Jocelyn On The Prowl
If you didn't make it to church today for whatever reason (examples: your big toe burned off when you stepped through the door, or there were armed guards waiting to block you at the entrance), you can worship at the altar of Jocelyn Wildenstein! Just like church, a few minutes with Jocelyn's picture will make you want to down an economy-sized jug of vodka from Costco. That's because her ethereal beauty is so intense, you'll need something stiff to calm your insides.
Here's Jocelyn sashaying through the streets of Miami on Friday night. You know, when I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures, I thought Lindsay Lohan had finally washed her hair and stole herself from sexy clothes from Cache. The truth is, if LiLo keeps injecting her lips with ultrasound gel, she'll look just like the beautiful Bride of Wildenstein in no time.
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i think she was beautiful, i don't know what went wrong with her........!
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i just want to apologize to her for what she did to herself....i'm sorry
this fucking bitch w/ the audacity to rock the leopard print shirt, as if we're still going along w/ the cat look in her face? She's so nasty...
That is so sad - ok maybe I'm hormonal - but I actually feel sorry for her. Only for a second tho - go on a diet cat woman you're getting fat.
@LuxLuv: Just curious is your mastiff male or female? I adopted a female mastiff at 6mths old and she wasn't socialized very well. I take her out for walks and to the park every single day but she's terribly skittish. Getting better but nothing like my very outgoing black lab or my shih tzu who likes to wonder into the other apartments in my building. Just wondering if any of this sounds familiar to you.
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Coma Caca!!
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Jocelyn Wildebeast
There's a part for her in the Twilight series. I'm sure of it!
She used to be a pretty woman.
O - lol! I gets confused, sometimes, with the quoting. DD's cat needs a beating.
I love mastiffs. I always used to say that to my pittie: Why can't you be a mastiff?! They're such GOOD dogs! ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
angel_i, it wasn't MY kitteh--I have hounds - that was DiamondDawg's kitteh, poor thing!
I have enough to handle as far as animals, with three dogs, one being a Mastiff! He's a lover-boy tho.
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"God make me good. But not yet."
hold me...I am scared....any time I even contemplate MAYBE getting something done...I look at her...and say not so much. This creature is horrific...and I heard all this shit she has done has cost her $4 million so far. Is there a reason her head is so big...did all the plastic surgery make it big...what a freak..
OMG LuxLuv. Your cat needs a beating.
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 7:12am.
Don't forget it's Pearl Harbor Day today. :(
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A salute for all the Veterans who died that day.
Side note: AMC is showing "From Here To Eternity". A classic.
How in the hay-ell did I miss THIS last night? Oh, that's right, I actually went to bed. Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:57pm.
This is fantastic! Just before coming here, I was Googling why my male unneutered cat has been trying to mount my arm and my head! He had a good bite on my arm, and then later, a good grip on my head. The caterwauling (sp) was indescribable. I thought he was in heat, but I went to a website that said "male cats don't go in heat you dumbass." Yesterday, he tried to do it to the dog and the dog wasn't havin' it. Growling and snarling ensued.
My cat is infinitely more gorgeous than Jocelyn could ever hope to be!
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Male animals do that to show dominance. You should get him a latex outfit and a wide selection of ball gags for xmas.
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LOL.
Are you serious?? He's such a BITCH to me. I adore him, give him EVERYTHING, and this is how he pays me back? By shredding my hands with his hungry lil claws?
Funny thing is when he's playing, he scratches me FIERCELY. I often have to call for help! But when he was trying to DO ME, his grip on my arm and head were gripping only to hold, not to puncture.
He's getting a visit to the vet for XMAS!
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So, this thread is tagged as open post?
Anyway, I've been out of town and missed all you whores! I met Pepaw Richards!!! (Denise Richards dad), he was VERY nice. He knows of Dlisted which was hilarious.
I just popped in to say hey, I'm going out of town again until Friday.
Don't forget it's Pearl Harbor Day today. :(
Later hookers!
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Christmas is around the corner!
I'd rather look at that lady that had her faced ripped off by a chimp. I'm serious. I find this cat lady much more disturbing.
She never fails to shock me. Why? What will she do as she ages and this all falls apart. Jocelyn over the years: http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/jocelyn-wildenstein.jpg
Submitted by The New Improve... on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:30am.
Okay. So now she has fucked up her face with plastic surgery why doesn't she FIX IT!
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Say that to a burn victim. She can take her cheek, forehead and chin implants out but the rest is ruined beyond repair.
Okay. So now she has fucked up her face with plastic surgery why doesn't she FIX IT!
Maybe I am stupid but I think she actually likes the way she looks. Otherwise why keep it?
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Submitted by Kelli B on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:54am.
i will never understand this shit...
imagine how normal, maybe even gorgeous she may have been without this crap done to her???
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oh no , is too good to let it go !!!!!!
ok just look at mah avie that is the right way !!
LOL!
no but seriously she was hot ,before trying to be a cat :(((
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yeah okay ........
http://www.flickr.com/photos/peaches2709/
i will never understand this shit...
imagine how normal, maybe even gorgeous she may have been without this crap done to her???
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hey !!!!!
i know that chartreuse is so wicked stuff , i like it with orange juice , do you want some???? * starts pouring another glass*
i am sooooo tired i am off to bed , take care ,see ya tomorrow !
xoxoxoxoxo
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yeah okay ........
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:16am.
shit is the damn chartreuse again ..............
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Hi Peach!
Luvs me some chartreuse....the only color named after a liquor. Best buzz.
uh????
DD where is audrey
Team V ?????????????????
shit is the damn chartreuse again ..............
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yeah okay ........
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vivienne westwood is "messy" hmmmmmmmmm like okay when has she ever been NOT messy , anyone sex pistols and westwood , malcolm mclaren ???????
yes , no ?????????
comme des garcons !!!!!!!!!!!! hell to the naw , Rei Kawakubo is the MOST important revolutionaire in fashion since ELSA SCHIAPARELLI !!!!!
i mean no Elsa , no Chanel , serious like that !
UNKLE KARL wouldn't approved , not cuz he is good mind you , but cuz he has tried to be chic and innovative since the age of 19 yet all he seems to get right is boucle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever ............
just ranting cuz fashion is important and not superficial , Ya'll !
i am off , no drinky , no peaches , pass out with yer tits out !
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 12:18am.
Careful, it's not politically correct to laugh anymore, protestors are already lining up outside NBC offices.
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Fuck that!
THEY CAN KISS MY SKINNY ASS!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 12:18am.
Careful, it's not politically correct to laugh anymore, protestors are already lining up outside NBC offices.
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i haven't begged a strange man in a long time, so i may be out of practice, but please, don't start posting about this beast. i already have a hard time sleeping.
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Submitted by karmaskull on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:07pm.
Omigod, I forgot about "Nefertiti"!! I think she had so much surgery her hairline was practically on the crown of her head!! Makes my fivehead look teeny tiny....I usually check out awfulplasticsurgery.com
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I love that site! BRB...
eta: ZOMG! JEWEL'S BOOBS!!!! Did she also have a nose job done along the way?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:57pm.
This is fantastic! Just before coming here, I was Googling why my male unneutered cat has been trying to mount my arm and my head! He had a good bite on my arm, and then later, a good grip on my head. The caterwauling (sp) was indescribable. I thought he was in heat, but I went to a website that said "male cats don't go in heat you dumbass." Yesterday, he tried to do it to the dog and the dog wasn't havin' it. Growling and snarling ensued.
My cat is infinitely more gorgeous than Jocelyn could ever hope to be!
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Male animals do that to show dominance. You should get him a latex outfit and a wide selection of ball gags for xmas.
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LOL.
Are you serious?? He's such a BITCH to me. I adore him, give him EVERYTHING, and this is how he pays me back? By shredding my hands with his hungry lil claws?
Funny thing is when he's playing, he scratches me FIERCELY. I often have to call for help! But when he was trying to DO ME, his grip on my arm and head were gripping only to hold, not to puncture.
He's getting a visit to the vet for XMAS!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 8:33pm.
Another freak of nature.
She's 69 according to Wikipedia, and she still thinks she's a sex kitten.
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69?!??!
I wonder if she went to the same whack plastic surgeon as Priscilla Presley in South America who injected her with industrial grade silicone?
I wouldn't be surprised if some of JW's injections have migrated to her hands, as well as the rest of her body. I wonder what she looks like nekkid?
Omigod, I forgot about "Nefertiti"!! I think she had so much surgery her hairline was practically on the crown of her head!! Makes my fivehead look teeny tiny....I usually check out awfulplasticsurgery.com just to see what the celebrities have done to themselves.....I keep forgetting about the freaks...
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? "
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:57pm.
This is fantastic! Just before coming here, I was Googling why my male unneutered cat has been trying to mount my arm and my head! He had a good bite on my arm, and then later, a good grip on my head. The caterwauling (sp) was indescribable. I thought he was in heat, but I went to a website that said "male cats don't go in heat you dumbass." Yesterday, he tried to do it to the dog and the dog wasn't havin' it. Growling and snarling ensued.
My cat is infinitely more gorgeous than Jocelyn could ever hope to be!
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Male animals do that to show dominance. You should get him a latex outfit and a wide selection of ball gags for xmas.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 7:50pm.
LOL,,, I love Jo, she lives 3 blocks from me on 64th street and I have actually partied with her at a couple of high end gay events, believe it or not as scary as she may look, underneath all that horrible plastic surgery Jo is a very vulnerable and incredibly sweet person, also a huge gay rights supporter.
You guys should really see her when she hangs around her posse of disfigured plastic surgery beauties. It;s like an accident you just can't stop looking away from.
by the way , she lives across the street from Ivanna Trump, and three buildings away from Donatella Versace, talk about a great neighborhood freak show.
Go team Jo!
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SO, IS THE WILDENSTEIN SHE'S MARRIED TO PART OF THE SAME WILDENSTEINS OF PARIS WHO AUTHENTICATE MONET PAINTINGS?
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 10:45pm.
she makes me purrr...ok, no she doesn't. she makes me yowl... like the cats fighting outside my bedroom window last night.
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That, my dear friend, is called CATERWAULING!!
cat·er·waul (ktr-wôl)
intr.v. cat·er·wauled, cat·er·waul·ing, cat·er·wauls
1. To cry or screech like a cat in heat.
2. To make a shrill, discordant sound.
3. To have a noisy argument.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/caterwaul
This is fantastic! Just before coming here, I was Googling why my male unneutered cat has been trying to mount my arm and my head! He had a good bite on my arm, and then later, a good grip on my head. The caterwauling (sp) was indescribable. I thought he was in heat, but I went to a website that said "male cats don't go in heat you dumbass." Yesterday, he tried to do it to the dog and the dog wasn't havin' it. Growling and snarling ensued.
My cat is infinitely more gorgeous than Jocelyn could ever hope to be!
she makes me purrr...ok, no she doesn't. she makes me yowl... like the cats fighting outside my bedroom window last night.i am into the sexy gold linked leopard top..HOT
Can you imagine what she has done to the pussy cat downstairs!
Well, one thing you can say about this creature, at least she doesn't look old! (Except for her hands. And probably her real hair).
She doesn't look human, and she doesn't look young, but she doesn't look old.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"Catfish" - hahaha!
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♪ and she did ``this``` to her face on purpose???
Fucking idiot!!
Did you know, there's a musical about her - http://web.me.com/imarsian/BrideOfWIldensteinTheMusical/Welcome.html
(by my pal marsian!)
I literally SHUDDERED in fear when her picture opened up on my monitor. EEK!! I am still shaking.
A couple of years ago, I was in an apple computer store and I saw a girl who looked EXACTLY like that the sculpture of queen nefertiti. She was about 5 feet tall as well.
Fuurrrrreakky!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 9:13pm.
@ karmaskool
There are other people like this cat woman. A few months ago Michael K had a post about a woman who had numerous plastic surgeries to look like Nefertiti. She even behaves like she's an Egyptian Queen. And her whole face is butchered.
Her body doesn't look as ugly as her face, but I just had a horrible thought--does a tiger pudd'n look different than a human one, and has she had that re-done?