Rosie O'Donnell Is Pissing People Off Again
Rosie O'Donnell has the complexion of a Dorito, so it's not surprising to hear that when she's not chomping on clams, she's surrendering herself to the sun all day long (smells like boiled pork rinds). On Rachel "I'm Not Giving Her That Extra A" Ray's show last week, Rosie proclaimed that she "lives to tan" and "exposure to the sun isn't dangerous."
Thanks to her comments, the hos at the Ray Festa Melanoma Foundation want to shove a strap-on into Rosie's mouth. One of the group's strongest supporters told Page Six that Rosie's comment was "irresponsible." They added, "Going out into the sun without protection is as, or even more dangerous, than having unprotected sex."
But is it more dangerous than looking at a picture of Rosie O'Donnell's turkey sun-dried tomato face without protection? Probably. Just in case, you should squirt an entire tube of SPF INFINITY into your eyes and put on a condom before looking directly at Rosie.
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Are you sure that those aren't shaving nicks?
Repulsive...It looks like someone set her face on fire & tried to put it out with an ice pick...Plus those denture chompers scare the bejeesus out of me.
why does that picture make me crave roast beef?
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Doesn't she look like Ricky Gervais in oompa loopa fancy dress? Horrible.
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The lack of lips, the big teeth...when she munches carpet it must be the equivalent of getting head with teeth.
Rosie must like wrinkly sun damaged skin. Those red dot's on her face are NOT healthy.
Let's not lose perspective, okay? We need ugly people in the world so we can feel good about ourselves, and also to keep children in line by showing them that the boogeyman really does exist.
I, for one, think she looks nice. She gets the job done.
Another case of the lesbian missing an upper lip syndrome.
Defenintely nacho cheese. She needs to slow her roll and get back to cool ranch. Or maybe even spicey chili or whatever that nasty ass new one is.
"Rosie O'Donnell has the complexion of a Dorito" ... still wiping the tears from my eyes, that made me laugh so hard! Great opening line for any random entry. Could be fun!
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launch that bitch to the center of the sun
She looks like a big fat baked ham with fangs
I've got a friend... and tomorrow he's getting half his nose taken off. Melanoma. So, yeah.
Ugly biatch, too. I wouldn't let her and her snake lips near my snatch evah.
I don't think we need to see her that closely.
Rosie looks like an overbaked ham wearing a wig.
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The skin is horrific and I had NO idea that that's what a natural tan looks like. I see a lot of people with skin like that in my city but I thought it was rosacea(sp) and freckles.
Worse than the skin are the lips though. Of what use can lips like that be to a vag or peen? It would have to be all tongue work and heavy duty suction. Hmmm. Now that I think about it lipless might not be so bad after all...
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Her mouth scares the shit outta me.
If you're into mugs that look like
vintage baseball gloves from the 50's,
then Rosie's your gal !
Rosie proclaimed that she "lives to tan" and "exposure to the sun isn't dangerous."
She may not think it is dangerous for herself, but it surely is for everyone else that has to look at her....nice leopard print forehead....maybe the sun burned off her lips?
Submitted by dpac shakur on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 7:08pm.
tanning is more dangerous than unprotected sex? Tiger should tell that one to his wife...
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Might work if she wasn't so pale. =D
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i've never called some's skin repulsive but this is pretty close to repulsion.
rosie needs a micro like pronto , girl skin cancer is no joke i got a family member who now is known as ZORRO cuz they had to removed a mole on his face and yes the scar looks like a Z , i know is horrible but I DON't CALL HIM THAT !!!!!
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Bwahahaha! You've got a very valid point there. I just can't fathom how she can't see how completely fucked up her skin is.
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In her defense, if you looked like Rosie, how many mirrors would you own?...Yeah, thought so...The defense rests...;-)
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tanning is more dangerous than unprotected sex? Tiger should tell that one to his wife...
Submitted by pugzilla on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 7:02pm.
Does Rosie not own a mirror?
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In her defense, if you looked like Rosie, how many mirrors would you own?...Yeah, thought so...The defense rests...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Does Rosie not own a mirror? Someone please loan her one so she can look at that shriveled up beef jerky face of hers. It's like the entire surface is one giant melanoma. At least we can all be comforted by the idea that very few people are likely to take beauty advice from someone who looks like she does.
The mineral SPF I use is Peter Thomas Roth Instant Mineral Powder SPF 45. It comes in its own twist up brush and is really easy to use and carry with me.
I don't wear sunscreen either. I just spend my summers in a Reynolds Wrap astronaut suit. Me and Rosie are completely sane.
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Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 6:11pm.
People afflicted with Kimora Lee Simmons Neck Syndrome should not tan...EVAH!!!!
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The orange skin really accentuates the whiteness of her Chiclet teefs.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:28pm.
There is mineral sun screen that sits on top of the skin, is not absorbed and reflects the harmful rays. You will have to look harder for this kind of sunscreen (try organic skincare companies) and most people will avoid it through vanity as it is white and does not blend into the skin very well.
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Yeah, zinc oxide, they should make it in various skin tones. I don't trust most of the sunscreens.
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ColorEscience makes a good powdered sunscreen. As long as you put a serum or a cream containing an anti-oxidant under your sunscreen then shower it off when you're done with your sun exposure, it's all good.
Tanning can become addictive because it releases 'feel good' hormones or something like that. Since Rosie is bi-polar, it would make sense that she would respond favorably to sun light for that reason. Since she is naturally fair, however, she will age her skin and put herself at great risk for skin cancer. I've known 4 people who had skin cancer, two of them died one being my uncle. None of them used sunscreen on a regular basis before being diagnosed. 'Nuff said there.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by chippychazoo on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:28pm.
There is mineral sun screen that sits on top of the skin, is not absorbed and reflects the harmful rays. You will have to look harder for this kind of sunscreen (try organic skincare companies) and most people will avoid it through vanity as it is white and does not blend into the skin very well.
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Yeah, zinc oxide, they should make it in various skin tones. I don't trust most of the sunscreens.
no wonder her skin looks fried...such horrible complexion...those pimples (or is it a herpes outbreak?) are the cherry on top of everything.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie (in case you are peeking in) -those of us with ancestors from the north have to be careful. A little sun is okay... looking like a lobster is not.
- says a fair-skinned survivor of melanoma who caught it in time (many years ago)
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cannot stand this byatch...and she is just another reason why I believe I will keep preserving my skin and avoid the sun.
Ya'll saying "the sun isn't bad for you" can kiss my red-head marble-white ass. I've never spent more than 10 minutes in the sun without some sunscreen where I didn't burn, baby, burn and develop blisters. Some of us are not so "lucky" as the rest of you.
Stop speaking in generalities, sheesh. Everyone's different. I learned THAT in kindergarten.
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Submitted by TheJackson4 on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 5:41pm.
I wish her mother hadn't died when she was young, then maybe she might have learned some manners and class.
That cracked me up.
People afflicted with Kimora Lee Simmons Neck Syndrome should not tan...EVAH!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Does anyone else think she looks like Tom Arnold in a long, brown wig?
I think she may be genuinely mentally ill.
I think she may be genuinely mentally ill.
Burnt toast.
Ugh. Would it kill her to throw some makeup on? Especially to cover up all the blotchiness and spots.
I burn at the drop of a hat, so I'm always using sunscreen or staying out of the sun altogether. I'm 37 and people have asked me if I'm 27.
I wish her mother hadn't died when she was young, then maybe she might have learned some manners and class.
As if Rosie had any influence on anyone. Really, she could say anything and I wouldn't give a sh*t.
Dude looks like a lady ... sort of.
"Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 4:38pm.
Actually it is the combination of those nasty chemicals in sun "protection" and sun light that is very harmful. Sun-screen is actually bad for you and studies have shown that people who do use sunscreen have higher levels of skin problems, including skin cancer, than those who do not."
Yes it's true that the skincare companies use all kinds of industry waste products and chemicals in their stuff but not all sunscreen is bad.
There is mineral sun screen that sits on top of the skin, is not absorbed and reflects the harmful rays. You will have to look harder for this kind of sunscreen (try organic skincare companies) and most people will avoid it through vanity as it is white and does not blend into the skin very well.
lunatic...that's all i have to say about rosie o
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