Why did I read that Tila Tequila shit?! What a dumb fuck. Maybe so I could be perplexed by this: "Im glad we squased that beef we had." I'm squasing right now, actually.
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Well I'm cascading up out of here, and that don't mean I'm prefect cuz I'm not squasing like you, so there!
Actually, I think she's a very pretty girl and looks her best when she isn't trying so hard to look like a hard ass tranny. She has a beautiful smile and now, for some reason, all she does is look preturbed and pissy. What a shame that she doesn't believe enough in her music that she has to do this.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
little_rascal:
Damn you! I had gotten that song out of my system for today and then you come along!
I really wanna like RiRi more, but I cannot.
Her voice is tinny, she's a puppet and unless she can breakthrough I may have to dispose of her along with some other pop skanklettes.
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@ Breakdown
Rah rah ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
GaGa ooh la la
Want your bad romance.
On topic : Look at thumbnail #8, in the close-up those slashes/rips/tears in RiRi's dress actually have zippers, and they can be opened or closed!
psl: I agree, she reeks of "look at me, aren't I edgy".
Triston: pretty face, no need for the layers of maquillage.
to me it always looks like she is trying so hard to be a style icon. she just looks like an idiot most of the time.
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Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
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Those are her real eyes.
And yes, she looks like a tranny in that up-close shot.
WAY too much makeup on her.
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It looks like it was inspired from the Flintstones.
I can't be the only one who just doesn't think she is pretty? The eyes are gorgeous, but are those really her eyes or are those colored contacts?
I need some surprised kitty STAT!
Why did I read that Tila Tequila shit?! What a dumb fuck. Maybe so I could be perplexed by this: "Im glad we squased that beef we had." I'm squasing right now, actually.
Well good for her. I need to find something to wrap my OWN fuck-finger around.
*thinks of Sucky*
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"God make me good. But not yet."
@LuxLuv:
I ain't gon' lie. That video is hot shit. And there are actually a few milliseconds in said video where she actually looks like a real woman.
She's got pop wrapped around her fuck-finger now!
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@The BreakDown--I liked her Bad Romance video. That shit totally fucked with my head. But then I'm an *old* bitch. I don't waych much TV.
I loooooooooved the ending with her looking all filthy & whory on the bed. I can relate to filth and whoredom.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
I seriously need to copyright my heaux shit!
Oh, and I cannot get this Lady Gaga song outta my head and I feel so ashamed and dirty!
Don't tell nobody!
But I think that tranny has converted me into a fan!
*scream*
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High heaux, high heaux, its off to tokyo we go!________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
Oh hell to the naw!
It's Berlin or nothing. I will never live anywhere else in Germany, simply because Berlin is NOT Germany.
I'd like to go further east towards Asia to have a look-see. I see that happening in 2010.
Toky-Heaux, here I come!
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@The Breakdown - Wiesbaden und Frankfurt were enough for ME... If I can, I'm going to Jo'burg later on. Once I get these fucking KIDS out of my ass.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
LuxLuv:
I'm not settling down JUST yet, but I am trying to get close!
I want a villa in the forest next to Shania!!
Besides, I have been in Berlin over five years!
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Breaksown, you would DIE if you were forced to stay anywhere permanetly (sp?). At least right now. You're still a young'un. Y'all move around so much. And so FAST! Just have fun with it all, and be safe. SAFETY FISRT!
Oh, and don't let me forget to make a little list of pharms I'll need while you're running around. I'll e-mail with an address later!
j/k
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Jill-The-Ripper:
You're up? yay!
And thanks.
I like RiRi. Really I do, but she tries WAY too hard.
But then again, she's basically Jay-Z's puppet (aka Beyonce Jr.) so I understand the charade.
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I just peeked at your pix, Breakdown.
What a gorgeous man.
Virtual Visene after having to look at RiRi's hideous lipstick.
@LuxLuv:
Yeah, but if I move to Istanbul I would be making more. But then my social life would shrink to the size of Lady Gaga's peen!
But I am here now in Athens to see if this could be my retreat from Turkey every few weeks, because I'd die if I had to stay in Istanbul full-time
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@The Breakdown - Ja makin' the money, anyway (I hope)!________________________________________________
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LuxLuv:
My best friend designs the majority of my clothes, so there is no salesho to ask!
But he makes some amazing shit so if I choke a little it is worth it!
Yes, I am a juggling heaux. I have 17 jobs!
Maybe I really am Jamaican?
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The Breakdown - you need to ask the sales person before you buy, "Does that outfit come with instructions for a quick 'escape' plan?"
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"God make me good. But not yet."
@The Breakdown--Child, you're ALWAYS juggling heaux, what's new. : )
In other news, fat-ass gamer kids are OUT - bitches FINALLY went to bed. Now the hounds are up and demanding to be pooped/peed and fed.
It never ends.
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I swear to God some of my friend's clothes have nearly strangled me as I try to take them off. That heaux needs a 1-800 hotline to get in and out of it!
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Enjoy. Don't faint!
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LuxLuv/Mother Superior:
I am booked to return to Istanbul from the middle of December on. I will be performing there for New Years and possibly moving there if everything falls into play. I am still doing the singing in the dark and it is actually a very nice setup, but nicer for those not performing.
I will provide photos in my next post.
Since no one is here, screaming will be minimal!
I would have been back sooner to respond, but Romania called me and wants to meet. I may have to juggle the heauxz today!
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@The Breakdown, are you still doing that opera-in-the-dark thing or have you moved on to bigger and better gigs?
I'm doing a lil' Recession hooking myself, but it's wet and rainy on MY little seedy-ass corner and even the drug dealers aren't out yet. And THOSE bitches usually work round-the-clock, rain or shine.
Damn, where's Suckandfuck? Oh wait, it's Saturday, isn't it? He's probably snoring away with whatever little trick he picked up last night. Oh well...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 5:34am.
Yeah, she's gorgeous! We're seeing each other for a while actually...trying to get her in front of my camera lens for an exhibition I have planned!
Oh, the trouble with the Greeks! DU is of Greek descent too and you never know if they're coming or going....LOL
Good luck, nonetheless!!!!
Couture! I want to see some pictures, Mister!
I'll stick with my 50's dark blue dress that I'm wearing in one of the pics you've seen (the Berlin photo shoot). Don't want to freeze my behind off :D
@The Breakdown - YOUR kind of couture doesn't look that easy to shed - but then again, you probably have that down to a science. Friend of mine turned me on to your Confessionals... And that fetish ball footage! Aieeeeeeeeee! You looked fabulous!________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
@LuxLuv:
Hell, I have twelve hours until that comes around.
I might be able to sneak in another heauxfessional before then!
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@The Breakdown - Well, go forth and sin, my son.
DETAILS - don't forget! We want 'em ALL!
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Mother Superior:
Guyana?
I's jealous!
Well, this weekend I was overbooked, because I have been stood up by Greeks ever since I set foot in this fucka.
Last night? Cancelled!
So tonight I am bringing the lasso and rope!
What am I wearing?
Couture, of course!
Easy to disrobe couture!
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she's seems boring!