Monday, December 7th 2009

Suri Drags It Up In Spain

You know, I'm beginning to think that Tommy Girl is living vicariously through his 3-year-old daughter. Every night, Tommy Girl cuddles up with his L. Ron Hubbard real doll while dreaming of pirouetting through the parks of Sevilla, Spain in a ruffly pink Flamenco dress, Minnie Mouse's ho stroll heels and plastic clip-on earrings.

Since David Miscavige would confiscate his Hubbard real doll if he did this in real-life, he sends Suri out to do instead. When Tommy gets home, he spends hours Photoshopping his head over Suri's body, so he can live out his dream through pictures! True story.

Anyways, here's Tommy, Suri and that weepy robot giant strolling through Sevilla yesterday afternoon.

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i must say,she is cute........!
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This is very late to say but I'm old enough to remember that Tom Cruise had breast cancer back when he was first married to Mimi Rogers. I also very clearly recall that it was mooted in the press at the time that he'd suffered or was expected to suffer sterility by medical experts as a result because both the cancer and it's treatment were particularly aggressive.

This definitely happened and it was always the reason I assumed he'd never had children with Nicole Kidman. I'm sure Kidman had fertility treatment for the birth of her daughter but it was always odd to me that she'd never had something similar with him. I can only assume that she didn't because, quite obviously, being pregnant would require her having a sperm donor other than Cruise and she wasn't prepared to do that.

Also, while it's always difficult to say one can establish a child's parentage based on merely looking at them, in my experience and observation, you can ALWAYS pick up something of both parents in a child's face. Sometimes very obviously, other times in a very nuanced way. But ALWAYS there will be something of both parents. I have looked and looked at this child - and I personally don't give a shit whether Cruise is or isn't her father - but I genuinely can not see a single thing about him in her. Nothing.

So. I'm not one for conspiracy theories usually but people questioning all this seems entirely reasonable to me. It's not a bad thing he's sterile or what have you or even if she cut some kind of deal to be his very expensive incubator (ok, no, that is a bad thing) but what I don't like is the way this all seems to stink of some elaborate cover-up. It smacks of trying to make Cruise look like some untouchable demi god and that fucks me off.

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I'm still convinced that Suri's real father is Chris Klein...

The dress I can live with b/c it's Spain and they have pretty/frilly dresses, but WTF is up with the enormous dangling earrings??

I'm 33 and don't allow MYSELF to wear big ass earrings like that. Are they trying to speed up her growth and maturity so she's in breeding age by 14???

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I dont think Suri looks like the Cruise side at all which includes his mom & a pic I have seen of one of his sisters...They all seem to have long noses & faces, thin lips & their eyes are too close together. Suri doesnt have any of those features, she is definitely more like Katie.

That poor kid is going to be so fucked up. I can hardly wait until some let's the truth out about Tommy's private life. Not rumors, gory details.

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Ok, seriously, what the hell is that child wearing? And if it's cold enough for a coat why is Katie wearing crotch shorts? These people frustrate me to no end...

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oh, i commented another site. this one is so handsome. Her blog and photos were found at a dating site ageromance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

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Suri is such a beautiful little girl. She has such a feisty/diva nature to her, which on anyone else would be off putting, but on her is both charming and appropriate. I CANNOT picture her being compliant. Just looked back at old dlisted posts on Suri, she was always been pretty but has heavily improved with age. She will be a stunner, and surprisingly I find her more appealing in individuality of spirit ( as much as one can get through a picture) and beauty than Shiloh, whom looks so blase and bored. Maybe Shiloh will be more beautiful in time but the mischiveous zeal Suri seems to radiate is more pretty and charming like an elf child.

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Again no fucking jacket on that kid yet everyone around her has one on.

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joanne's picture

Poor Suri. Don't they have childrens services in Hollyweird? A rag mag had a story about him being sterile awhile ago but the rags aren't that reliable anyway.

MrPossumsMama's picture

That kid has a look in her eye like a 50 year old woman locked on a psych ward. She is gonna be biiiiig trouble in another 10-12 years.

What kind of Carmen Miranda reject do they have her in!? LOL! They could have at least put some matching shoes on this tiny old woman, ha!

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Miserable looking brat. Almost as miserable looking as her dreary mother.

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robrr1118 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 3:45pm.
I dont get the age conspiracy theories based on Suri being so "big for a 3 year old" Tom is 5'6" (5'8" with his lifts) and Suri comes to a little past his waist putting her at maybe 3'4" or so which would put her in the 70th percentile for her age. If she was really 6 months older she would be below average height. Doesn't make much sense to me

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They are based on Suri being large and the fact that Tom can't have kids.
I don't know where you got your stats, but 37 inches is the average height for a 4 year old acording to this chart. Also 40 inches is the average for a 5 year old. Average height is somewhat of an opinion. But she is closer to the average height of a 5 year old if you use this chart:

http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/height-weight-teens.shtml

Anyways I am done with this subject.

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Submitted by Mel on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:29pm.
Look at these Katie Holmes Baby Bump pics.

Does that look normal to you?

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2006/04/05/talk_about_a_bump.p...
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OMG...I had forgotten about this weird-ass picture. Completely and totally fake...she had already given birth by then.

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I totally had same outfit 20 years ago!
dun see any problems? This kid basically lives off from hotel to trailer to hotel with her parents...when else would she dress up ? Leave suri alone!
Any 5-6 year old girl likes clip ons and 80s prom dresses !
Jesus u people over assume everything aren't y'all

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Tommy girl is such a troll. He and his fake family are insulting to the human race.

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I dont get the age conspiracy theories based on Suri being so "big for a 3 year old" Tom is 5'6" (5'8" with his lifts) and Suri comes to a little past his waist putting her at maybe 3'4" or so which would put her in the 70th percentile for her age. If she was really 6 months older she would be below average height. Doesn't make much sense to me

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Suri is so cute, but that dress is a bit much for a casual walk around Sevilla. It's not even close to Xmas or any of their festivals. She really runs that family, doesn't she?

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She's so gorgeous. I wouldve loved playing dress up with such fabulous clothes and accessories when I was little. I'm referring to Suri btw, not her daddy.

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Tammy is also wearing rouge!

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Submitted by lara on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 2:13pm.
lol the birth conspiracies again? how was katie supposed to hide her 6 month baby bump when she was always photographed with tom..on oprah..blah blah. with the technology they have today, photogs are always the first to spot a baby bump. hell, how many times has jen anniston been pregnant just because she eat a good lunch?
you can totally see when she got pregnant katie's face bloated. common sense, people, use it!
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We aren't saying she wasn't pregnant, genius, just that she did not give birth when they claimed she did.

Oh, and BTW, I carried small my entire pregnancy and the day before I gave birth I looked maybe 6 months max.

Also, I thought you avoided these threads because you didn't like the comments about Suri?

@ 12:57pm.

Hey, you make me laugh!!!!

sorry : mean ridiculous

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You are so right!!
The baby-bump is riduculous. Shame on her!!

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I guess if you have shitloads of money, you can mentally abuse your kids all you want! It's only the "poor" people who have to raise their children like NORMAL adults do...

That poor child will need more therapy than all the people in Jonestown combined 5 times over.
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Why do they trot her around like she's a gift to the pedos of the world? Why???

Also, in that bump pic, I think the wind is blowing up her top a little.

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I really doubt Suri is Tom's and it makes sense. I believe the timeline is wrong but also it explains why Katie has some sort of bargaining power right now should Tommy demand a second alien baby or when her contract is up. I remember them getting together and she actually declared she was a virgin (yah....) and then BAM she was knocked up. So you save yourself for marriage, throw that out of the window to have sex with ellen degeneres' dark haired sister before marrying it and falling pregant. All in a month?> They announced it and the next pics were of Katie at a football match (soccer for the US-ers) looking 5 months gone. No way. And then vanishing and coming back with a pillow? Nah uh. These people believe we stem from aliens.... so a fake pregnancy will be a doddle for them.

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Is it only me but this whole trio needs to wash their hair!!!! What greasy bastards!!!! Tom can Pay Katie 75 mil to have a frozen test tube Scientology Baby Jesus, but can't they afford some hair shampoo for oily hair???? WTF

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I keep remembering that story of how Tom followed Katie into the ladies' room when she was pregnant, and no one else was allowed in there at the same time. And that they put up some kind of curtain or barrier at the entrance to the ladies' room, so nobody could see them go in and out.

The whole thing has been fucking bizarre from the beginning.

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lol the birth conspiracies again? how was katie supposed to hide her 6 month baby bump when she was always photographed with tom..on oprah..blah blah. with the technology they have today, photogs are always the first to spot a baby bump. hell, how many times has jen anniston been pregnant just because she eat a good lunch?
you can totally see when she got pregnant katie's face bloated. common sense, people, use it!

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I know this will not come as a surprise to anyone and it may sound heartless and cruel, but I don't care if these 3 drop off the face of the Earth.

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You know, I never saw Tom as one of those faggy pageant dads but now...can totally see him telling Suri to smile big and pop her hips to the judges.

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This poor baby is a little hot mess. It's like she is being raised by wolves.(Very rich, over indulgent wolves.) It's so obvious Tom and Katie have no concept on how to raise a child.

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OMG - she had three boobies!
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2006/04/katie-holmes-baby...

Seriously tho - I'm just looking around at bump pics...

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dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:27pm.

YES! I was never comfortable! But even now, Katie seems to dress inappropriately for the weather a lot of the time. Seems like she's always in long sleeves or jackets/coats. I still wonder if she isn't man(woman?)handled & using the sleeves to cover bruises.

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She does make odd choices with her outfits.

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The shoes...the dress...

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DQ♥♥ That image!!! Bwahahahaha! wtf is that, one of those beds that folds out of the wall? FAIL.

This family does not own shampoo. Yuck.

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No matter who is the daddy...that kid must be so spoiled that they don't enforce any 'normal parenting' rules- again, no coat while everyone else is bundled up. She did manage to take a few steps on her own at least...until she got carried again! And the shoes....sure, kids love 'dress up' and playing in fancy dresses and shoes, but when it is time to go out you dress for the weather in appropriate clothing. Tough if the kids doesn't like it, that is part of the job of parenting, teaching some rules of behavior....

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How much you wanna bet that Suri is wearing a thong, purchased by Tom, under that Flamenco dress?

hassia's picture

I have something which, which goes right with this theme.
http://www.urban-society.de/2009/12/04/christian-lacroix/

Should be cheaper now. Or Cruise could invest.

Mel's picture

OOps sorry for multiple post.

Mel's picture

Look at these Katie Holmes Baby Bump pics.

Does that look normal to you?

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2006/04/05/talk_about_a_bump.p...

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:24pm.

YES! I was never comfortable! But even now, Katie seems to dress inappropriately for the weather a lot of the time. Seems like she's always in long sleeves or jackets/coats. I still wonder if she isn't man(woman?)handled & using the sleeves to cover bruises.
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Suri looks like she's old enough to pass 3rd grade, I LOL'ed at her being half the height of Tommy Girl, and where the hell are the rest of Katie's pants?

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A Hubbard Real DOll!!!! Ugh!!!

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Thumbnail #5: Cute lesbian couple oblivious to the demon child they are creating.

p.s. I always thought she looked like Tom but she does also look like Josh Harnett....