LiLo, Jason Segel And Puppet Dracula Spent The Night Together
Keeping up with Lindsay Lohan's fuck buddies is like keeping up with Tiger Woods' mistresses. It's almost impossible, because every 10 seconds another one if falling out of the air. That's why all of us should wear head condoms outside.
Jason Segel might be the latest bitch who has to register with the CDC due to slurping on LiLo. Yesterday morning, Jason skipped out of his Hollywood Hills home with his best friend Puppet Dracula at his side. A quick minute later, LiLo proceeded to do the walk of shame outside of Jason's house. Actually, every walk LiLo does is a walk of shame, so it was just a regular walk for her.
The paps say LiLo was there all night, but she took her Twitter to say she was at Jason's house for "business" not pleasure. And you are completely rediculous if you think otherwise. LiLo wrote:
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It's absurd! @least I'm laughing @the rediculous manifestations
You know, rediculous manifestation could be the scientific name for LiLo's own brand of STD. I like it.
It's obvious that LiLo and Jason Segel bumped genitals. It's also obvious that they made Puppet Dracula watch, because he's crying bloody tears of pain.
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who the hell let's blohan leave their house AFTER them. You know there's gonna be some stolen crap!!!hahahaa
I'm with Imperious Vixen, I suspect this is for a sequel to FSM, I think I read something about it somewhere. People are trying to give this stupid cow work, remember, she turned down a part in "The Hangover" for the dumbass pregnancy flick. Because she's smart like that.
Maybe she's wising up a bit? Nah, they were just having kinky dracula puppet sex.
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We were working, duh!
"Quick, Jason, make it look like we were working!"
"Ok, um..." *grabs dracula puppet* "Ok, ready. Let's go! Wait - they'll never believe we're working if you put all that stuff in your bag"
"OMG you are SO right" *removes notebook, water and phone* "Ok, ready!"
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The only way I'll believe they met for work is if he paid her for the blowjob.
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Who hasnt fucked this pig? The real question is why arent they embarrassed by it?
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:48pm.
Who was banging Dracula Puppet?! was he forced to join in the "meeting"? I vote Dracula puppet as a hot slut nominee!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCKING WHY WHY WHY?!
YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART, NICK ANDOPOLIS
I'm not a fan of hers, but I do feel bad for her...she clearly needs help and her parents have been pimping her out since birth
Who was banging Dracula Puppet?! was he forced to join in the "meeting"? I vote Dracula puppet as a hot slut nominee!
Submitted by pomegranate on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:01pm.
This Jason guy is none too smart if he actually exited his home before Lilo...wonder how much stuff she was able to lift before she left?
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The free clinic probably wanted to see him ASAP.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This Jason guy is none too smart if he actually exited his home before Lilo...wonder how much stuff she was able to lift before she left?
Right, Lindsay. You were "working" all night having a "meeting" with a co-worker. (Snicker! Guffaw!)
Who in the world would hire this skank for any type of work? Undependable, dishonest, talentless, etc -- just an undesirable person all around.
She can spell manifestations but she can't spell ridiculous?
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It's absurd! @least I'm laughing @the rediculous manifestations
Fucking for work...desperate times force desperate measures.
I guess this Jason Segel guy
gets off on bangin' baked potatoes.
Sara Marshall was a very average movie and that vampire shit at the end was retaaaaded.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 7:25pm.
WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE ADEQUITE???
If you watch I Love You, Man with the audio commentary Paul Rudd tells Jason Segel to be adequite, LOL, or he was telling someone to be adequite.
I wonder if LiLo likes to visit JJ. I betcha that's who all them loonies are.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE ADEQUITE???
I can relate. Whenever I sleep over a guy's place, its strictly business. The business of getting my DICK SUCKKKEED
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
unless Jason Segal is a complete retard, all they are doing is staying up doing drugs all night. I can't imagine they are doing sexy times with each other.
The Dracula puppet is the best actor among them.
So Lilo's on a whore-athon since Samro dumped her?
STD Nation.
So Lilo had a threesome with The Count and a douchebag. Pfft amateur!
Only in blohan's world does coke buddy equal coworker. &nd I find it interesting she was keeping up with up to the minute media rumors in the middle of her "business meeting." _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why does this bitch keep thinking that there is anyone on earth that believes she would be in a "business" meeting with anyone about anything for fuck sake?
I'm still bothered by his posing with that puppet, it just looks so fucking creepy! I bet he talks to it like it's a real person. I'm convinced he's got some kind of psychological disorder to think that it's acceptable to be seen with Lohan. I mean, look at the way he's smiling. This whole thing is just weird.
Dracula has an interesting white stain on his pants. Maybe he's the one that fucked Blohan last night. And this bitch spends a lot of time "working" for someone who never has shit out.
Jason, you were so cute in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and S1 of How I Met Your Mother. Please spend less time whoring around in Hollywood and more time in the gym and on this muppet movie you've been working on for 3 years now. Thank you
I don' know why but I think Jason Segel is gross and annoying. I wanted to punch his character in the face when I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oddly enough Russell Brand saved that movie.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I had really concrete plans to marry him. All this is ruined now. I am so, so disappointed. LiLo?!? Really, Jason?
*screams*
"Irregardless" is not a word!
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You know that stupid bitch called the paps and told them she was at Segel's house. She's such a publicity whore. Well, she's just a whore in general.
I find myself wanting to root for Lindsay to change and turn her life around, but then she does something like this. boneheaded and stupid.
Come at me bitch!
Nick Andopolis is dead to me.
Sadness.
Rediculous? Learn to spell stooopid.
She sure does have alot of "business partners" and "co-workers" for someone who doesn't work.
Weren't they caught hanging out at Bar Marmont recently? According to People Magazine they were both outside chain smoking and "gazing into each others eyes". When Segel went inside to greet Amy Poehler, Will Arnett and Megan Mullally he was supposedly overheard telling them "Don't judge me because I'm sitting with Lindsay Lohan".
I really fucking hope Disney threatens to drop him from the Muppet movie for screwing this mess, maybe that'll teach him. Plus, why on earth would you happily pose with a fucking puppet after you've been busted getting jiggy with her of all people? He has to be as high as a fucking kite to not realize just how bad this is for his reputation and credibility. The only women who'll want a piece of Jason now are hookers, wannabes and has-beens (much like Lohan herself). What a douche.
Irregardless, it's rediculous since Jason Segel could get alot better chicks then that looser LiLo. Also, she pretends to be an actress with "coworkers" when we are all in agreeance that her last real movie was strait to DVD Labor Pains.
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*damn Grammar Gestapo up in here*
I'm THE worst speller I know and too lazy to use Spellcheck half the time. I just do the ol (sp?) and hope THAT flies. Thank god I don't have write lengthy reports or anything, else I'd SO be screwed at work.
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You were the one who called the paps, you stupid cow. Don't act surprised. "See, I'm working! People do still want to work with me. Please hire me"
This Jason Segel guy with the Dracula Puppet kinda puts me in mind of the movie Dummy (2002), with Adrien Brody and Milla Jovovich... Just a little bit...
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Manimal5 and little_rasc: cannot tear myself away from here! lol.
Either way, I cringe when people use non-words, incorrect words or incorrect contexts!!
Bye for real! *crying*
Wow, she really needs to use spell check more often. Must be the booze induced haze.
@ Manimal5
I think "looser" is how people from Great Britain and Australia spell it. They're different from us US folks. :-)
Ooooh yes SeH, that one too. Even worse, 'nobody'!
argh!
Have a great day all, I'm out!
*much love & many hugs*
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 1:43pm.
SeH: thank you, I will look it up just to see his face of shame!
Well, it's like people that spell "looser" when they mean "loser" - that one punches me in the gut everytime I see it.
Or noone instead of no one.
Submitted by Grace Disful on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 1:10pm.
The word she was looking for was "infestations."
Took the words right out of my mouth. EWW!!!
SeH: thank you, I will look it up just to see his face of shame!
Well, it's like people that spell "looser" when they mean "loser" - that one punches me in the gut everytime I see it.