Michelle Duggar Is In The Hospital
Michelle Duggar is laid up in a hospital bed today, and not because her vagina finally fell off and called 911. No, Michelle's gallbladder was fucking with her. Michelle is currently carrying her 19th BABY!!!! in her permanently-weepy womb, but doctors say her fetus is fine. A rep for the Duggars' TLC show 18 Kids and Counting had this to say to People:
"This weekend, Michelle Duggar was admitted to an Arkansas hospital due to gallbladder issues. The pain from a gallstone was generating some contractions. Just to be safe, she was airlifted a Little Rock, Ark., hospital, so that in the unlikely event that she had to be delivered early, she would be close to a NICU center. Though there were some fears that the baby was in trouble initially, it soon was discovered to be solely the gallstone causing the discomfort. Michelle is resting comfortably, and the baby is doing fine. Doctors want to observe Michelle in the hospital for the next couple of days, but it would appear that the pain medication they have given her for the gallstone has worked, and there is no need for immediate surgery. The hope is that any necessary surgery can be delayed until after she delivers. Doctors want to observe Michelle in the hospital for the next couple of days, but it would appear that the pain medication they have given her for the gallstone has worked, and there is no need for immediate surgery. The hope is that any necessary surgery can be delayed until after she delivers."
I hope that when the doctor told Michelle that they had to operate on her gallbladder, he whispered it. Because if he didn't, that means her other organs heard it, and they are slowly going to try to make their way to her gallbladder. When the doctors open her up, her uterus and all her ovaries are going to jump out and run to the nearest church for MERCY! That will definitely cause a scene.
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Hope her uterus falls out.
luckydraws - LOLOLOL! i don't know if the duggars or the animals need to be fixed more. geez!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Submitted by Little miss on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:44am.
From the methaphysical point of medicine, gallstones and kindneystones accure when people bearing malice/spite within, but instead of getting rid of it like all the normal people do, f. e. by hard discussions, breaking dishes, etc. they try to hide it inside in order to look nice.
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You know this is bullshit, don't you? Gallstones, kidney stones cancer, etc are caused by PHYSICAL problems with the body and cancer starts at the cellular level, not by bad thoughts. Stop spreading this nonsense around, come out of the dark ages and learn something about REAL medicine!
Oh yeah, keep her in the hospital, god knows what the world would do without a 19th little Duggar in it! As it is they probably have to make an appointment to see a parent.
And you know these idiots are going to go all the way to an even 20!
Jesus these two breed more then rabbits! They collect kids like stamps. Wonder what they will do if TLC drops them for a show more interesting.
I hope at least one of those daughters ends up a childfree feminist. It's bound to happen after years of being used for nanny and housekeeping slave labor, especially if she gets a taste of what the world is like outside the Quiverfull cult.
somebody needs to sew her vajayjay lips shut. BASTA!!!
How big of a fucking sex addict is her husband that he doesnt care even to hit that Grand Canyon she has for a pussy. That thing is so big and loose, it should have guided tours like the Mammoth cave. Fuck, with all the "blessings" running around I bet they could use the extra cash from that!
Oh god. When will this woman hit menopause? It cannot come soon enough.
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Submitted by Holita on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:02am.
The Duggars are greedy. It's never "enough" for them, they are never satisfied. They are like so many other Americans - where the need is for MORE MORE MORE. Only in their case it's kids, not stuff. They hide behind this puritanical self-righteous veneer... but they are greedy.
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That's a really good point. And something tht has come to my attention, lately. A lot of 'good deeds' seem to really be rationalizations for greed. I think, in many cases, it's a "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" kinda thing. We really have to watch ourselves 24/7. Religion is a perfect of example of ALL of that...it's meant to help us watch ourselves 24/7 but it turns into something very different, very quickly...
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Very often, women have more gallbladder issues than men do. In large part it can come from yo yo dieting (fat? deposits build up in the gallbladder) Due to her continual pregnancies, I'm wondering if the weight gain/loss process is part of the issue?
Anyway, she's a dumb fuck.
Get well soon Michelle! (is that her name?)
@ M.E. I can just imagine. Growing up in a neighborhood of 'good Catholics' (myself included..except for the 'good' part) and how the older ones helped the younger ones once they got out of college and got a job..on down the line.
That's a parents responsibility, not the child. There is a large level of irresponsibility there as far as I'm concerned.
My own mother was one of 15 (grandmother married a twin and she had 13..all living in one house at some point)..That's just WRONG..in my opinion. Besides, I like my own space.
Zappy - I watched a TLC special on them several years ago when they were on like the 15th child or something and Michelle discussed the order of the house and how the older children have a younger "buddy" in which they dress, change, feed, bathe and put to bed, aside from teaching, etc.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:49am.
Hopefully the doctor will go in and get out the gallstones and give her a hysterectomy while in there. 19 kids? This shit has to stop.
And they do not take care of their own children, each of the older children are assigned a younger one to care for, the newest infant is the only one Michelle takes care of, until she shits out a new one.
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Excellent point M.E.! There is NO way two parents can nuture each child as an individual when there is a litter like that.
The Duggars are greedy. It's never "enough" for them, they are never satisfied. They are like so many other Americans - where the need is for MORE MORE MORE. Only in their case it's kids, not stuff. They hide behind this puritanical self-righteous veneer... but they are greedy.
Hopefully the doctor will go in and get out the gallstones and give her a hysterectomy while in there. 19 kids? This shit has to stop.
And they do not take care of their own children, each of the older children are assigned a younger one to care for, the newest infant is the only one Michelle takes care of, until she shits out a new one.
From the methaphysical point of medicine, gallstones and kindneystones accure when people bearing malice/spite within, but instead of getting rid of it like all the normal people do, f. e. by hard discussions, breaking dishes, etc. they try to hide it inside in order to look nice.
No wonder that behind soothing voice and a nice smile of Mrs. Duggar hides such spitefullness. We are all just people, we all do get angry sometimes, so let it out! Shit on hurting someones feelings, what are other ways to learn a lesson? Only don't go to extremes, because words can kill. I learned a lot from people when my feelings were hurt and now I'm thankful to them for that, because it helped a lot in life!
As long as you want to act like an Angel and be nice to everyone all the time and forget that you just a human being and being angry is normal, you may get not only gallstones, but also cancer.
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Gallbladder stones are no joke. That shit hurts like a mother fucker. I just had mine removed a week ago and it was the best thing I ever did, well because of the Vicoden.
Anyway, I hope all her kids grow up to be sterile. This is my only bad wish in life. In a 100 years, they'll be the next minority.
Seriously, just stop already. 19 kids? It's NOT the 19th century, when most people didn't live past 25.
These people have a screwed up view about sex, too. Every time they knock boots, they have to produce a baby? I wonder if Michelle has ever had an orgasm? I wonder if she uses those ovulation kits to make sure she's ready to be fertilized? I wonder if she's thrilled with being a walking incubator?
Questions, questions, questions!
Stop, just stop man. I'm pretty sure her overused uterus and floppy vagina is a detriment to society and the environment, and her insistence on building a child army of mormonic proportions scares the shit out of me.
I don't understand....they believe in painkillers but not birth control? I think they should dangle the painkillers in front of her until they get the depo provera in her....or better yet tell her it is the painkiller.
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Submitted by The Audrey on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 9:28am.
I totally agree. Even if her uterus is the size of the Grand Canyon, they seem like they take care of their 1,000 kids.
Some people don't and there kids are little fuckers!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:14am.
Man, I didn't even know the woman was havin another kid. I thought it was their daughter-in-law.
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Yeah, the daughter is Baby Machine 2.0. She just had a little girl a couple of months ago.
Those Duggars are crazy, but I would honestly rather them have ten more kids than see some people I know have even 1 more. At least their kids seem well behaved and kind. Some brats I know would just step over you if you were laying bleeding on the floor.
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Submitted by Candy on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:50pm.
Lets hope this is nothing serious. Even though those children are raising each other it would be a shame if she died trying to bring another one into the world. I think thats her goal thugh
Maybe her only way out of this hell?? They have to know, on some level, that they are not giving their children the most well-adjusted start, right? They can't be stupid--they're making millions--just fucking irresponsibly! Hello, dream job!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 4:56am.
Geez, does this guy even wait for the placenta before he hops back on? I just see a freaky couple addicted to sex.
Sex, attention and money. I agree. Well, she's 43, nearing "the change", but I suspect that later children will put off menopause for a woman, so she may have 2-3 more in her--yee haw! Maybe her birth canal looks like a PEZ dispenser?
It would be different if they were breeding them to eat or work or something...
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They should tie her tubes.
"When the doctors open her up, her uterus and all her ovaries are going to jump out and run to the nearest church for MERCY! That will definitely cause a scene."
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Wow, that woman has a bionic minge.
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Yep, my first thought was, did her uterus fall out?
You'd think her poon would keel over and lapse into a coma from overuse, but nooooooo.
An aside: If that was Elin rushed the the hospital, the plot trickens...
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Man, I didn't even know the woman was havin another kid. I thought it was their daughter-in-law.
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I'm shocked tht she has other internal organs other than a uterus. Who knew?
Are you sure they all don't look like little fetuses in there?
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:43pm.
I really hope that one day Jim Bob is caught in a gay sex scandal involving a teenaged rent boy.
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I feel bad though that my first reaction when reading the title was "YES!"
Geez, does this guy even wait for the placenta before he hops back on? I just see a freaky couple addicted to sex.
She probably has pain in the gallbladder because Mr Duggar tried to fuck her in it. Shit, she might even have a fetus in the gallbladder.
Someone needs to neuter and spade these two. We are worried about global warming and this family is going to take up a big chunk of limited resources in a very short time. Where do you draw the line?
Someone needs to neuter and spade these two. And a few of the offspring as well. We are worried about global warming and this family is going to take up a big chunk of limited resources in a very short time, mighty christian of you. Where do you draw the line?
Michelle and Jim-Bob have the name for this baby! Jall-Bladder.
She seriously needs to stop giving birth, and cut her female mullet.
while i hope she's ok and everything, i don't see how having almost 20 kids (that's gross) makes you a "celebrity" please..
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Those boys are gonna have some serious issues with women when they grow up. It's gonna be pathetic.
I don't agree with their beliefs AT ALL but I can't stop watching their show. Help! I was starting to cut them some slack for being so damn strange and culty but then I saw an episode where they mentioned that when they're out in public and see a woman dressed "inappropriately" someone yells Nike and then the boys know to put their head down and not look. Out of all the bizarre things they do this one really bugged me for some reason. That's all. night night
let me just take a moment to say... i don't care
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I hope she pulls through for the sake of the newest cult-let, but she and her husband are sick, sick individuals.
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That husband is a creep.
Some people consider me a die-hard, but having just the one kid took a toll on my physique. Imagine having to go through pregnancy 18 times. That's inhumane! I'm surprised she can even walk or talk.
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This story should be under the category of "Idiots".
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:47am.
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Word. Where I live there is a 2 dog max/household - yet people like this can continue to breed. There's no doggie welfare, but the govt will foot the bill for fertile bitches like Ms Duggar. So wrong.
Those two fucking zombies keep having all these kids because they're brainwashed by some nutty religious cult.
they believe that a large family attracts attention, and that gives them the opportunity to prosthletize.