Will All Of Tiger's Mistresses Please Stand Up?
WE'RE ALL STANDING! So, TMZ is saying that a fourth ho is about to step onto the stage and claim that she had a 2-year-long affair with Tiger Woods, which started in 2004 (the year he got married to Elin) when she was 20. The alleged mistress whore is from Orlando, FL and met Tiger while she was working as a cocktail waitress. She has already hired a lawyer. AND....
Radar reports that three other trollops are waiting in the wings to declare that they also rubbed their bits all over Tiger at one point in their lives. Two of them are looking to sell their stories to the highest bidder. The other one, Las Vegas model Jamie Jungers (that's Juggers if you're Tiger), will tell her tale in a British tabloid today.
This brings the Tiger Woods mistress whore tally to 7...and counting. At this point, they should just start a union.
Tiger should just team up with IRS and send out a $100,000 credit to anyone who checks the box labeled, "I was one of Tiger Woods' mistress whores," on their tax forms. Maybe that will stop some whores from running off to tell their story to anyone who will cut them a cashiers check.
And this just confirms that all of us have wasted our lives. Right after high school, we should've moved to Vegas and become cocktail waitresses. There's a 99.9% chance that either Tiger Woods or George Clooney would've put us on payroll.
UPDATE: Make that 8 mistress whores. The Sun claims that Tiger took his illegal fuckery overseas and banged a British presenter a few years ago. Let Tiger's parade of pussy commence!
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hahaha Tiger you are a dumb ass. Can't wait to hear "Tiger...you are the father".
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This picture could, in fact, be the death of Tiger's marriage. If Chola Reese comes across this picture on DListed, particularly, but anywhere, really, ...I'm just sayin' - every time I look at it I'm thinking: Yep. That's just the way he likes'em.
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someone should have told Tiger, this is one trap you definitely want to stay out of...
The media protect a lot of athletes that is why you don't hear much about the extramarital affairs of most of them especially if they have a certain image...a lot does not get reported because it is not in the best interest of sports media to talk about this stuff I mean Dr. J had a child with a reporter while he was married...and it did not come out till he retired in the late '80s but all the media knew about it...he just had such a clean image that the media gave him a pass and the reporter did not make waves till later...having worked in pro sports trust me all athletes screw groupies and the married ones cheat too no matter what the race...and on the rare occasion they get outed it is by the MSM not sports media...sports media will not willingly bite the hand that feeds them. The only exception that I know personally was AC Green...he stayed a virgin till he got married at the age of 36 and that was after a long career with the LA Lakers...he talks about how his team mates tried to ambush him with groupies in his room, they had bets going at who could get him to lose his virginity...it did not work...so he is an enigma but his faith in God is what he credits for giving him the strength to resist.
Honestly I think first and foremost that with all things being what they are surrounding this ordeal I think the timing of most of these affairs began shortly after Tiger's dad died. His dad guided his career in a very proactive way and he had a major influence on Tiger and traveled to all of his tournaments...I betcha dad ran interference to block the groupie action aimed at Tiger but once he died it seems like all hell broke loose and I think part of it was that he was suffering some depression after his dad died and this was a way to not deal with his pain. Or perhaps deal with it in a bad way. I am not saying that his dad was perfect but just that he loved his dad so much and had such a close relationship with him I can only imagine how gutted he was when he died. Now having said that I imagine his dad is rolling in his grave seeing Tiger destroy everything he groomed him to be...that is so sad. He needs help...and I think that this is a cry for it in some way. I worked in pro sports and know how relentless the groupies can be and how the athletes single and married seem to indulge but with Tiger I see some of this being tied to his troubles dealing with his dad's death...just my opinion. I doubt Tiger would be going through this if his dad was still alive.
Submitted by zinnia on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
...according to a swedish gossip site that is usually well informed (Sweden is small) tigers mother is a former prostitute from Thailand...
Do you mean like...me so horny?
If he had golf sex with EIGHT hos...someone else had to know about this. So maybe Elin did know and just didn't want this news to get out.
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What I wouldn't give to witness the thrashing his mother must have given him. She must be mortified."
According to swedish paper Tigers mother were actually COVERING for him , by booking hotelrooms in here name and letting up the room for Tiger and his Whores. Elin doesn't like his mother AT ALL.
AND this is juicy (whispers);..according to a swedish gossip site that is usually well informed (Sweden is small) tigers mother is a former prostitute from Thailand I do not know if this is true I just pass the information on......and just saying that might be why she was so allowing about his mistresses...
This was said LONG BEFORE this whole affair , when his image was still clean... But again it could just be total BS.. I have absolutely no idea...
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Headlines in Sweden today count NINE mistresses, that is the latest count, they were all on front page with portrait like criminals hahaha! :D ESCANDALO! I guess there will be more....the press in Sweden first tried to silence this shit and claimed that Elin rescued Tiger when matter of fact she probably almost killed him!! In my opinion that is almost worse, on the other hand NINE mistresses , tiger can't have an easy time at home right now...
Anyway the papers at first wouldn't write about it, but we made a fuss on the swedish board and evetually they had to write about it due to all the facts coming out.
Swedish papers seems to think that we can't even read english and if they don't write no one will know..well they were wrong obviously..
Elins father is an influential journalist and have friends in high places and her mother is a politician. Well I said FUCK them that is corruption!
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Rachel has a nice stroke...so I hear.
I'm not contesting that this guy is a total and utter douchebag, but how about these women who chase after celebrities solely for the hell of it. This makes me ashamed of my own sex. How about some female solidarity? Stay away from men who are obviously taken!
I was watching ESPN and he is offering her tons of money to stay in the marriage for like 2 more years. I don't understand why, now people will know she is staying for $. How does that help his image? I think the best thing for both of them is a clean divorce so they can move on privately and publicly. If she stays, whenever she is at a tournament or whatnot it will be the elephant in the room. If they are not seen together that might increase his chances of being able to move on from this fiasco. She needs to take half of what was earned over the course of the marriage and give him the finger.
PS- Their children are precious! Too bad his girls will grow up to see this shit-show one day.
Submitted by loric on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:11pm.
This entire saga (and yes I said SAGA) makes me sick. It makes me wonder if Tiger's father did the same kind of thing to his mother, so Tiger learned some of this behavior as a child and thinks it's OK to be a cheater. I'm not making excuses by any means, but it makes me wonder. Elin needs to take the money and run-once a cheater, always a cheater.
I hope Tiger learned a valuable lesson: When you hook up with skanky women that have nothing to lose and everything to gain-this is what happens. The damage that has been done to his image is permanent.
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I think I read somewhere that Tiger's dad was married when he got together with his mom - so it looks like it does run in the family.
This entire saga (and yes I said SAGA) makes me sick. It makes me wonder if Tiger's father did the same kind of thing to his mother, so Tiger learned some of this behavior as a child and thinks it's OK to be a cheater. I'm not making excuses by any means, but it makes me wonder. Elin needs to take the money and run-once a cheater, always a cheater.
I hope Tiger learned a valuable lesson: When you hook up with skanky women that have nothing to lose and everything to gain-this is what happens. The damage that has been done to his image is permanent.
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Submitted by original putas on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:07am.
How do women like this chick in the photo, end up with so much self confidence!
Shes got the sorriest ass ever, and look at her parading it around. Just mind boggling
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I don't think that's self confidence. More like delusion. If a chick with a perfect ass was doing the same thing (unless this is a joke, which I hope it is), it still wouldn't necessarily be self-confidence but perhaps a misplaced sense of self worth. When your self worth is in your ass, it really is hanging by a hair. Probably with some TP stuck to it as well.
How do women like this chick in the photo, end up with so much self confidence!
Shes got the sorriest ass ever, and look at her parading it around. Just mind boggling
What I wouldn't give to witness the thrashing his mother must have given him. She must be mortified.
So between 8 whores and his wife Tiger has played 27 holes recently.
I guess this was his trick to a good game. Where did he find time to golf in all this? damn!!
Oh god Jaysus, Terrence Stamp!
*swoon*
I have a pee-paw crush on Terrence. What's sick is like him even better in drag.
'Nite all.
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Tiger usually plays 18 holes, so there's at least 10 to go.
That's great to hear!
I'm about to fall asleep on the keyboard soon, but man, it's awesome to 'see' you again.
G'night, hon!
hey sibs! Bright and perky!
Terance Stamp is a goddess! Sandbitch gave me the idea.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 1:05am.
no mulligans?
oh right - guidos don't play golf do they?
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Is that Pamela Anderson running towards Tiger? :D
Dude, I can totally see now how Pamela will engineer her come back: release another sex tape, only this time featuring her skanky has been ass preforming felatio on some preppy golf player.
Lol Barb, I heard the number and out of the blue I remembered a couple of steamy nights with Tiger on the 9th green at Augusta.
*stands up*
Stuckinhere -
Then the magic number should be 250 million dollars. *saying it outloud with my pinky at the corner of my mouth....
All I can say is wow......Do it Elin!!!! Get out while the getting is good!!!!
Elin should go fuck Ron Jeremy. I think that would make them just about even.
the DUDE! abides...
Tiger never seemed like the man-whore type, but I guess when your the most well known multiracial golf player, anything is possible.
If I was his wife at this point, I'd take the money and run, if he wasn't even faithful for the first 0.3 seconds of this marriage why bother?
I hope this doesn't explode into something a la John Gosselin...enough with these WGWAG failures.
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Barb Dwyer, Forbes estimates Tiger made $110 mil between June/08-June/09 alone so it's safe to assume he made (at least) 1/2 a billion over the course of the marriage.
Everyone shall we all get into the holiday spirit and sing "On the Eighth Ho of Christmas" and just keep going till we get to 12 and hope that will be the final count?
Elin should ask for half of what he has made since 2004, the year of their marriage. If he wants to stick to the prenup then let the PR games begin....He will lose at least half of his endorsements worth 3 times that 2004-2009 number. Just saying....
Anyone know what Tiger has made from 2004 til now?
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:54am.
How does anyone feel safe enough to have sex with another human being any more without locking someone up for four months after a clean test?
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Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:59am.
dont make me have to taser you with font lory
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Relax hot bitch , it's not as if I am going to rape you.... Not rape-rape you anyway, so calm down...
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Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:54am.
How does anyone feel safe enough to have sex with another human being any more without locking someone up for four months after a clean test?
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That's why I don't let my vagina read health stats...
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dont make me have to taser you with font lory
The Tiger Woods sex tapes in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Seriously, yes, we DO enjoy our trainwrecks. Because it's not US and OUR shit is it, now? It's somebody ELSE'S shit. And don't we loooooove to look.
*hangs head in shame, slithers off*
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Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:45am.
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:36am.
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look at these tiny av's! i keep reading everybodys post in a tiny voice like they just sucked in helium.
and i cant even quote you. i gotta walk a mile barefoot using a line!
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ROTFL! I wanna grab your CLove and smother her with my tetas so I can put her unconscious tiny little ass in my mouth and never let go... I guess what I wanna say is Verizon it hot bitch...
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and why the hell is tiger woods in a britney spears video.
It looks as though she's standing on one of Tigers' balls. Much like his wife.
Oh, and why the long ass?
If I were Elin right now, I'd be figuring out a way to hook my vagina up to a fire-hydrant and power douche.
Herpes stats:
One out of five of the total adolescent and adult population is infected with genital herpes (yes, that's ONE OUT OF FUCKING FIVE PEOPLE).
One in five Americans have genital herpes (yet at least 80 percent of those with herpes are UNAWARE they have it).
One in five and 80 fucking percent don't even fucking know they HAVE IT!
Some scary fucking shit right there.
Edited to add: Condoms don't protect against herpes infection because you still have skin to skin contact during sex which is how it's easily contracted.
How does anyone feel safe enough to have sex with another human being any more without locking someone up for four months after a clean test?
Submitted by LuxLuv on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:38am.
I'm sure there'll be plenty of women coming out of the woodwork claiming to be preggers with Tiger's love-child. That's next. What amazes me is that this whole thing is getting more press than the Anna Nicole shit. He's just another athlete who fucked up... What's new?
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You just know people are updating TMZ every 5 minutes, waiting for them crazy strap on/ass sex Tiger stories...
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It shames me to admit I've spent this much time staring at that woman's ass....but I'm fairly certain that she's wearing that thong the wrong way 'round. The strap on her left hip doesn't look like the one on her right one, but it does look like what's wedged up her crack.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:40am.
LOL, Ano. It's the normal message.
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one time i clicked it and all it said was TO THE LEFF TO THE LEFF
Who cares? They all need to give it up. All men are hos, especially the ones that easily can be with a ton of cash. I just think he probably shouldn't have gotten married...
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Submitted by Lory on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 12:36am.
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look at these tiny av's! i keep reading everybodys post in a tiny voice like they just sucked in helium.
and i cant even quote you. i gotta walk a mile barefoot using a line!
That heux has no waist. You need some sort of torso to properly wear a thong.
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