Monday, December 7th 2009
Vadge's Face Is Starting To Settle Down Now
Vadge left Baby Jesus with the sitter last night to attend a screening of Tom Ford's A Single Man at MOMA in NYC last night.
Maybe Tom Ford's hotness is temporarily blinding me a little or the thought of sticking my tongue in that martini has put me in a good mood, but I actually think Vadge looks good. I feel your side-eyes burning through my pores already.
I also might think that because Sunset Blvd. is one of my favorite movies, and Vadge looks like she spends her nights serenading dead monkeys and seducing screenwriters into penning her grand return to the silver screen. Yeah, that's probably it.
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Tom Ford is byooteeful.
Vagina + Madge (Madonna's nickname) = VADGE!!
IDK, but I think Michael K., our intrepid leader, was the first to say it.
Are you Vadge? If so, step off, bitch!!
If not, welcome to The D!
When did the name Vadge start being used and what's it mean?
That smile pic is terrifying.
How it's done I have no idea, but you just know that she dye her roots black.
Ever since "The Smurfs" went off the air, I'd wondered what happened to Vanity and Chlorhydris. And now here they are.
I think Tom Ford is a vampire...that motherfucker has looked the same for the last 15 years at least...always deliciously fuckable though...I could use a 3some with him and Andy Cohen just about NOW! LOL
I hope this movie is good...Juliane Moore is in it. Can't wait to see her.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Vadge is starting to look like a cross between Faye Dunaway and an OLDER Marlene Dietrich...Marlene being one of the people she's copied in the past...so I do nto put it past her going to a surgeon and ordering the installation of Marlene-inspired cheek implants...the dark roots however have always been Vadge's signature look. I thought that by now she could afford more frequent roots touch ups.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
What's Andy Cohen doing there?????? I think Madonna is finally starting to look her age...
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Her face looks like it's been stretched to it's limit. Her nose looks pointy.
I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to be in her company. I bet she's insane and makes everyone around her miserable.
Those cheekbones are simple horrible, you could almost see the implants.
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And I love how she colors her roots black. This woman is the devil! HAHAHAHHAHA!
"So, Madge...how was Malawi"
"Great...how was the asshole bleach, you pickle chugger"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:03pm.
Even if only for the monkey in the background.
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LMAO! I love me some Madge. Except when she thinks she's an actress. Makes me want to reach at my grandma's "chinelas" and smack her expensively maintained face.
Oh come on people, she looks good for her age (543)!
She looks fanfuckintastic when she tilts her face down 48 degrees than clocks it 5 degrees left. Exactly.
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Did I st-st-stutter?
Puffy muppet is a great description. She looks bizarre, and even worse when she smiles! Yeaaaaccchhh! It's so obvious she's had work, and appears to have asked for the upsize in everything. A good lesson to all of us over 40.
Tom Ford is always fuckable. poor Madge is not aging gracefully. her appearance from Britney: On the Record still gives me night terrors. absolutely beat.
I cannot fathom why or how I used to idolize this vapid hag. I wish I could have every cent back that I used to line this old whore's pockets. While I will never get it back I at least have the satisfaction of knowing she looks ridiculous with her botched facial plastic surgery.
Either the spackle makeup is working, or Vadge has actually gained a few pounds, which has softened her otherwise-hatchet face (you know the old adage: "A couple of pounds on her hips would look better on her face").
And sorry, but I think Ford looks like a thinner, better-dressed, better-groomed Dave Matthews. As in, not hot at all.
Yeesh, I dunno, I would love to get a facelift when I hit 48 or so, but if a rich powerful mofo like Madonna can't get natural results, whaddya think would happen to a poor shmo like me? Plastic surgery is still too unsophisticated right now. At least nose jobs have evolved---think of the shaved Jackson noses of the 80s compared with the sleek Jolie/Halle/Alicia Keys noses of today. I think it'll take a few more decades for surgeons to figure out how to make a person look natural. Madonna just looks like a puffy muppet to me. And yeah, I'm pretty sure she wasn't happy with her initial results, so I feel for this control freak.
Wow she looks like a fucking hag, she is not aging gracefully at all. And why is the wannabe Jew wearing a cross, I can't believe how much I used to love her as a kid and how much I now despise this greedy, Black Baby Buying hag!
i will never forgive you for leaving Gucci, Tom!
Thanks for the shades, tho!
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Whatever else you might say, this picture is a keeper.
Even if only for the monkey in the background.
Totally iconic.
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Yuck, that star fucker who turned Bravo all gay is in one of the pictures. He looks all oily. He's probably cumming in his pants being that close to Madonna.
I have seen her look better, like when a little while back she had some magnificent skin procedure done...I am not really impressed with her face here.
Haha I love Sunset Blvd. I could totally see Madge grieving over a dead monkey in a tiny coffin.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Sunset Boulevard is one of my all-time favorites! That movie was so ahead of its time. I went to see Precious yesterday and it was SO GOOD, too. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Harsh, though.
@ Green Tea latte
OMG, you're totally right! I confused Tom Ford with Mark Jacobs. They do look somewhat similar. ;-)
@lil_rasc
although youre correct that Tom Ford is ghey. The man youre describing with the skirts and hot latino hubby is Marc Jacobs
Madonna will always look like the crypt keeper to me.
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Honey, if we had her money and access to the best surgeons, we'd all look good. She had a lower face lift, her eyes done and cheek implants along with lots of filler. Her young jizz is a help too, she's getting laid a lot and she is glowing.
Sibsi, good morning! I'm running back and forth, in between *shit* over here.
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I'm sorry. I heart Vadge. She looks good. He looks good, and it was best that she left Jesus at home. No sense putting him through an impromptu 'audition' with Tom. It would only lead to heartache.
One can apply lippy by using this guy's forehead as a mirror.....
Sibsi lol I said the same thing
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
hey DD, did you make it in one piece???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Why, of course he did :D
His eyes are looking rather speshul...
Miss Ford has also had a bit of 'work done'.
Discuss!
I love to hate Vadge, but I can't hate on this look she's got going here. She looks so 'fresh.'
Like She ate a bunch of babies last night and used some placenta based foundation/cream.
Did Vadge allow her little sister Miss Ford to rim Baby Jesus?
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 11:00am.
DiamondDawg, according to wiki he's got a boyfriend he's been with for eons.
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Thanks, Dementa. I've already received the bad news (for a straight gal, that is).
Ok! Can we tolk about Tigers Woods now please?
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:58am.
@ DiamondDawg
Tom Ford is NOT straight. He is always followed everywhere with his Latin American fiance/husband, that bearded guy who always wears trouser-shorts and dark socks with oxfords and displaying his hairy legs.
Tom Ford himself is very fond of wearing skirts on red carpet.
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LOL! thx, little_rasc! He's still HOT while Vadge withers by his side.
Love MK's Sunset Blvd./Norma Desmond reference. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
DiamondDawg, according to wiki he's got a boyfriend he's been with for eons.
@ DiamondDawg
Tom Ford is NOT straight. He is always followed everywhere with his Latin American fiance/husband, that bearded guy who always wears trouser-shorts and dark socks with shoes and displaying his hairy legs.
Tom Ford himself is very fond of wearing skirts on the red carpet.
"One thing you can't hide, is when you're crippled inside...."
Oh, and, TF looks like he's pretending to be Ryan Reynolds. Sorry Tom.
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
Submitted by LuxLuv on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:25am.
But I'll prolly just end up looking like Linda Hunt.
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Oh no you DINT!!!! LOL! She was on tee vee last week and I asked the BH what her name was. The only thing we could both manage was "The Year of Living Dangerously".
After seeing millions of old people in 5 different states lemme just say.... TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN!! You can be pulled tighter than a fresh drum, but you're still going to be wearing turtle necks, long sleeved blouses, and pants. Hopefully, you won't also be falling into the gutter with your $5,000 purse as I saw a similarly described woman in New Orleans do on Halloween night in the Quarter.
TOM FORD IS SEXSAY HOT. Is he straight? Not that it really matters. He's bitchin'!!
I agree, Vadge looks ok.
i think she leaves her teefs like that because it makes her feel more British
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown