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I remember this.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc

i want this game badly..!
sticker printing | folder printing

I always wanted to play that game!

But my mum would have never bought it for me. I think I had a friend once who had it but all her dream boy cards were lost, so I never played it. Sad.

But instead of looking for a dream boy, I told them I was just looking for a "friend." Uh huh.

LOL TIMES INFINITY
Yes, I can't remember if I owned this game, but I most certainly owned Mall Madness. That shit was so expensive when it came out, I had to make honor roll the whole year before my mother considered getting it for me. It's a damn shame kids don't even play board games anymore.

rofl @ "If this game existed today, it would be called Dream Text. In order to win, you'd have to send your dude pictures of your titties while making a duckface."

i think i laughed 2 whole minutes mk xD

I LOVED this game!!! I was really competitive with it, too... and yes to whoever mentioned Mall Madness! They just don't make games like they used to...........

I LOVED this game! MK, we must be the same age.

I was just thinking of this game the other day - random memory from the past.

all the guys look like men from gay escort services. no lie.

hahahaha Dream Phone & Mall Madness! I totally played these when I was in elementary! goodtimes

I totally had Dream Phone / Mall Madness / Girl Talk, all that shit when I was a tween. Does anyone remember NIGHTMARE though? None of my other 25-32ish year old friends remember it. It was the video board game... with the Gatekeeper... and he looked like this: http://www.horroretc.com/Horroretc.com%20images/gatekeeper01%5B1%5D.jpg

Which kind of looks like David Yow from the Jesus Lizard, hahahaha.

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Why are all the guys like 20 something Jersey guys? These girls are only about 12!

is it bad that i have mall madness..dream phone..and the sweet valley high game in my closet? no..im sure it's just awesome.

Holy Shit! I wanted this game soooooooooooooooo badly back in the day...

and as someone mentioned below....

MALL MADNESS FTW!

HA! That girl on the box is Jodi Lyn O'Keefe that played Taylor on "She's All That"! LMAO

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I must have seen this commercial hundreds of times back in the day. Sadly I had too many real prospects to get all stirred up about talking to fake ones.

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo

I had the wrong line...."Open the door, for yourrrrr Mystery Date."

Personally, I loved the "duds" - they probably liked it rough, and smelled musky. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Try "Mystery Date," bitches. Oops - gave my age away. Now I'm going to have to try and find one of THOSE commercials......"He's yourrrrr mystery date" went the tune (or something).

I had this shit right here! God the 90's were great.

How sweet! Such innocence! MK's right - tit pics would definitely have to be included in today's version.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

(***Would this be the one***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QA4qxXkhDE)

That's totally it! I have been searching online for the past 20 minutes, thanks!!! Nothing will ever make me happier than those things did...

The Universe Is Indifferent.

finderskeepers on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:14am.

Wow, that just brought the memories flooding back, I totally had this game. I also had the lame little password protected pink diary electronic diary, does anyone remember the name???? ahhh those were the days.. ***Would this be the one***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QA4qxXkhDE

Submitted by blondino5 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:16am.

I plastered my bedroom with those cards and learned to talk dirt-tay on that phone. Ahh, memories...
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LOL! That's what I wanted to do! I remember this thing vaguely as something that I was promised to get when I 'grew up' and then, somehow, no longer existed by the time I got there...

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I plastered my bedroom with those cards and learned to talk dirt-tay on that phone. Ahh, memories...

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Wow, that just brought the memories flooding back, I totally had this game. I also had the lame little password protected pink diary electronic diary, does anyone remember the name???? ahhh those were the days...

The Universe Is Indifferent.

whoa, I totally had this game! I think I still have the phone somewhere for about 15 years the dreamphone dude that declares, "you're right I really like you" was the only boy who would talk to me...

y tu mama tambien!

If kids played this game now it would be called Hook Up and they would sext each other.

I was just remembering my daughter at that same time running around the house shouting "Riiiicola!"
(like on the cough drop commercial)
She was a weird kid.
She also used to sing "I feel like Chicken Tonight!"
I probably let the TV babysit her too much.

i have this game! it's my favorite, second only to "Hearthrob."

"He looks cool in whatever he wears! (quietly) He's not wearing a tie!"

This shit was just a ripoff of Girl Talk!!!!

For the record, I only know that because an old friend of mine was one of the "models" for the boxcover of Girl Talk.

I totally lurved this game when I was a kid.
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wow, flashback. I remember this game! I'm not sure if it was mine or belonged to the girl across the street, but we used to play it alllllll the time. damn all of a sudden I feel old.

OH mah gaw Mark is the cutest!!!!! "I REALLY like YOU!" -----> That's what the boy says when you finally score yer Dream Phone booty call an' he's gettin' ready to head down to yer trailer to collect his prize!!!!

Hot damn I remember playing this game when I was 9! It was the sluttest game ever, and I was entirely too dense to understand that I should be mentally jerking off to the guys I was calling. Oh well, maybe next time...

Haha I remember this damn I'm getting old. There is also this I used to play. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVz4RR2rw7w

I screen my calls.

I remember the commercials. I wanted one so bad. Not so much for the hysterical 'YES A BOY LIKES ME!!!' (I was 7 or 8, so boys still had cooties in my world), but because the phone looked cool and there were no cute cellphones back then.

Well thank you very much, MK! Now I feel ancient.

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Sheesh, these days, desperate girls who define themselves in terms of the man they can attract simply become contestants on The Bachelorette or slip their digits to whorish pro golfers.

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sucky- OMG, Mall Madness!!!!!

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I know who it is but im not telling, HA HA!

He looks good in whatever he wears, hes not wearing anything yellow.

lol flashback

I WANT ONE! I NEEEED ONE!!!

Finally watched this clip.
My daughter used to sing that song all day!
I can't wait till she gets home from work tonight and checks Dlisted.

Also reminds me of the long-coveted but never gotten Mystery Date.
I had the major hots for "The Dud", a guy who looked like a mechanic.

I.V. I remember Mystery Date. I always secretly wanted to play, but boys didn't dare back in dem daze. I did truly enjoy most boy things: riding my bike, collecting baseball cards and I would spend hours playing with matchbox and hotwheels cars.

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Am I the only one that does NOT remember this shit?

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Reminds me of when cell phones weighed 20lbs (SFW):
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The 60s version of this I would remember (MYSTERY DATE).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo

I was too busy in the 80s gelling my hair up a la Go-Go's, getting ready to go clubbing and dance to Superfreak and You Dropped a Bomb on Me.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

This game is a little sad.
Not as sad as those girls who substituted boyfriends with horses (ohhh...there are plenty of them!), but still....

From now on, I'm only going to answer my phone by saying, "HELLO HUNK!"

Now,now, MK, I am sure other people call you besides me.

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