Dreamboat Arrested For Attacking A Ford Fiesta
Dreamboat Doherty should just walk around with his wrists already in cuffs and a mug shot and fingerprint sample in his pocket. It would make every cop's life a lot easier.
Dreamy continued his lifelong goal of getting arrested in every city in the world by getting busted by the cops in Berlin on Saturday morning. NME reports that Dreamy was partying with his friends at a bar, when he suddenly decided to throw a beer bottle out the window. The bottle hit the back window of a Ford Fiesta, breaking it. Someone called the police.
He was taken down the station, held for three hours and then released.
I started to think to myself, "Who in the dick would throw a delicious bottle of beer at an innocent Ford Fiesta?!", but then I realized who I was talking about. Dreamy probably thought the Ford Fiesta was giving him a side-eye (which they always are, right?) or honking trash about him. Poor Ford Fiesta. They are the least-threatening cars ever. They are the baby bunny rabbits of cars.
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i think he is caught.......!
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 8:57pm.
@ jacots
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THAT HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST SPAM EVER !!!!!!!!!!
FUCK IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKES SENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP IT COMING
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@ jacots
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
THAT HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST SPAM EVER !!!!!!!!!!
FUCK IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKES SENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP IT COMING
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He is so handsome. Her blog and photos were found at a dating site ageromance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
How the hell do people like him continue to get laid?!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!? What about that creature screams "unforgettable toe-curling sexy times you tell your friends about to make them jealous"?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
"Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:40pm.
On topic : I bet this creep Doherty smells and his week-old underwear has skidmarks and yellow stains on it. :-( "
The technical term for such a pair of crackie's under crackers like Pete's would be, 'brown back, yellow fronts'
how is this guy alive?
you'd think he'd drown in the grease and slime he excretes
Sewer Creature!!
D:
kitties <3
Why does he have a nail file in his hat? His fingers are so covered in dirt.
LOL@Ford Fiesta...I never thought of them being so innocent...most of them do have a bunch of stuffed animals lining the back window...why do people do that anyway?
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
LuxLuv: I was disappointed when I found out too for the exact same reason - Ithought I was being healthy. At least my accompanying veggies were healthy!
Salmon is still the best of all and if you like white fish, halibut is the best choice.
@MizRo - DAMN! And here I thought I was bein' all healthy. So much for THAT! Well, it went down good anyway. I'm waiting for the dogs to start farting. I don't smoke around them, too dangerous. For ALL of us.
*burp*
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Submitted by Mama Moore on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:49pm.
Thanks Angel!
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You're welcome:)
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"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
little_rascal, the hounds loved the crap out of that fish--I just broiled it up plain, no butter or salt or anything *unhealthy*.
But for ME--I ate mine like it was one of those nasty-ass fish sammiches you can get on any corner bodega in Baltimore. I'm "skreet" like dat. j/k
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"God make me good. But not yet."
Oh my... hello everyone and I have some bad news regarding tilapia: they are farm raised and full of bad fats. It is one of the worst types of fish to eat nowadays.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:44pm.
MAMA!!! How's it going? People please don't yell at me for going off tipic!
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YOU'RE OFF TOPIC. YOU'RE GONNA GET AIDS IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 12:39pm.
LOL, it's funny that you say that, because just Friday night...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:47pm.
@ Sucky@Fucky
Did you see Michael K's latest photos? What do you think?
P.S. Sucky, Please don't sing nazi hymns here on DListed. There are lots of Jewish people here and we get freaked out. Seriously.
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I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY JEW DOCTOR SO BAD. I'M SEEING HIM IN A WEEK, IF I GIVE HIM A MENORAH WILL HE HATE ME? HOW DO I GET ON HIS GOOD SIDE?
I saw his photos, that shit with the glasses is hot. He's like some kind of fucking superstar.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
@ LuxLuv
I love tilapia, I buy it every month! It reminds me of Chilean sea bass which is the yummiest thing in the world!
I dip tilapia in X virgin olive oil, some seasoned breadcrumbs and fry it quickly, it's so good MY CHILDREN ASK FOR IT!!!
On topic : Pete Doherty is the only British guy I find repugnant.
Thanks Angel!
Gwennie,
Yuppers tree is up. I won't be around for OP today. I am good. Hope you are same. Talk to you tomorrow.
@ Sucky@Fucky
Did you see Michael K's latest photos? What do you think?
P.S. Sucky, Please don't sing nazi hymns here on DListed. There are lots of Jewish people here and we get freaked out. Seriously.
Mama did you get your tree up and stuff?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:26pm.
I can understand the cig in his hatband but why the popsicle stick?
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Tongue depression, infection???
MAMA!!! How's it going? People please don't yell at me for going off tipic!
Submitted by Mama Moore on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:43pm.
What does the tat on his neck say, MOTILE? Like bacteria?
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Astile! His son.
♥ Threadkilla!
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@ xxyxz
Hello there, long time no see! ♥
*wink*
What does the tat on his neck say, MOTILE? Like bacteria?
@ fishstickfan
Hi! LOL, join the insanity!
Hi Gwennie!!!!!
Sup?!
Hi!
@ bitbrit
Great interview with Michael K and he looks so COOL and sexy and slender in those 2 photos! {side-eye at flabby Porkez Hilton}
TEAM MICHAEL K !!!!
On topic : I bet this creep Doherty smells and his week-old underwear has skidmarks and yellow stains on it. :-(
Hi there!
HI!! He's gross ^^^^
xxyxz did you have the oinks?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
DiamondDawg, wherever you are, I hope the cat's behaving. The hounds and I just finished a lunch of tilapia (sp?) fish. Yeah, I'm frickin weird like that. Actually, I mixed THEIR fish up with their dog food--to 'sweeten' it up a bit. They're spoiled.
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i just did an intense research of that car looks like. definitely the baby bunny of vehicles lol
I'm slowly getting better
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dramaqueen and Green Tea,
And of course I only say it out of sheer concern, because christine the hoff will take her earrings off and fight Oggie in the parking lot Chola-style for that avatar!
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I can understand the cig in his hatband but why the popsicle stick?
I am a little queasy today, so any extended viewing of Dreamboat is taking a chance that I may spew chunky....
Where are his "people"???? The guy has to have enough $$$$ to hire a "cleaner". Someone who checks fingernails and lip-spooge on a regular basis. Even a few face-licks from a happy canine would be an improvement. I think Pete's fans should always have on hand a supply of:
Clorox wipes
Ponds make-up towelettes
3-M Garment Rollers
Listerine
Hand-sanitizer
Visine
nail-clippers
While fawning over Pete and asking for autographs, some of the more adoring fans (all 3) could do a spot-check and spiff Pete up.
Pete could thank them by not throwing up on them.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
you tell em madam!
i got all excited when i saw the avie and thought it was her :(
OT: crusty scab
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
For reals! I saw the avvie & just assumed it was C the H. If Green Tea hadn't said something, I'd never have noticed.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
When I look at his picture I feel my lunch coming up
Green Tea,
Yeah, where IS christine the hoff? She's missed for sure. And no offense to Oggie, but that avatar is copyrighted, paid in full, and owned by miss christine the hoff.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
The amazing photographs of Dreamboat never cease. I love them! And the nail file in the hat is extra good... can you imagine how glamorous it would be to get a manicure from Petey??
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