Tiger's Wall Of Whores
The vaginas just keep falling out of Tiger Woods' chonies. So far, the count is at 9. I failed algebra twice, so if it gets into the double digits, I'm out of this game.
We already know about Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers and Kalika Moquin. Over the weekend, five more hos claimed they too were part of Tiger Wood's graduating class of whores. Let's meet them, shall we?
Mistress #5: Some 25-year-old cocktail waitress from Orlando, FL. Mistress #5 says that she got it on with Tiger from 2004 to 2006. They met while she was serving cocktails at Roxy Nightclub in Orlando. Mistress #5 hasn't sold her story yet, but she does have a lawyer. She also told TMZ that Tiger told her his marriage to Elin was faker than Beyonce's hairline.
Mistress #6: Holly Sampson, a porn star who was in an episode of The Wonder Years once. Holly is an old-school whore, because she refuses to suck and tell. However, The Sun claims that Holly and Tiger went international with their affair by fucking all over the world.
Mistress #7: Cori Rist, a 31-year-old Hooters waitress. Cori's friends told her tale to the NYDN. They say Cori met Tiger at Butter and their affair lasted six months. Just like the other whores, Tiger regularly put Cori up in the same hotel as him.
This is my favorite quote from the NYDN article: "He would get the presidential suite. It was the ultimate in luxury." That Tiger really knows how to pamper his pussy!
Mistress #8: Some British presenter.
Mistress #9: 34-year-old Mindy Lawton, a former waitress at Perkins! Mindy is definitely my favorite mistress whore from Tiger's harem! FINALLY, Tiger is showing that he has good taste in hos. I mean, just look at her picture to see what I'm talking about:
The weather outside is frightful, but Mindy is so fucking delightful! Not only did Mindy meet Tiger while she was a waitress at Perkins (THE ELEGANCE!), but she also used to fuck on him in the parking lot. That is how it's done! Tell all the other skanks to retire to the Bunny Ranch, because we have finally found a glamorous successor to Jessica Hahn!
Somebody get Mindy a record contract and a spread in Penthouse. She's going to be a star!
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Ha ha check out the similarity that RumerMills noticed between Victoria Beckham and Holly Sampson
http://www.rumermills.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-holly-sampson/
it's Cablinasian....he has Indian too. LOL not that they are claiming him right ow either.
As for the whole cheating and beating. I'd have to say after ho #3 my man would get the side eye, after ho #6 I'm definitely reaching for a weapon and by ho #9 I'm emptying accounts, packing up the kids and leaving the man broke and bleeding on the floor.
I hope she fucks him up in every which way. This is some violence inducing bullshit!
And if Rihanna had fucked 9 dudes, she would totally have earned her ass whuppin'.
And ain't both these messes go down over phone/text messages. People don't know how to slap a security lock on their phone to prevent snooping?
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Aw, I feel a little sorry for the Perkin's one. All the other ones got to stay in presidential suites, etc., while she probably got little more luxury than getting fucked in a car in the Perkin's parking lot.
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Submitted by Yunakitty on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
I hate to break it to all these hos, but they didn't fuck Tiger Woods. They probably just had sex with my ex boyfriend from high school. He was Vietnamese, but looked A LOT like Tiger Woods. And he was a cheating asshole too. With a penchant for skanky looking girls like these. I would not put him above telling drunk bimbos he's Tiger Woods to get some. When I got to the Perkins waitress he fucked in the parking lot, then I was SURE it was that nasty bastard! Tiger's been framed!
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This is quite possibly the best post I have ever read.
That one is NOT 34. You guys know which one I am talking about.
One of those hos does not belong.
Seriously #9 is just a WTF? Was he drunk during those encounters. You would cheat on your beautiful Swedish wife with that?!?! I'm not trying to be mean, but she is not a looker. I hope that picture is really fucking old (like from the 80s).
He fucked her just for the deliciousness of a Perkin's pie.
Submitted by Yunakitty on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
I hate to break it to all these hos, but they didn't fuck Tiger Woods. They probably just had sex with my ex boyfriend from high school. He was Vietnamese, but looked A LOT like Tiger Woods. And he was a cheating asshole too. With a penchant for skanky looking girls like these. I would not put him above telling drunk bimbos he's Tiger Woods to get some. When I got to the Perkins waitress he fucked in the parking lot, then I was SURE it was that nasty bastard! Tiger's been framed!
I KNEW IT!!! Another balloon boy publicity stunt for a reality show...man...the wife really had me fooled. LOL
wow that article link was soooo negative to waitresses. There are a few skanky girls who work in clubs to meet famous men. The VAST majority of waitresses and cocktail girls are students who cannot afford to pay for school. I have many students, both male and female, who must work to pay for school. I worked as a cocktail girl in a club, and made more per hour there than any job I've had since. That asshat threw an entire industry, that is the number one industry for studnets, under the bus.
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Hahahahahahahaha! What an asshole he is! His poor wife needs to take the kids, all of Tiger's money and leave. Fuck him.
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I heard he doesn't like to wear condoms. Well, he's an AIDS case waiting to happen. I imagine that Ellen is going to have tests done.
Mindy needs to go to Dr. Rey's workshop.
And stay there.
For life.
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 8:47pm.
@peaches80
cablasian according to tiger is a mixture of caucasian, black and asian.
black is a minor part of this mix according to tiger math
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thank you
this just proves he is dumber than i taught !
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so many!! so many!!My girlfriend and I wish all u guys good luck~~ by the way,you can't believe thatI am eight years older than her, lol. We met online at~ ageromance.com ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
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@peaches80
cablasian according to tiger is a mixture of caucasian, black and asian.
black is a minor part of this mix according to tiger math
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
I'm waiting for a Walmart greeter to come forward as #10 by Wednesday.
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I hate to break it to all these hos, but they didn't fuck Tiger Woods. They probably just had sex with my ex boyfriend from high school. He was Vietnamese, but looked A LOT like Tiger Woods. And he was a cheating asshole too. With a penchant for skanky looking girls like these. I would not put him above telling drunk bimbos he's Tiger Woods to get some. When I got to the Perkins waitress he fucked in the parking lot, then I was SURE it was that nasty bastard! Tiger's been framed!
I called that shit over the weekend, I KNEW there was a HOOTERS waitress in the mix!
* wipes hot wing sauce off chin *
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
riddle me this , what is CABLASIAN ????????????????
okay i off to yoga see ya'll later
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I am now taking pool bets on the exact date when Tiger's strategists decide to play this as, "The poor guy! He's a sex addict . . . but now he's finally getting the help he needs."
Not one of these hos can hold a candle to Elin. She's one of those naturally beautiful women that doesn't have to wear a ton of makeup like the rest of them.
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Yep. He put on ice teh beautiful, classy, willing to stay behind the scenes and bear him beautiful women for a bunch of nasty hos.
And I think the first one, Rachel, with her wonk eye is the nastiest of the nasty fucking David Boreanz while his wife was pregnant. I love how she's trying to convince the world through TMZ that Tiger really loves her, slut #1, more than sluts #2-?
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by OH.MY.GOD on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have to say..... only a rich black man would do this
i repeat people...tiger woods is CABLASIAN!!!! he is NOT a black man...he says so every channce he gets...
i'm no tiger fan, but keep in mind, elin attacked him with a golf club and there seems to be no outrage about that...if he had chris browned her, his career would be over right now...
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I think it was actually his car she attacked with the golf club. He only got scratches on his face. In my opinion he could have dodged those little claws had his ass not been too drugged to walk let alone drive a car. Ambien ain't your friend Tiger...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He must have a social secretary just to keep track of all of these bimbos - how many of them was he effing simultaneously?
OOOOOOOOOOY CENTY!!!!!!
U HOT
LIKE I REALLY WANT THAT TIGER WOODS STICKER SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT
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I want a check for almost losing my dinner reading some of the descriptive comments about STDs. If he went bareback...........just. Gross.
*hands out I Fucked Tiger Woods t-shirts*
Tiger Woods got him some Bill Clinton Syndrome --if the pussy is offered up to him, he's gonna stick it in, no matter what the skank attached to said pussy looks like. Daynum, I thought men who COULD do better actually would, but no, some of 'em is just plain ol' pussy hounds. Tiger certainly ain't no exception. Wonder if he'd bang Paula Jones or Gennifer Flowers?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:02pm.
Absent on picture day. LMAO!
I know.........that made me laugh.
He is still patheticsad, and not the least bit hot !
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Big deal. Wake up when the hoes who *aren't* biologically female start popping up. *Then* it's bye-bye Nike and Hello Hamburger Mary!
Calloway should change their name to Cadaway.
His endorsement would be much more believable.
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"I like to have a martini,
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After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
He's a real connesuir of women.
Did he major in that at Stanford?
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I wonder how far Tigers nuts would go if hit by a 3 wood.
The bottom picture is Mindy before Cheetah. The pic in the red dress in the bottom row is after.
Prim Mindy vs Ho Mindy.
Submitted by OH.MY.GOD on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have to say..... only a rich black man would do this
i repeat people...tiger woods is CABLASIAN!!!! he is NOT a black man...he says so every channce he gets...
i'm no tiger fan, but keep in mind, elin attacked him with a golf club and there seems to be no outrage about that...if he had chris browned her, his career would be over right now...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
DD!!!!!
I want some tiger diamonds !!!!!!!!
LOL!
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No one knows what was going on in that marriage.
But there is a solution for an unhappy marriage or sex that doesn't satisfy: DIVORCE...cheating is never the answer.
Even if Elin couldn't satisfy him, or was a total bitch, compulsive cheating like this can't be blamed on her. Tiger obviously has issues with commitment, and no woman no matter how beautiful, nice or good in bed will ever satisfy his urge to spread the seed...hence all the multiple skanks.
Some say that next to every beautiful woman there is always a man who is tired of fucking her...but Tiger would cheat even if he wasn't tired of Elin...some people are just natural-born cheaters and sex addicts...no matter who they are with and how much sex they get at home.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:20pm.
DD !!!!
I DON'T GET IT THAT ELIN BITCH WAS HOT !!!!!!!!!
I MEAN SHE WAS LOOK AT HER IN THE BIKINI , THE HELL WRONG WITH CHEETAH WOODS !!!!!!!!!!
APOCALYPSE YA'LL
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I wouldn't be surprised if Elin gets her own GOLF CLUB endorsement deal! It would be a driver called "The Elin" - when you want to knock the ball out of 17 mile drive.
She could also do L'Oreal cuz she's worth it ya know! Those roots don't lie! The new shade will be called "White hot blonde!"
She could do a line of women's golf clothing. Torrey Pines ThunderCat.
She could do an endorsement for DeBeers. Tiger Diamonds, for when things go wrong. Starting at $50,0000.
TM!
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:04pm.
Isn't there a game called"marry, fuck, or kill"? Tiger checked the wrong box on all these beotches.
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That is hilarious.
Poor Elin. I'd be douching with bleach if I were her knowing my husband fucked all of these trashy whores and then came home to sleep with me.
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Strange that there wasn't a peep out of any of them for years.
I wonder how many have actual proof.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:34pm.
I don't get it. He has a hot Swedish NANNY waiting for him at home, but then he goes and fucks all of these. Why bother to cheat with someone older and uglier than your wife?
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Well, I have an answer for that - as it relates to my brother ONLY. He's been separated from his wife almost longer than he was married to her. Actually, they are STILL married on paper - like 18 years now! He says he didn't pursue a divorce because he wanted to make sure the kids and the wife had medical insurance - just keep the status quo until the kids grow up. He moved out. He used to never say this around me, but last Tuesday I saw him and he just called her a "fucking bitch" like half a dozen times.
The "girlfriend" he has is butt fucking UGLY - and A MAJOR DRAMAQUEEN. I asked him why he even bothers. He said "...because she loves me SO MUCH"
My bro is also a serial cheater. I do NOT know what drives it because neither my other brother nor I cheat (neither does my sister). That I know of...
Submitted by OH.MY.GOD on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have to say..... only a rich black man would do this
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Say what???
DD !!!!
I DON'T GET IT THAT ELIN BITCH WAS HOT !!!!!!!!!
I MEAN SHE WAS LOOK AT HER IN THE BIKINI , THE HELL WRONG WITH CHEETAH WOODS !!!!!!!!!!
APOCALYPSE YA'LL
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:52pm.
BAWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
AND NOW IS TEN !
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/12/ten-and-counting-for-tiger-woo...
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OH MY GAWD!
Wilt Chamberlain SAID he held the record, but Tiger PROVED it.
I seriously wonder if this "outting" wasn't planned by one of his enemies or rivals - and I'm not talking about the dumb whore who got mad because she found she wasn't Tiger's ONLY mistress! I'm talking about someone on the golf circuit who wanted to destroy his career.
I can't even imagine him in another tournament EVER. He'd have to face so many people. Or, being the fuckwit that he is, he might think its some kind of accomplishment.
What a disaster.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 1:56pm.
DAMN! THIS BE ONE GAME OF TIC TAC HO!
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