Lindsay Lohan Will Save The Children Of India
A malnourished child of America is off to help the malnourished children of India. That's what Page Six is saying today. According to a source (aka Michael Lohan's loud assmouth), Lindsay Lohan is on her way to India to shoot a documentary about impoverished children for the BBC. No, not the Busted Broke Cokeheads network. The British Broadcasting Corporation.
The source added, "She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real."
LiLo will be doing something real alright. Some real good shit!
During one of her many trips to the land of shiny stars and white mountains, LiLo probably had a vision of herself as this generation's Gandhi. You know, that isn't such a bad thing. Maybe that will finally give her a reason to shave off that scabies-infested weave. And if the impoverished children of India don't embrace her as their new savior, she can always get a job at a calling center.
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This is he guy that was photographed with her awhile back for a NY minute. They were "working" on this. Harrumph.
Oh dear god my eyes! Crackhead sex is something I don't need to see.
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:18am.
It was one of the trashiest things I've seen all month!
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I agree. Trash is the only area where she excels!
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 1:18am.
Everything else has been said, so I'll just point out that her legs look like she doesn't shave them. As though there were a thin layer of red hair coating them
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ZOMG!! I thought it was freckles!!
Everything else has been said, so I'll just point out that her legs look like she doesn't shave them. As though there were a thin layer of red hair coating them because she just doesn't care at all.
I also watched that video, and I really don't know why I wasted three minutes of my life on it, and why it needed a "director". It was one of the trashiest things I've seen all month!
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This really isn’t helping!
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There is NO WAY her boobs are that big. No way.
Umm someone need to tell this girl that she aint no Kate Moss or remotely close to what Kate Moss look like
not even lip injections botox nose jobs cheek implants or chin reductions
would make this gingerbread crackie even close to what goddess Kate looks like
Last part was dramatized for shits n giggles
please take that responsibly
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This is so Barf!
ROFLMAO, generation Gandhi... and she shaves her head. And the call center thing... -- too funny!!!
Her arms are so far from sexy it's not even funny. What that huge scab on one of her arms?! GROSS! I think a little throw up came up into my mouth. It's so weird, big boobs and crack skinny arms. Attractive that is not.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
She looks like a coked-out street whore.
Submitted by connieculkins on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:01pm.
I must say I love Lindsay, always will. I think she is one of the most talented and underrated actresses we've got. She knows what she's worth, like Salma and Grace. She not only deserves a rich man, but one who is talented as well!
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This pic has clearly been photoshopped. Lilo's tits just aren't that big
She looks filthy, as if a film of dirt and grit blankets her arms. She's ghastly.
The girl is THE most OVERrated actress in history. I have not once seen her do anything remotely great or interesting on screen. No one would know her name anymore had she not become a coke whore.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
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You better NOT be refering to Grace Kelly.
Them's fightin words, hun.
The BBC...maybe the big black cock porn network. A cockumentary if you will.
Who Datt, not entirely true. Pakistan has nukes and they'd like a reason to use them.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody will harm her in India. Cows and rats are sacred there.
these pictures were supposed to be "iconic?" even the guy isn't good looking.
What a classy broad. I feel bad for the kids in India, as they didn't have enough to deal with already.
Snideychick sez:
Smoking and fucking must be the "new charity"....okay, then the gin and pineapple juice I'm drinkin' is my contribution for the chirrens.
The source added, "She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real."
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And LA is absolutely THRILLED to have her out of town as well.
Hope the cunt never comes back. She is absolutely, yes ABSOLUTELY disgusting!!!
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Oh cool. I've always wondered what Lindsay looked like when she's getting fucked and high out of her mind. I'm sure her parents are proud. Sad thing is they literally probably are proud of her.
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Girl you be CRAAZZY! I used to like her too, when she did something worth a damn. Keep rooting for her, but she doesn't"deserve" anything other than multiple STDs at this point.
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I must say I love Lindsay, always will. I think she is one of the most talented and underrated actresses we've got. She knows what she's worth, like Salma and Grace. She not only deserves a rich man, but one who is talented as well!
Jesus Christ, that picture. Ugh.
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BAH! lilo is going right to the source. India produces like half of the opium used in the world for morphine and some new dried poppie tea shit called "doda" that ppl keep getting busted for up here in Canada. and PS how in the heck is India poor when every east indian I know is ballin outta control!!
Yep, this jai-ho is a slumdog millionaire, all right...
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Great. Can't you just hear her 2-pack-a-day Newports croak, "For just one dollar a day you can feed a starving child."
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:16pm.
In related news, all the children of India are stampeding across the border into Pakistan.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Her skin looks really mottled and bad.
Even with the massive amounts of photoshop that prolly went into. She does look booblicious though and a bit like kate moss. The boy prolly had to douse himself in bleach to get of the coke residue. She truly looks dirty and smelly. Just. rancid.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:18pm.
Why isn't she balancing an ashtray on his back too? Slag.
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I'm sorry, but this pic is all sorts of disgusting. It's not art, there is nothing creative about it.
WTF- Going from a menage a trois photo shoot, looking like an Alantic City hooker on the ho walk too long, to helping the impoverished children of India by highlighting their plight on the BBC. Please just stop it-please.
I was eating my lunch...Until it all came back up thanks to that picture.
Somewhere in America, a truckstop is missing it's hooker.
Why isn't she balancing an ashtray on his back too? Slag.
In related news, all the children of India are stampeding across the border into Pakistan.
Is this what Dina means as an example of her daughter's "genius"?
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stop posing!
Jesus.....what a picture.
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I want to build my world around you- tell you that it's true
I want you to understand I'm talking about a lifetime plan...
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Ugh. Is there no one else the BBC can send? I am Indian-American. This sickens me.
If this skank thinks spreading her legs on camera is going to improve her image and make her look artistic, I've got some oceanfront property in Iowa to sell her.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why does Lindsay have that nelly queen on top of her?
(Lesbianism most foul!)
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:46am.
So she's smoking while fucking? Who does that?
it's to let him know when his time is up
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So she's smoking while fucking? Who does that? I wouldn't doubt one bit if his dick was actually in her asshole in this shot.
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