George Michael Loves To Cruise For Cock In The Woods, And He Doesn't Care What You Think About It!
In the beginning of an interview George Michael did with The Guardian, the interviewer writes about how these German girls waited for hours outside of his house to get his autograph. Well, the German girls should've disguised themselves as hairy leather daddies and hung out at Hampstead Heath. It only would've taken a few minutes for George Michael to show up to autograph their faces with the ink from his peen. That's because George just loves huntin' for park dick at Hampstead Heath when the weather is warm enough to keep his butt cheeks toasty.
George, who has an open relationship with his partner Kenny Goss, said, "The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. I'll do it on a nice summer even–ing. Quite often there are campfires up there. It's a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E'd off your tits shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed. DyaknowhatImean?"
Oh, I know what you mean, Georgie. You're a naturist. You just love the musty aroma of pine needles mixed in with ass sweat and foreskin fromage. It's potpourri for George Michael's hole.
Speaking of greenery, George Michael said that despite the claims that he's licking on crack rocks every chance he gets, his only current poison of choice is weed.
He said that he used to gobble up 25 joints a day, but he's down to 7 or 8 now. Okay, George should probably check his dealer's references, because if he needs 8 joints to keep him riding high on a green cloud, then he might be smoking catnip.
Finally, George had a message for Elton John. Elton has been telling the press that he's afraid for George's well-being. George's response is, "Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.' It's not going to happen. Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life. Look, if people choose to believe that I'm sitting here in my ivory tower, Howard Hughesing myself with long fingernails and loads of drugs, then I can't do anything about that, can I?"
"People want to see me as tragic with all the casual sex and drug-taking... those things are not what most people aspire to, and I think it removes people's envy to see your weaknesses. I don't even see them as weaknesses any more. It's just who I am."
HA! So basically, George is a forest fucking stoner who just wants everyone to get off his dick so he can smoke his joints and search for ass in peace. I can go along with that as long as George stays away from steering wheels.
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nothing against fudge packers,but wouldn't fecal matter dry on his unshaven face?
this just makes my soul beam with gay pride
who needs Dan Choi when we have guys like this?
I don't blame him. I like pot and sex in the woods, too. Reminds me of my high school days... ah, the memories.
This is sad. The man is talented but a wreck.
@ glitterkitty-
stfu! im a crazy shit house rat that will eat all your med's. (kinda nut's) in my dictionary mean's,(sad). so eat it!
george, hope you find some good cock in the woods. ever had pussy? it's worth a try and i've heard dick like's how the pussy feel. just imagine a man when you are fucking the shit outta my pussy!
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It's obvious he is desperate. That is really disturbing to hear that George has gone kinda nuts."
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er... why? Because he doesn't adhere to your definition of normal? Who gives a fuck if he wants to go suck some men off on HH? At least he is honest about it! Which is more than you can say about most Hollyweird starts. So what if he enjoys splifs, it is his life.
I love George, saw him live a few times. If he is happy and Kenny is happy then who are we to judge. I usually find people that worry so much about gay/hetero whatever sex to be kinda pathetic because surely you should only worry about your own sex life?
Go George! I love you and your honesty!
Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 9:41pm.
Man, I had NO gaydar back in the day...I was in grade 6 or 7 when Wham! broke up and I was devastated, lol.
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I love George, but this is kinda disturbing. I certainly hope he protects himself.
While reading this, I kept thinking of the scene in "Extras" where an old queen is cruising in the park and tells the Ricky Gervais character he's seen George Michael there. Then GM comes along and stops to chat with them. Too funny!
At least he is honest and that is more than I can say for Tiger Woods.
"Submitted by starfishing on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:13am.
It's obvious he is desperate. That is really disturbing to hear that George has gone kinda nuts."
My sentiments exactly.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:10am.
I don't know why he goes to Hampstead Heath. I went dog-walking there once and suddenly I got into this area where there were loads of old men just standing around by random trees looking horny. All old and gross. Surely George Michael can get any gold-digger he wants.
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It's obvious he is desperate. That is really disturbing to hear that George has gone kinda nut's.
I don't know why he goes to Hampstead Heath. I went dog-walking there once and suddenly I got into this area where there were loads of old men just standing around by random trees looking horny. All old and gross. Surely George Michael can get any gold-digger he wants.
We LOVE the photo - is Missy preparing to lick a particularly enticing hoop?!
We understand that the Beverly Hills T-room where Miss M Got popped for sausage sucking a few years back has been renamed "The George Michael Comfort Station".
I am not amused. I love this man since I was a teenager. Hes so talented and has sold millions of records. Why is his self esteem so low? He could get a disease from cruising, and the drugs are dangerous.
why are there people applauding his destructiveness?!
There are a lot of people who get off on the excitement and danger, George just happens to be one of them.
Man, I had NO gaydar back in the day...I was in grade 6 or 7 when Wham! broke up and I was devastated, lol.
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Wow, either I'm having a hypersensitive moment or these posts are vomit-inducing, MK!! George is a nasty old queen. Hurl.
Don't care if he's getting dick or puss, or joining a monastary.
Koko, that's what the old whores do when they can't bring 'em in anymore. Tons of money to be made right THERE.
Back in my old neighborhood we had a small sub-community (or whatever you want to call it) of leatherpeople. They used to meet up on Tuesday nights at this hole-in-the-wall diner I'd worked in. They were an interesting bunch. Didn't tip well though. ________________________________________________
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one of the best careers ever sounded like a dominatrix to me...the clients can't touch you, they are chained up or being whipped, paraded around, told how worthless they are, being forced to do dishes or clean house, any number of things and it is a mutual agreement where the dom is indulging THEM and BEING PAID FOR IT--no sex involved ! call me a whore but it always sounded like an easy gig to me!
Well rock out with your cock out, George.
Koko, musta been some good shit YOU were on, not all stepped on!
Back when I was what they used to call a "waitress" at this place called JoAnne's Chili Bordello, I had this foot-fetishist customer who used to drop scads of money on me just so I'd take off my heels and let him ogle my feet. Never touched me, never did anything pervy in the restaurant, he just wanted to ogle my feet. Now what the guy did AFTER he left was prolly another story, and something I don't wanna think about. I didn't give a shit, I just took his money and took off mah shooz! I was a young whore back then though...
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dude is seriously messed up
During the swine flu outbreak, George Micheal had guys cum on his elbow rather than his hands. Spreads less germs, true story.
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Georgie- you are so cool...
Ho's like him give the greatest interviews-
totally unlike the vapid,tedious boring so called celebrity twats around...
love his music too and those comments about Aunty Elton are hysterical!
totally like the vapid tedious
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 6:35pm.
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this guy i know is a complete whore for GIVING foot massages...he would probably do it for hours, eyes all rolled back in his head or as long as the E lasted...he tried to pull me into it one time,and it lasted for about 10 seconds because i was on coke and all manicky and chatty jumping from room to room and conversation to conversation. he would probably buy his own plane ticket for promises of E and feet...and on the plus(minus?) side he is average lookind and a bit hairy so no sexual tension!
Yeah this is the old, Okaaaaaaayyyyy!!! but don't come running to me when your all strung out and there's no place to go!
"he might be smoking catnip" ha!
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The war isn't working.
I doubt he lives through 2011.
Yeah Elton leave George alone. If he wants some strange dick in the woods while sharing a joint its his life.
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HA! So basically, George is a forest fucking stoner who just wants everyone to get off his dick so he can smoke his joints and search for ass in peace.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah whatever. What I wanna know is "when did George start wearing a toupee"?
The way I look at it is that Georgie boy must want to quit on his own and for himself, IF he is doing drugs. Elton should talk! That bitch had to hit beyond rock bottom before he decided to quit. Why is it all ex-addicts suddenly become the saviors for everyone else?
As for sexing in the woods, parks, bars, bookstores, whatever--bitches please! All queers do that! Since when did we become so high and mighty to pass judgement on that? And by the way, I would still hit Georgie boy and hard! But the bitch queen--I will pass--never found him attractive.
get E'd off your tits today!
I lurve George Michael. Stoners 4evah!
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Luxie is insane and liable to do anything right now. Just finished fighting the masses at Wizz Dickie, then whipping up supper for the eaters around here.
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kokoskitten, ah, could I maybe have the name of your foot-massaging friend? I can FIND some damn E to feed him. In MY 'hood, that'd be NO problem. They deal it all around here. I'm a whore for foot massages... In fact, I'd sell my momma's ass for one right about now. j/k
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WOOT Luxluv's E'd off her bra!!! Woohoo!
Ooooooh, watch out when these two old aunties get to bitch-slapping each other. They do the dozens and it ain't pretty. Bambi the Wood Nymph likes to give private performances in public parks and toilets and Elton prefers the back of a Bentley. Whatever. Elton's been out a lot longer than Bambi the Wood Nymph has so he has more credibility. But they're both over the hill and nobody wants to hear about their dicks. It's like Antarctica. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody wants to visit it.
@DD
in my experience, E makes (most) not all people all touchy feely (sometimes to the point of creepiness--i had one guy friend who would want to give all ladies in a mile radius a foot massage, i mean BEG for it). i had friends who would claim the best sex ever on it, eehhh i did it and it was same as always. NEVER would i touch the stuff again, the come down was suicidal for me! while i never waved a glowstick around i look back at pictures of my friends with pacifiers, candy necklaces, scented lotion, glitter, ravr jeans, and green hair and i am glad college days are over...does anyone do E anymore?
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Hell I respect him more than Tiger Woods. Atleast he is honest about what he wants...
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That's kinda odd... doesn't Ecstacy (sp) make a person amorous but not able to perform? I think I read about it a long time ago. Never tried it.
DD- that means you're really high on Ecstasy(E).