Lucite & Child
Even The Empress of Lucite's daughters still find themselves fainting every now and again from being so closely exposed to their mother's high levels of elegance and beauty. This is what on Friday night at some restaurant in Los Angeles.
Shauna's daughter once again realized that her mother is as beautiful as a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie fresh out of the angel's vagina (that's how they are made) and blacked the hell out! Shauna came to the rescue by calling upon the powers of the lucite to help her carry her daughter out to the car. Yes, I've thought about this thoroughly.
Afterwards, Shauna was kind of enough to feed the camera lenses by posing with her newest piece of the moment. I'm not sure if Shauna's shiny new toy is old or strong enough to handle the Empress, but we'll find out when their sex tape is "leaked" next week.
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poor girl, i feel sorry about her........!
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Her new boytoy, aka "greasy pole", remindes me of Kelly Osborne's ex, Bert McCracken from The Used.
Ew ew ew. You just know this was a bar bet on the boytoy's part.
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This bitch needs a lucite heel shoved into her temple. I feel so bad for her girls.
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I wish there were some stable grandparents who could raise those little girls in a world outside of lucite, abusive, look-alike "step-dads" and terminal, plastic skankdom.
That said, didn't she put her magical lucite heels on eBay not long ago? They should be on a sparkly altar behind bulletproof glass in MK's apartment and not still stuck to her sweaty feet.
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I'm surprised she didn't tip over. She looks like she's having trouble balancing.
She's starting to look a little like Tom Petty mated with Donatella Versace.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
dang! that kid is too old to be carried...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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z-listed!
Right. I rarely use "cunt", but it had to be.
Thanks about the avi!! Do you love him more than cake????
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Clarisse, I was just going to mention the fact that her daughter had to try and hide on a bench while this pig-bitch posed with her toy-boy. I hate this creature!
But Clarisse, I LOVE your avi! He is the bomb, even better than jam!
Miss PRISS!! MISS PRISS!!!
You still around? Did you hear about your boy?
On Topic: The saddest part here, is that after her daughter passed out, she had to cringe there on the bench while her whore "mother" posed...cunt.
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while I believe Shauna should hand over her mother of the year crown for allowing that child toucher around her kids, I have to say I'm strangely impressed. she can balance a child in her arms wearing high heeled lucite
A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
That poor little girl. :( My heart breaks for kids who have such total self-absorbed losers for parents. My sister is a shitty 'parent' of mammoth proportions and I question the universe that such people are/were capable of breeding.
I hope Shauna's kids stay as well-adjusted as possible til they are 18, and then GTFO with minimal damage.
OMG, this is only the beginning of the meltdowns these little girls are going to have. IMAGINE the harm being done to them by witnessing their mother with yet another guy? I don't know how old the daughter in the doorway is (in the main pic), but she doesn't look old enough to already have multiple ear piercings. Having an obvious whore of a mom and having to witness her plowing through multiple similar looking interchangeable BOYS must truly suck for them. I hate this selfish bitch...show some dignity and restraint, at least for your daughters' sake...nice example she's setting.
♪ WTF is bitch thinking `````` carrying her kid `` wearing shoes like that!! Guess you can't take the 'whore' out of some of these dumb bitches!!
I actually know a young, sweet girl that has the Queen of Lucite's face and hair. She could be her daughter...when guys I work with refer to said aquaintance as "hot", I always tamp down the scream that threatens to burst out of my mouth.
sex with her must be like fucking a Tupperware container, especially since you have to burp both after putting the meat in.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
At least her butchered tits -- do they even qualify as tits anymore? -- are somewhat covered. She still looks like reanimated roadkill, though.
Could Chace be the father of the little girl?
Really!?!? You pose for papz AFTER your child passes the fuck out?? Why does that not surprise me.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 7:58pm.
Ugh. Young or not that dude she's with is a) fug and b) a child toucher...Look at how he's looking at her daughter (on the bench) in thumbnail 3...and look where he's pointing..DISTURBIN...
TIGER zis iz goot!
Possibly the kid is suffering from some psychosomatic illness and getting mommies attention to her back which was probably robbed by too young boyfriend with kiddy toucher EYES!!
I like it.
Ugh. Young or not that dude she's with is a) fug and b) a child toucher...Look at how he's looking at her daughter (on the bench) in thumbnail 3...and look where he's pointing..DISTURBIN...
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Nice pics Shauna. Like the one where your daughter is either sick and/or just doesn't want to be there having her picture taken, and you are posing. Definitely mother-of-the-year material there.
And my second favorite pic is you carrying your daughter outside, but just like Britney when she was in NY and wouldn't take her greasy mitt off of her drink and she nearly dropped her kid, you try to one-up Britney by trying to balance carrying a kid on 6 inch heels. Nice and safe for sure.
yah - she could definitely break her own neck & her kid's if she fell off her heels. Such a great mommy.
my interpretation of the kid carrying and then the kid burying face in bus bench is for the same reason...
Media-Whore-Mom marches out of restaurant through the front door, instead of out the back, ignoring child's crying fit, the kid is terrified of all the flashbulbs and paparazzi-parasites, and mom should have taken her out the back way...& why not? because she's a media slut
Kid, still afraid, buries face into the bench traumatized, while mother shows off new bf who has better pores than she does, even though he's younger. And strangely genuinely more feminine than her also.
Those lucite shoes must be indestructable...those little piddys of Shaunas could survive hot boiling lava as long as she's wearing the lucite.
Is that her new piece? I can't tell the difference--they look so alike. What is going on? Is she cloning them with the amazing powers of her lucite heels?
Oh no no no no. That must be her nephew! She simply cannot be straddling someone this young. Then again, she slept with her stepson, so who knows.
I think the little one is just trying to keep a nip slip hidden. Well played, little one.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 3:36pm.Yeah, so was George W, I'm starting to see what you mean.......
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HAHAHAHA! EXACTLY!
Who the hell would think that thing is attractive. What a gross world-class skank she is.
IT'S CHRISTMAS! * Tears of joy *
Greece just got a whole lot more fun all of a sudden :oD
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 5:07pm.
Her features are ridiculous and random. She looks like a jacked up Mr. PotatoHead.
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Hahahaha! Except Mr. PotatoHead wouldn't be caught with that Pepto Bismol color on his lips.
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Her features are ridiculous and random. She looks like a jacked up Mr. PotatoHead.
So glad that her daughter's delicate condition didn't get in the way of her partying and posing with her greasy counterpart. I hope that's a fucking gallon of hair product and not an indication of the funk that lies below. I wonder if her lips leave a slimy trail when they crawl into their dish at night. So many questions!
HER LIPS!
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I got nuthin'
What's he got in his front pocket?
TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 3:33pm.
Pimpcessa:
Don't let that photo of piercings, platform heels, coke, mohawks, tattoos, etc fool you.
I'm conservative!
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Yeah, so was George W, I'm starting to see what you mean.......
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i love how shauna is posing while her daughter is covering up as much as she can on the bench next to the happy couple. i didn't click on the large image of thumbnail #6 but she reminds me of donnatella in that picture.
Pimpcessa:
Don't let that photo of piercings, platform heels, coke, mohawks, tattoos, etc fool you.
I'm conservative!
But if you want to take notes, the next soiree is this 17th!
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Look at the photos with the boyfriend. Her daughter is laying on the bench beside them.
urmomma on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 3:17pm.
Pimpcessa/anhydre:
I am not anhydre, but I enjoyed it!
*slaps BD's firm lookin' beeehind and loves every second of it!*
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**SMACK* WHAT'S MY NAME.....BITCH **SMACK**
Bwahh, I am losing it fo sho!!
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Well....when will I be receiving the invitation to your next...party? Seems I could learn a few things from y'all. Whoot Whoot!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 3:17pm.
Pimpcessa/anhydre:
I teach English part-time when I am not performing something somewhere
this is for anhydre...
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I am not anhydre, but I enjoyed it!
*slaps BD's firm lookin' beeehind and loves every second of it!*
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Pimpcessa:
The theme was 'rock stars after-party' so the vomit fit.
and the coke on the ass, of course!
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Haha, you had me in your corner all the way until I saw tha vomit on the floor!! Egads, you sure know how to have fun.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Carrying kids in those cokewhore clodhoppers should be illegal.
They look like they would have goldfish swimming in them...
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Pimpcessa/anhydre:
I teach English part-time when I am not performing something somewhere
this is for anhydre...
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/Theron-/Shoot%204/05.jpg
do not open if you're working
Ha, as if you work!
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Dear God, that face - WTF is up with her lips??!! And I would LOVE to see this ho trip and break an ankle in those goddamn shoes!
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TEAM ELIN!
I just cannot get over how multi-talented my BFF Shauna is - one minute she's taking care of her sick child by carrying her out of a restaurant - in mile-high heels, mind you - and the next posing with some hot piece in front of said restaurant! Although if you look at the photos closely, it would appear that Shauna dumped the kid on an iron bench when the photo-op came up...well, I would too! Especially if I was on the arm of that stud she was with - hope he realises that 3/4 of the men (and 1/4 of the women, probably) in the US would give years of their lives to be in his shoes!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 2:57pm.
Oh no! I don't nudity!
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