Hot Slut Of The Day!
Suzanne Roberts, host and producer of Seeking Solutions with Suzanne.
Suzanne, who is like the public access version of Barbara Walters, has been called the seniors' senior. Her show, which airs on Comcast, covers all sorts of topics affecting seniors today. Topics like "Werther's Originals vs. caramel squares," "Can BenGay be used as lube?," and "Will snorting Metamucil make my colon twitch faster?". Suzanne covers all of these important issues while balancing a mountain of polyester thread on her head. Seriously, Suzanne's wig is serious business.
And you should also know that Suzanne fucked her way to the top! Suzanne's husband is the founder and former CEO of Comcast. Yes, bitch has got it like that.
Here's a clip of Suzanne seducing us with her throbbing eye balls while showing off a bunch of products for oldies:
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ahh, i think she is good.....!
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Her facial weirdness is the result of a stroke.
i cant see it. i watched party monster and was grossed the eff out by those nasty club kids.
Are we sure that's not Carmella Soprano in the main pic?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She can't even hold her "special" scissors and pen very well. She has an essential tremor and appears to be partially paralyzed. Is she for reals?
This woman occasionally takes up the last 5 minutes of Nancy Grace's show (don't judge me on that knowledge) and I've ALWAYS wanted to submit her here.
I thought she was some crazy old coot who accidentally wandered into some studio, but she's a high-falutin' broad. I never would've guessed!
lol...those are some serious throbbing eyeballs...I love her hitting the tennis ball...she looks like she is pre-siezure...eyes bulging...that was so freaking funny!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:25am.
MK: You forgot the episode with the roundtable discussion: "In Which Matlock Episode was Andy Griffith the Hottest?"
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All of them, IV, ALL of them!!! :D
I need all this stuff for when I'm still asleeeeeep in the mornings.....
Awww, I think she's so cute.
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Now I can be a functioning drunk.
Benny Hill!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I should've known you'd cover this crazy old bitch, MK! I saw her on TV a few days ago for the first time and I could not look away.
Suzanne is the bomba
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Aww, she has the alcohol-withdrawal shakes. Just kidding...Hekki, I agree, gettin' geezerly suxx.
Michael K you are officially a cunty bitch for posting this shit and making her HSOT!!! I LOVE YOU! I hate this bitch when she cuts into the tv show I'm watching...but she's just so classy and cute w/ her stroke-induced crooked face! Yup I'm on the short bus to hell! :)
I had the scooper plate when my first daughter was learning how to feed herself. Special scissors, wipes... it's like being a big baby all over again at the end of your life.
Getting old sucks.
I totally understand those old people who want to end their own lives. I have a feeling I'm going to want to, also.
LOL! Hi Peaches!♥
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
i caught myself 4 minutes in to this clip and wondered why i was so enraptured. i want these products for myself! -davey.
SUGAROOOOOOOOOOOOO !
CHU MADE ME LAUGH !!!!!!!!
FOSSIL !
LOL!
GOOOOOOOO FOSSIL , THEY RULED THE WORLD ONE , THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN!
WORD
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yeah okay ........
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LOVE YA FREEBIRD , so cool i also have my favorite oldies , they sooooo cute dunno why they have this fixation with lifesavers ( the candy ) , i mean they always want me to have some !
BUT I MEAN YOU ARE 80 YOU BETTER BE HAPPY !!!
I KNOW I WILL TRY TO !
me loves me some FREEBIRD !!!!!!!!!
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I guess we have an answer to the question "What would be the result if Barbara Walters and Marty Feldman mated"? Whether we wanted one or not.
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Shiitake happens...
I've actually seen this mess and laughed my assbone off. This is one crazy prehistoric right here. Fossils rule! You go, great-great-great-great granny!
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Never step into the path of a single woman and the last kielbasa sausage, it is very dangerous. That is dinner and a date all in one! - urmomma
MORNIN PEACHY PIE!!! I do love the oldies. I've adopted about 4 grampies & grannies cuz mine sucked. And the grumpy old people I just kind of feel sorry for, cuz that's where they are. Did they enjoy any of life???? I DO!!! PEACHYSMOOCH!
FREEBIRD !!!!
TEAM OLDIES AND PUSSIFIED !!!!!!
XOXOXOX MUAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
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TEAM OLDIES!
MK: You forgot the episode with the roundtable discussion: "In Which Matlock Episode was Andy Griffith the Hottest?"
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
wow like she is real nice and stuff , i love the elderly expect my gradma on my mother's side , cuz she is mean as hell and hates errbody , besides her all the old folks i have meet are really cool and always offer me candy and stuff even tho i am 28 , sooooooooo yey gooooooo suzanne !!!!!!!
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It's always irritated me that she won't discuss having had a stroke. It's like the 800-lb gorilla in the room.
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
It's like looking at the human equivalent of Stains the dog....I wonder if someone's holding a plate of cupcakes off camera?
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I remember seeing her on cable and quietly laughing. She seems so serious about being a cable hostess but all I could see was the wig and her crooked mouth.
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "