Monday, December 7th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

There's a carpet munching joke in here somewhere - Just Jared

Condom Claus needs to go down Tiger Woods' chimney - Towleroad

Julianne Hough is really patriotic - Hollywood Tuna

Carrie Underwears is in a bikini - Egotastic!

Amy Adams is going to have a BAAAAAABY!!!! - Celebitchy

JLo is ridiculous. Or "rediculous" if you're name is Lindsay Lohan - Lainey Gossip

I think it's safe to say that either Sienna Miller or her dog is fucking Jude Law - Holy Moly!

Carrot Top brings the panty pudding as usual - Hollywood Rag

Didn't Sophie Turner get the memo that if she wants to be the newest ho on the scene, she has to admit to an affair with Tiger Woods first (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

These pictures of Robert Downey Jr. are much more entertaining if you play the song "Kung Fu Fighting" in your head while touching your taint - Popsugar

Get re-acquainted with Marky Mark's triple nipple - Cityrag

Cut to Beyonce AND Kim Zolciak screaming unison, "Amateur!" - I'm Not Obsessed

River Cuomo from Weezer was in a bus accident. Hug a sweater. - SOW

Posh isn't wearing black, but she is wearing the fabric off of my grandmother's patio sofa - ICYDK

This should've be RiRi's next single - Socialite Life

Posted by: Michael K


Helena's picture

Zachary Quinto drives a Prius. ::swoon::

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jacots's picture

POW!!!Did I miss something wonderful??? I was with my girlfriend. can u believe that she is eight years older than me, lol. and We met online at~ ageromance.com ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. huhu~~

modianos's picture

POW! and whats with that ugly ass rug? i hope he bought it so he can burn it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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suze's picture

Is it my imagination or does Jude's head look less bald when he's fucking Sienna?

If so, she needs to market that shit to Rogaine or sumthin.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Yay Buffy. She looks pretty.

toni's picture

Hasnt Mark W had that mole removed yet? Looks nasty.

LOVE RDJ!

M.E.'s picture

Carrie Underwood looks great. For some reason I thought she'd gotten super scary skinny, but I guess not!

I like those two crazy kids Sienna & jude together. They both have faithless fuck parts. Embrace it. You don't want to mix faithful & faithless fuck parts. Doesn't work well.

So over skeletor & bitch. Fuck off.

There is no carpet munching joke that goes with Zachary Quinto.

Get well Rivers

That RiRi clip was a major fail

Gaga is starting to grow on me *runs out of the room*

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The best trailer ever!

fishsticksfan's picture

Amy Adams needs to sit down and STFU. A little of her goes a long long way.

fishsticksfan's picture

LOL!!!!!

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

My god....zach quinto is SO GAY. It's ridiculous. Why everyone is sort of not acknowledging the obvious is beyond me. Dont get me wrong, I think he is a god...boy is he handsome and good hearted it seems, but as a straight female the idea of someone you want to ride the hobby horse with being gay...is, well....kind of sad.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

kanderso's picture

J Lo is a fucking idiot.

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kanderso's picture

Carrie Underwears has a nice figure. Still don't like her, but have to admire the bod.

I looooove RiRi's SNL digital skit. Made me laugh out loud for real.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Carrie Underwood has a great body! I knew that though.

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Wolves in sheep coats who pretend to be lovers
Men who lack conscience will even lie to themselves, to themselves
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Albatross's picture

I'm so sick of that conceited twat JLo. A red carpet at a goddamn FOOTBALL GAME?!

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TEAM ELIN! Whoop that trick and get that cash!

loozer's picture

Get Well Soon Rivers!
(the 'hip hip hip' from Island in the Sun will now be stuck in my head)
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

KD's picture

I like Amy Adams. She seems cute and down to earth, but then again, I don't know much about her.

KD's picture

I see he likes the ugly rugs. Ick.