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Hey, Tem, it's my birthday, too. And happy birthday to my brother-in-law Ken and my friend Jan, also. December birthdays rock!

Frances Reid is not on this list. She turns 95 today. That's right. Go Alice Horton!

uh again with all the freakin saggytary sluts oh how great. but theres always been something about kirk douglas i didnt like......

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

Happy birthday, but jacket didn't suite him....!
sticker printing | folder printing

I still have a big thing for Malkovich. He seriously needs to be on Dexter. He'd be a great killer!

Happy Birthday Malkovich! I love his freak outs in movies.

JACKET FAIL!!

(HBD)

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 11:24am.

I love everyone on this list!!

*gets ladyboner*
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Weird. Me too. That's a nice feeling:)

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

I love Malkovich, but that is one OLD looking 56 year old.

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I want to build my world around you- tell you that it's true
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I love everyone on this list!!

*gets ladyboner*

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

@MizRo - Nope, just a fan of Benjamin Disraeli and Cream. LOL. I named my first Corgi Disraeli Ears after BD, the Cream album "Disraeli Gears," and the, um, Corgi ears.

But shalom back atcha, anyway. ;)

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Happy Birthday to Dancing With the Stars Champion Donny Osmond. Met him when I was 7 & got to kiss his cheek. Met him again when I was 30, & he signed the pic of me kissing him. A lovely man. Shame on you for not using his pic, MK!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Malkovich id yummy. At least he was..
Damn, getting old sucks.

Happy B-Day Tem & Evil Shoe!!

The late Anna Nicole Smith shared my birthday.

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Happy Birthday to Tem and EvilShoe!
Hope your week gets better, EvilShoe.

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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.

HB to Dame Judi Dench!

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Back for a bit....
Tem: happy birthday! December Sagitarius, nice. EDITED: Happy day to EvilShoe too!

Kirk Douglas WAS a not-so-wonderful man, truly; Natalie Wood had a problem with him and didn't want to work with him on "Devil's Disciple".

Douglas had sex for the 1st time with an older woman, at 15, and became jaded and cynical and "forceful" in his success.

Old Hollywood was a nightmare to some: men exerted and demanded favors. *ahem*

Disraeli_ears: uh-huh! Are you per chance Israeli? Ma shlom eh/ha?

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 9:59am.
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Happy Birthday, EvilShoe! I hope your day more than makes up for the past week...

Happy Birthday, Tem!

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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

John Malkovich. I love you. Happy birthday.

HB Tem! :)

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Christmas is around the corner!

Meh, add me to the birthday slut list. I'm having a miserable week too. :(

The upside is that I wasn't born the same day Shitney.

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:16am.
HB, John Malkovich! So creepy in an awesome way (just like Christopher Walken).
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Totally agree. Walken can give me the creeps anytime he wants :P
Wow, I didn't know that about Kirk Douglas, and he seemed to be a venerable oldman O.o
Jakob Dylan is 40?!?
Happy birthday Tem :)

Imogen Heap - fabulous. Joan Armatrading - my hero. John Malkovich - I'd love to sit at his feet for a while, preferably gagged and bound.

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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money

Happy birthday Felicity Huffman,Donny Osmond,Dick Van Patten,Kirk Douglas,Dame Judi Dench.

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It's mah birthday today too slut or no

Happy birthday to most of those sluts...especially Dame Judi...but not that lame-ass Jesse Metcalfe.

@MizRo: I am surprised, yet not, at the Kirk Douglas revelation...no wonder Michael is such a dick to women.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Starting my day with a head full of coconut oil! High hopes!
Jill-the-ripper: check out Dylan's video for Must Be Santa-it's great.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:33am.
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Hahaha...Morning O!
Thanks for the vid - it made me feel *this much* better as I'm looking out the window. ;D

I'm revising my list...all I want for Xmas is a snowblower.

OnT: Huh. Did not know that about Kirk/the Douglas clan.

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John Malkovich is the gayest person on the planet, and I think he's straight, too. He's fascinating.

Joan, ♫I love it when you CALL ME NAMES♫

Happy Birthday to all of them except Kirk, since MizRo says he is a rapist.

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You're stunned, I know. It's hard to believe isn't it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.

my eyes!! my eyes!! eek it's too early for the Don Cherry suit.

Mornin'all

this one's for C Word .. I feel yo pain Gurrl.. : )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQqW_NeY74&feature=fvw

And how can I forget Dame Judi? Loved her in Cranford.

Happy birthday to Jakob Dylan, a truly attractive man.
I about died last night when I saw a commercial for Bob Dylan's new Christmas album.
Ugh!

I know Albatross! It's been kept very quiet especially since many old Hollywood actors/actresses are no longer around.

He is thoroughly contemptable.

Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:25am.

Wow. I didn't know all that. How disgusting!

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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!

Albatross: many a starlet in the early days of his career... I have read so much on the Douglas family and the accounts of his forcing himself on young and naive starlets have been mostly suppressed due to times being different then.
He was disgustingly arrogant and took advantage of casting couches as forcible "dates". He is grotesque and taught (through actions and lifestyle) all his boys to disrespect women.

Michael Douglas, his just as despicable son, cheated on his first wife 1000 times that is why CZJ has the anti-cheating clause in her pre-nup.

I loathe the Douglas family.

John, Don Cherry called and he'd like his jacket back *winking at the Canucks*....

HB to John, Dame Judi, and the rest.

Morning dlisters - which one of you wants to help me shovel out the driveway?

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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

HB, John Malkovich! So creepy in an awesome way (just like Christopher Walken).

@ MizRo: Whom did Kirk Douglas rape??

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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!

Happy B-Day to Joel McHale's true love Dame Judi, Kirk, Dick, Buck, Michael, Joan, Felicity, Jakob, Jesse and Being John Malkovich.
Extra Special Birthday Wishes to Donny Osmond! When I was 'Sweet and Innocent' reading Tiger Beat they called it 'Puppy Love'. As time went on my heart was like a 'Yo-Yo', but Donny was a 'Soldier of Love' and Left it All Up To Me. He's still 'Sure Lookin' Good to Me' and I will love him til 'The Twelth of Never' (and that's a long, long time).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4NZYHxgpog or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlA-z0du1Pg&feature=fvw
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

I used to have a big thing for Malkovich too, and ClooneyisMahBoo I totally agree with you.

Felicity Huffman, Joan Armatrading, Michael Nouri, Beau Bridges, Dame Judi Dench, Dick Van Patten: happy birthday!

John Malkovich is soooo creepy to me.

Kirk Douglas can keel over and die for all I care, friggin' rapist.

wow, John Malkovich looks like a high school algebra teacher...scary!

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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.

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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.