Tuesday, December 8th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 7th!

It was all fun and games until George Michael realized his bathroom foot-tapping code had lured in a Centaur. - hi thurr

Runners-up:

Heidi Montag shows America that just because she's famous, it doesn't mean she's above using public facilities. - TrainwreckJen

In the background Lady Gaga cowers as she has been upstaged. - bikini bottom underware

What are you looking at, bitch? At least you don't have to breathe the after-piss fart. - The Hoople

via Twitpic (Thanks Mark)

Posted by: Michael K


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Sluttsville's picture

Congrats all you winners!!!

Sweetas's picture

Congrats winners!!!

Hi thur, outstanding. *pees a little*

Kandykane's picture

LOL the winner is fucking funny.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats to all - very funny!!

HOOPS!!! LOL *licks face*
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urmomma's picture

Great job, winners!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

El Bastardo's picture

Hoops!!! Back on track brother! :) Congrootz winners!

Congrats hi thurr, TrainwreckJen, bikini bottom underware & The Hoople!

OurMissC's picture

Congrats winners! That was a tough pic. Good job.

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

NitWitty's picture

Congrats, hi thurr! WTG, runners up!!
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The C word's picture

Congrats winners!! :D

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Mother Superior's picture

Congrats, ya'll! Thanks for the laugh.....fab comments!!! :D

loozer's picture

Congrats to all the Winners!!!

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

A-Rod's private bathroom, at the new Yankee stadium, is off limits to his teammates. Fellow centaurs, however, are a different story.

Even SJP couldn't bring herself to sit down on a filthy port-a-potty.

Nell's picture

My mane problem is that I always forget to wax my crack.

El Bastardo's picture

First at the Kentucky Derby:- Semenguzzlerbiscuit.

El Bastardo's picture

Nieeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhhhh...theres neigh toilet paper!

El Bastardo's picture

'Equus 2' The son.

El Bastardo's picture

You can lead a horse to a portable water closet but you cant make him piss.

MickeyHolland's picture

Straight from the horses, eh, whatever.

Sluttsville's picture

Fabio feels lucky to still find work as a romance novel cover, just too bad it's a WV romance novel cover.

Sluttsville's picture

I almost didn't recognize Debbie Rowe without her 3 wolves t-shirt.

Sluttsville's picture

Elin was riding the fence on whether to stay or leave, until whore #10 reared its ugly head.

kinseyholley's picture

Hey! I think that's from the Texas Renaissance Festival! Or maybe it's another festival, but this guy is at the Texas Ren Fest every year. We just saw him the day after Thanksgiving. The kids got a huge kick out of watching him walk around.

Come on lady, don't leave me hanging out like this. You ever try to jack off with a hoof?

flake's picture

with the general loss of interest, her dwindling looks and weight gain, mariah decided the let it all hang out after her recent street show.

AXE's picture

You think this looks bad? Just be glad it's #1.

Sluttsville's picture

Steven Tyler has set out to prove that he is the fuckin' rainbow AND unicorn.

AXE's picture

Jocelyn Wildenstein is apparently a huge fan of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sluttsville's picture

Five more minutes with a "Jugs" magazine and a fresh batch of Arby's horsey sauce is made.

AXE's picture

What are you staring at bitch? Ain't ya never seen a centaur taking a piss before?

Sluttsville's picture

Alas, Debbie Rowe stuck her arm up one too many horses' asses.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

when did Sarah Jessica Parker's back end start looking so much like Papa Joe?

mb00's picture

Mickey Rourke will go to any length to prove he's hung like a horse.

http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules

SINIC's picture

Centard

Provolone's picture

Its not a party til you see Mickey Rourke wrestling with his horsecock

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WildBee's picture

I saw this guy, no joking. I took several pictures of him. He was at the Texas Renaissance festival on November 28th. People were putting their kids on horse section of his costume and taking pictures. He was drunker than a skunk too.

tommyboy's picture

During a break from filming "The Horse Whisper pt 2: The Horse Wrestler", Mickey Rourke relieves himself in the nearest porta-potty.

a glimpse into the future of james wilkie broderick. he definitely has his mother's hair. and his dad's sunday slippers.

SJP is NOT pleased with her new dressing room!

jacots's picture

what's this?? My girlfriend and I wish all u guys good luck~~ by the way,you can't believe thatI am eight years older than her, lol. We met online at~ ageromance.com ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

LAR's picture

self-centered

Sexy Pants's picture

Twit and Twat offspring sure ain't pretty...snip away, Spencer!

SuperJ's picture

Magnus's first attempt at a centaur only glory hole didn't fare too well.

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Grandma J's picture

This studly horses ass thinks he's Adam Lambert

realcrazy's picture

Can't Sarah Jessica Parker get a moment of privacy?!?

Sugaroo's picture

Hulk Hogan, who is suing his ex to get back an antique toilet seat, proves without a shadow of a doubt that he is, indeed, a horse's ass.

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