The Photoshop Awards: The "Keeping Up With The Kardassians" Promo Ad
The Photoshop faeries spent way too much time trying to de-beast Khloe Kardashian when they should've focused on erasing Kourtney's "fuckme" eyes while flashing her fetus-filled stomach. WHY?! If this was an ad for fetish escorts, then I'd understand, but this is the last thing I want to see when I haven't even finished my second cup of coffee. Screw the leche, just dump a spoon full of boric acid in there.
Who does Kourtney work for, because she's definitely trying to destroy us all. Most of us have already damaged our ear drums from fucking them with a chop stick while listening to her go on and on about every gory detail of her pregnancy. And now she does this?!
Even a pregnant belly isn't going to stop Kourtney from looking at us like we're a hard dick or a trigger happy pap.
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What defines her fame besides her ass,tits,skimpy outfits? And black Penises? Kim Kardashian=Common slang for a yeast infection. .................. Get it? Might take you 5 mins but LOL
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If you'd like an idea for The Photoshop Awards, go check out the ads for the new perfume "Wanted" featuring Demi Moore. WTF? Demi's the hotness she doesn't need all that airbrushing!
Fucking trash skanks.
I'm sure that their dead father is real proud.
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"Her prego sister should just squat and drop that kid on live TV since they're such media whores." HAHAHAHA love it!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
sadly, their mother probably is proud because she seems like a total idiot herself. i am so sick of hearing about this trash no talent family.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Their parents must be so proud.
Is it me or is Kim actually in the background? If I were a betting girl, i would say a new LEAKY sex tape is sure to follow.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
lmao at whoever called khloe "hot sasquatch". amazing.
I didn't realize shapewear was sexy. I apologize to my great aunt for not listening to her about the joys of girdles..
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what is this? the Betty Page sisters?
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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what does them being in lingerie have anything to do with the show? I'm totally confused. Are they shooting in the playboy mansion or something? I feel really, really sad for Kourtney, she's so pathetic with her abusive cheater boyfriend and now she has to take these humiliating pictures?
WTF totally unnecessary.
These women should be mortified. Shameless self-promotion has rarely offended as much as this horrific photo.
I'm all about pregnancy being beautiful and everything but this is just all sorts of wrong. And what the hell is going on with Kim? She looks...more odd than usual. They could all stand to put on an article of clothing or two.
Why are they wearing so little clothes? The Xmas garb makes me hate the holidays even more. It's odd though, Kim's body looks different here than that pic of her all orange sucking in her gut so hard her head looks like a white balloon about to fly away. Her ass is her best feature.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Who watches these clowns?
I'm just happy there's no pic of Blohan's ass on here.
Go Kim, it might be fat but at least you have one.
I love you xxyz, but i WILL punch you if it will get you to stop watching this shit! :)
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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
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I don't know which is more pathetic: your claim to fame being a sex tape and a giant ass that likes to get pissed on, or being famous only for being the less attractive sister of said giant ass.
"What a difference a year makes"?????
You mean they weren't ugly trashy whores before now??? wow.....
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Trash, pure trash.
Someone needs to stop these whoas.
Is the one on the bottom supposed to be the Abominable Snowman?
@Husbands_and_Wives
Sometimes it just happens that way. I'm like a foot taller and have different skin/hair coloring than my sister, too...even though we come from the same parents. I know how Khloe feels, except I'm much thinner than her :)
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@xxyxz: Well, hello, bootiful! Long time no see!
'3' is a perfect song for these hos. or even Piece of Me. Anyone of them squeaky Britney songs;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:25pm.
as I read your post.. I have Brit's 3 song song stck in my head...
thanks!
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I know I can't be the ONLY Dlister that watches this shit
I ended up staring at this while I'm slurping on my soup over here and I can hear the announcer:
It all started with Kim's fat ass. But she's getting old and growing fugly so now we're focusing on those other red hot Karadassians:
Kourtney! The hot, little slut that could be fucking YOU next! Just as soon as she drops that kid and and wises up about that douchebag Scott!
And Khloe! Who almost looks like a woman now and got married to prove it! See what she does to Kim next on her rampage of insecurity!
And don't miss our countdown on Kendall! There's only thirteen hundred and ninety-seven days 'til she's legal!
Don't miss it! All here on the Triple 6 - Fuck It, Let's All Just Go To Hell Network!
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Yea, work it out hos. Mommy and Daddy have plastic surgeon's bills to pay.
Please MK, refrain from giving these annoying hos free publicity unless one of them come up with another sex tape.
I seriously want to punch/roundhouse,then hook kick anyone who watches these fucking whores. It is your fault these assholes are in my face!
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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
- Lauryn Hill
These gals have no shame to their game -- whatever it may be cause they are famous for what again?
Seriously! They are famous because......
My guess, it's the devils doing since their dad is down there for throwing away the bloody knife OJ killed his wife with.
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No, Kourtney. No. Just no.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 12:31pm.
Damn, the Yeti actually shaved.
Her prego sister should just squat and drop that kid on live TV since they're such media whores.
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LMAO!!
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I got nuthin'
that is just awful.
No.
I hate television! why is this show still on!?
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I got nuthin'
DAMN, which one is the pregnant one?
they are all the same
Coma Caca!!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Megan_ on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:18am.
kim looks like shes about to whip her dick out
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Okay that made me bust out LOLin=))
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NOT funny! Cuz she also looks like she's fixin' to slap us with it.
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
@ iHeartHaters lol! Khole is a hot sasquatch !
oh GOD NO.
what a fucking joke.
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It took me a little while to discover
Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
- Lauryn Hill
Damn, the Yeti actually shaved.
Her prego sister should just squat and drop that kid on live TV since they're such media whores.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Haha...Kim's body looks kind of ick...It must be so frustrating to keep having your waist disappear while meanwhile your ass just looks even more dumpy & gigantic.
Whores.
Is Khloe adopted or does she have a different father? Why are her sisters like 5'1 with very dark brown eyes and black hair but she's like 5'10 with green eyes and light brown hair? Can someone explain that?
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
We're being punk'd right, right?!
Forget The Photoshop Awards, Khloe's ape-specialist waxer deserves the real props here!
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WHY?!?!?! This is so classy! No, wonder parts of the world hates America because we pollute our minds and media with this crap, UGH!
this looks like the cover of a "Filthy Fuckers" porno.
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, WHORES.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Simply putrid.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:37am.
Gawd, this looks like the ho ads in Vegas...you know, the ones they press into your 18-year-old's hands as he walks down the Strip.
It DOES!
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