Tuesday, December 8th 2009
Only Johnny
Johnny Depp is the only human with a penis on this planet who can wear an Anna Wintour-inspired bob on his head and still make nipples twitch like they just swallowed a gob of wasabi.
Actually, let me rewind this bitch and correct myself. Johnny is the SECOND dude in all the land who can pull off a Wintour bob. Peter Pan Dude and his bob have been making genitals yodel for years! Get a piece of this (if you haven't had two servings already):
Here's more of Johnny making causing mass bagina bukkake at an airport in Tokyo earlier today.
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And by the way "Mrs Patrick Campbell" who GIVES A FUCK if he stinks ffs..its called shovin his ass in the shower, and unless you have had your mouth on his cock, you have no goddamn idea if his cock is small or not...so stfu and stop being ignorant. Dumbshit.
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
I don't care if he wears his Edward Scissorhands outfit, i would still wanna hit that and make him scream....*sigh*
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
i like him, he is a complete actor..!
sticker printing | folder printing
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 2:46am.
I really want to know. Why is it he still remains pretty slim but his face looks so damn bloated these days?
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Fillers?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I really want to know. Why is it he still remains pretty slim but his face looks so damn bloated these days?
He is a terrific actor with range, vision and no fear.
He may dress to tone down his beauty but it radiates from the inside.
There really is no accounting for taste. i love Johnny's work, but he is so NOT hot. Hes just so soft and feminine and .. boy like.
To Mrs. Patrick Campbell and Mama Moore: Can you really tell from photos such as this:
http://www.deppimpact.com/gallery/albums/caps_fn/fn0102.JPG
I've just noticed that in the 5th thumbnail there is a girl with a japanese 'Depp-alike' boyfriend/gayfriend. For bonus points she is holding a picture of what appears to be johnny on the john.
The girl behind her is trying to sell a copy of the 'big issue' (magazine sold by homeless people) with Depp on the front. How strange....
"Submitted by RhondaGazonda on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:22pm.
I adore Johnny Depp, and I have no idea why. He just has that certain charm or something.....even when he's silly looking, I love him."
Me too! I like silly looking men, with jewellry, hair, make up, hats, whatever.
Why is it that whenever a bloke has long hair people say they look smelly. Yes dreamboat Doherty looks rancid, I'll give you that one but Delightful Deppo does not.
I think he's still very attractive, but that haircut looks ridiculous, and it seems to be his default between each movie now. I wish he'd cut it off or grow it out.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Yup. Only Johnny Depp can pull that off.
Oops - I meant What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Been a long time since I thought of that movie.
I like him cause he's with someone who has a gap between her front teeth. It shows he's a little less superficial than many others.
Lol, Peter Pan dude is totally Phil Spector! Good call, Sunryse. Johnny Depp looks hot here. Always.
Depp is totally channeling Mickey Rourke here. Never thought I'd see the day.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Peter Pan Dude is Phil Spector. I swear!
I like him b/c he seems decent and amazingly zero scandals with him. No whoremongering which he so easily could have done.. that or he is the master of discretion but I think he's just a good guy. Watch Vanessa PAradis' interview where she talks about him (you tube) it's the most adorable thing and she literally swoons talking about him. DARLING!
Who knew 21 Jump Street would lead to his roles now? He's talented.
He looks a little like a lost Lennon sibling here though.. I wonder what his ethnicity is. He looks like he could have some Native American - very handsome.
I liked him in "Whatever Happened to Gilbert Grape" but that's about it.
His face is very similar to an ex so I'm reminded of that ex whenever I see JD.
So hot. I would run away with Johnny Depp in a minute.
He's pretty fug to me. He might be a great actor but I wouldn't know because I can barely stand to look at him, much less watch one of his movies. He looks smelly to me, like that fat ass Russell Crowe.
I love him and his acting skills. He doesn't have to be the hero, macho, or the star in a movie; my Johnny is a versatile one.
zzzzz...are he and Brad Shitt swappping stupid hats?
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Lenny Kravitz is the size OF a croissant!
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That man is so hot it's ridiculous.
He and Lenny Kravitz are sex on croissant!
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I adore Johnny Depp, and I have no idea why. He just has that certain charm or something.....even when he's silly looking, I love him.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:06pm.
AND I LOVE ESE !!!!!!!!....
sshhh!... quiet down... my ego will hear you!
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i don't know who has the worst "allure"?!
Depp looks like Anna Wintour mixed with Colin Farrell and the guy/woman in blue to a guy/woman in blue LOL
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:06pm.
AND I LOVE ESE !!!!!!!!....
sshhh!... quiet down... my ego will hear you!
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
KISSES TO MS, "your hair looks nice today".
an MK, don't you listen, postmylover's picture any time you'd like. I'd do him and like it!
I'll fuck you till u love me faggot
a jemgift from "The master Suck & Fuck" c2009
AND I LOVE ESE !!!!!!!!
DAMN AND IF I FEEL LIKE SAYING IT , I WILL !!!!!!
TRY TO STOP ME YOU CAN NOT !!!!!
I LOVE ESE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT , WHAT WANNA SAY SOMETHING , WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO THE MICROPHONE IN MY FIST !!!!!!!!!!
UH? WHAT ?
TEACHES OF PEACHES YA'LL
ESE , IS THE HOTTEST , PERIOD !!!!!!
MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:00pm.
KEYBOARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOT
FUCKEN A , I LOVE JOHNNY CUNTS !
SO WHAT THE FUCK
COME AT ME U FACKEN DAFTS !!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE SAYING , SHIT !
JOHNNY IS HOT AND EVERYBODY IS JELOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY BYE END OF RANT
CAZZO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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another silly panty pudding explosion that could have been avoided by watching "Nightmare on Elm Street"
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"Amidst the grass,
fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time."
*SWOON*
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the end...
KEYBOARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOT WOOT
FUCKEN A , I LOVE JOHNNY CUNTS !
SO WHAT THE FUCK
COME AT ME U FACKEN DAFTS !!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE SAYING , SHIT !
JOHNNY IS HOT AND EVERYBODY IS JELOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY BYE END OF RANT
CAZZO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Of course Depp was into the drugs back when he was in his 20s. What 20 year old was NOT in the 80s?
But he did something alot of these Hollywood brats never do.
He grew up.
Winona is probably only now clean and sober. And how many other of that Brat Pack crew bit it and bit it hard?
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Cue Brad Pitt getting a bob in 3...2...1...
C Word
lol! I have a Sonny and Cher Christmas DVD with their holiday episodes. I love it all except for the Sheilds and Yarnell skits.
(in Faye Dunhimaway voice) NO MIMES EVER!!
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SWOOOOOON! Never have a pair of blue glasses looked so good. Well except for on Gary Oldman in Dracula. But Johnny is SOOOOO HOT!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:06am.
This is a would not fuck across the board and I am surprised that I am alone in this.
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I completely agree with you. He looks like he might stink and the hat looks like it has a bow on the side. Not hot, not even a little.
I know he makes many a wet spots in many a underwear, but for me a big fat NADA! He looks unbathed, kinda pretentious, and I can barely understand him through his mumbles. A no go from this ho!
I have no doubt in my mind that back when Johnny was dating CokeKate he was partying too, but I think he had a HUGE wake up call when River Pheonix died right outside his club after taking drugs INSIDE.
SOme people do grow up and leave the nasty shit behind, which I believe he's done.
He's really into his children and his winery.
suckandfuck:
You'd never survive these suction cups, slut!
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We don't understand your attractia to Depp, MK. To us Depp has zero appeal to sisters due to:
1) the facelift(s) have ruined his face, making it bizarre/feminine
2) Numerous rumors of severe tinymeat would keep us from ever exploring 'down there'.
That is just it...
I am not one that believes Johnny is still a druggie.
Winona? Until recently, yes.
Some people DO grow up.
I don't even believe that Angelina is on that shit anymore. You try growing up in the spotlight as a teen and 20-something.
I did some shit I am glad no paparazzi was around to witness.
Hell, I still do! ;)
And I am not a Brangeloonie!
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:33am.
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*instant flashback*
Omg loozer - the Clinkers!! :D
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
i LOVE johnny depp!!
What a sexy man, what a talented, versatile actor... simply HOT HOT HOT !!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 11:33am.
I noticed nunya effers are attempting to give me a holiday kiss. I'm under the mistletoe fercrissakes!
*cupping hand and checking breath*
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It's hard to kiss your asshole when yer jeans are in the way.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Never did it for me. He always looks dirty and like he has a tiny wiener. He just doesn't carry himself like a man that's packin. Enough with the jewree too. Hate that shit on a man.
M.E. - BECAUSE YOU SAID FUCK YOU MEANS YOU CLICKED IT!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
*shoving tongue down Migraines throat*
There you go honey! Sloppy wet kisses!