James Franco Is A Performance Artist
Just so we're all clear, James Franco's role on General Hospital is performance art. It's HIGH ART! In today's Wall Street Journal, James wrote on an essay on his love for performance art and credited it as the real reason he's doing General Hospital.
James, hand over your stash and go sit in the corner with Lady CaCa. Here's a little of what James wrote:
I have been obsessed with performance art for over a decade—ever since the Mexican performance artist Guillermo Gómez-Peña came to visit my class at Cal Arts summer school. I finally took the plunge and experimented with the form myself when I signed on to appear on 20 episodes of "General Hospital" as the bad-boy artist "Franco, just Franco." I disrupted the audience's suspension of disbelief, because no matter how far I got into the character, I was going to be perceived as something that doesn't belong to the incredibly stylized world of soap operas. Everyone watching would see an actor they recognized, a real person in a made-up world. In performance art, the outcome is uncertain—and this was no exception. My hope was for people to ask themselves if soap operas are really that far from entertainment that is considered critically legitimate. Whether they did was out of my hands.
James' art is lost on me, because the only thing I asked myself while watching him is, "Why is this bitch wearing so many clothes?" I mean, really. If James wants to know what real performance is, he should watch my abuelita carefully drink a hot cup of Ovaltine with a tiny teaspoon for 30-minutes straight. That is art.
Oh, I'll stop. James is a performance artist. But if he really wants to make the art world scream, he'll co-star in a performance piece I like to call, "My Cheeks On Franco's Tongue." And by "art world," I mean my genitals.
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So hot. No comment on his essay.
Soap operas make me sick: as if life wasn't filled with enough drama, pain, death and disillusionment. I certainly don't need to watch it on daytime TV. *ugh*
Someone tell this tedious twat to get his head out of his arse please...
Look dear-youre just an actor -nothing more.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This fucker is too old for me.
Ok, so my generation would drop their pants for ladybodys such as Effron, Chace Crawford and other dudes, who look like they'd spend more time with my make-up and flat iron than myself...
But yeah... I can't really get turned on by his looks, much less by his pretentious ramblings.
The only performance i want from him is a sexual one.... With no talking at all. He is one of those people that totally kill the sessy every time he opens his mouth.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
dud.
Performance art? LMAO! Most actors on sopa operas are horrible.
My Tia Nora must have been a performance artist because when she ate tomato soup, she would purse her lips and smack 20 times for taste!
He's POMPOUS, too.
So, where is his "performance art"?
Don't get it.
I love him, but I don't get it.
It's drizzling in NY and we are slated for some snow showers too - let's hope they disappear - I want a snowless December!!
P.S. Franco is hot but he always looks unwashed.
I figured he was fucking desperate for money. My bad.
Snow is on the way HERE too, but it ain't the cold kind that falls from the sky. (And no, I do not partake of THAT, thankyouverymuch).
angel_i, sounds lovely where you are...
And now I'm gonna todddle my butt back off to bed.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 8:42am.
angel_i, I'm willing to bet YOUR place is MUCH better. But then again, I could be wrong.
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Well, it was WAY worse before I moved here but if you're in the States, I'm willing to bet you're right...everything always seems a lot more mellow here.
Have fun! I've been out already - I had dogs most of my life and, tho I don't have one now, I'm totally trained to wake up and go straight outside...we have heavenly weather for this time of year, it's chilly but not freezing and *crosses fingers* still no precipitation...a little bit 'o rain, but really not much. I'm LOVING it!
And that's the weather everybody! Next up ~ Tristram with the Heaux Report.
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Morning, lovelies.
Snow on the way here. Yay! Not.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
angel_i, they're doing that gentrification-thing HERE too. But they'll never completely rid the area of rental properties and the absentee slumlords who own them.
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PPS. *ahem* How very interesting, James(no, really). Why don't you take this glass of wine, sit down with me here on the couch and tell me all about it:)
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
This weather makes me think of sexin' and smokin' and I am guaranteed at least one of those tonight.
Preferably both.
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angel_i, I'm willing to bet YOUR place is MUCH better. But then again, I could be wrong.
Anyway, Im going to gather up mah hounds, get some of Big Momma's old quilts and get my Zwerge-y butt BACK into bed.
It's COLD!
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PS. Mornin'!
@LuxLuv: I feel you. It used to be more like that around here where I live but we been gentrifying!
That goes with antebellum, right?
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 8:30am.
It's drizzling here, by the way, but now the *crazies* are up and screaming. And The Game obviously hasn't gotten THEIR re-up shit yet, so their pedestrian customers are walking around, pacing back and forth on my street and hollering to themselves.
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Sounds like this place;p
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Woe IS you.
May the Gods of the Green Shit smile down upon you and something materialize sometime later today.
It's drizzling here, by the way, but now the *crazies* are up and screaming. And The Game obviously hasn't gotten THEIR re-up shit yet, so their pedestrian customers are walking around, pacing back and forth on my street and hollering to themselves.
FUCK!_______________________________________________
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@LuxLuv:
It's raining all day here, and I supposed to be having coffee with Romania this afternoon, but I don't wanna go out in this weather.
Plus, they are protesting this weekend here in Athens because they are commemorating the death of a child killed this time last year. So chaos could ensue in the center.
And there is Greek Pop Idol tonight.
And I have enough for maybe maybe a small joint.
Woe is me!
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@The Breakdown - Nothing's falling from the sky HERE except pieces of my roof. But the first floor's all good. For now.
*crosses fingers, toes and vag lips*
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I haven't really tried to get any green sugar here, because it was given to me, but in Istanbul I thought it would be falling from the sky, but I never could find any.
Nubs!
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WTF????
And, uh, please excuse my typing errors - I'm having an egg crisis here.
Can't start the day off without a good brekkie can we? NOoooo! 'Specially if you're a fat lil' potted plant of girl like me. And I loves me some dayum eggs now!
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@The Breakdown - it's dry as mutha 'round where THAT shot goes. Bitches in MY 'hood want crack, meth, pills of any sort, and always, always The Dirty White Whore (that OTHER Dirty White Whore - coke).
Off topic, all the eggs in my frozen kitchen's frozen-ass refrigerator are FROZEN! And I have never tried to cook using frozen eggs. Bloody 'ell! _______________________________________________
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LuxLuv:
In some countries they do. In Amsterdam, they have them and the women there wanted their own version on the streets.
In Germany, they just drop trou and go wherever they feel the need.
And I saw Green Is Good's name here and now I want to go smoke some green sugar!
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*hunts around for shower curtain to use as dress*
Gone With the Wind DOES sound good right about now. My motherfucking MIND is gone with the wind, that's for sure.
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Morning Sluts! I saw TheBreakdown use the word "antebellum" and screeched to a halt!
Now I have the urge to watch Gone With The Wind.
@The Breakdown - do they still have those whattadaycallems - pissoirs?
My French maman used talk about something called pissoirs..? She was a babbling freak though--probably spied on the guys pissing in them.
Over here, peeps men just pee up against the houses and in bushes and shit, and they ain't nothing to look at.
Thankfully none of the *ladies* here have taken to doing THEIR business in the streets. YET.
And yes, my house is one of THOSE kind of houses.
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@LuxLuv:
I always wanted to live in one of those big ole antebellum houses.
Post-slavery, of course!
Pee on the streets!
It's very liberating!
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@The Breakdown - it's bloody fuh-reezing in this big ol' drafty-ass house. Don't get me wrong, it's huge and lofty and beautiful--over 100 years old--but it still needs a lot of work. And with the way money's going out, this is gonna be OUR family next(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34115143/ns/news-picture_stories/displaymode...)
minus the baby.
Just getting the clawfoot tub and water heater in here was a huge expense--and now we have plumbing issues due to tree roots. I just pray we don't end up being reduced to peeing and pooping in buckets and having to shower at truckstop stations. ________________________________________________
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@Mother - it's 5:47 a.m. HERE.
And I gotta listen to this frigging WarCrack gamer-drama about how my husband and son's accounts got hacked and the hackers left their "toons" in pink dresses and shit.
Whatever.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 5:17am.
@Mother Superior--these bitches are too big and too old for THAT shit. And I'm dwarf-sized anyway. No... I'm going to have to get out the "green medicine" and slip it into their drinks.
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Is it night time at yours?
I just started work....10.42 am in London! :)
ZiggyStardust:
You said it best. Although I have seen some very good performance artists and know of a few notable ones, usually when I see that term, I cringe a bit.
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@Mother Superior--these bitches are too big and too old for THAT shit. And I'm dwarf-sized anyway. No... I'm going to have to get out the "green medicine" and slip it into their drinks.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 5:11am.
@Mother Superior - I'm about to do some damn "performance art" on these frigging kids of mine if their loser asses don't go to bed.
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Sing something to them. Or let them watch chess on TV. Read the phone book aloud. Revise maths with them. Let them listen to the washing machine. Make milk and honey.
Or whatever....tape them down to their beds and tell them if they move, the closet monster will come.
Good luck!!! :D
@Mother Superior - I'm about to do some damn "performance art" on these frigging kids of mine if their loser asses don't go to bed.
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I did performance art too last night when I dragged my loft bed up to the fourth floor. Inspiring!
:s
No idea who this guy is; don't give a shit enough to find out. Liked Tigerlilly's comments though, and I'll just take it based on those this guy isn't worth the time to look up on YouTube.
Fucking fat-ass Mountain Dew-snorting loser gamer-kids woke me up. Grrrrrrr... ________________________________________________
"God make me good. But not yet."
Performance art is for people who want to be artists desperately, but who lack any kind of technical talents.
Yoko Ono and CaCa are the perfect examples.
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I've never really watched soap operas but I like the concept of bigger stars doing a stint on them. That would help save the genre possibly and give it more credibility.
Acting on soaps is not easy and it takes a work horse ethic to pull it off for years.
Some of today's biggest stars busted their chops on these shows.
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I to searched for clips on YouTube and wow, that guy even made me blush. Just the way he moves on screen and talks - oozes sex. Man..... Man.
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When I first glimpsed that picture, I thought he had his hand in his pants. But indeed, he does not. *disappointment*
But I saw some clips from one episode of his GH stint online. It was WAY TOO TAME. He started making out with Zenon (former Disney girl turned soap opera actress) and I think they took her shirt off and show some boring black bra, and then it blacks out and cuts back to them inside a damn limo with all their clothes on. I realize they can't show nudity but surely they could have managed to make it a little hotter than that.