The "Unidentified Woman" Is Tiger Woods' Mother-In-Law

Submitted by bryanfuller on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:44am.

i think she is trying to create fun........!
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all that money and living in a gated community in Fla? I wouldn't want to be married to him even if he was faithful if I had to live there. Then again if I was him I would be scared to marry Elin in case she ended up aging like her Mom. Golfers are notorious cheaters and with all the wealth and hero worship this guy has there is not a young good looking man on earth that wouldn't cheat constantly on his wife when he was on the road. The only difference is he is cheating with ugly pros and from what I hear they beat him like his Daddy did.
If Elin was older she would have been wiser and known that that marriage would never last. She already is starting to look haggy which is what 2 babies will do to a white girl. The Scandinavians are known for aging rapidly. He probably sees her as used up already. lets be honest he didn't marry her for her experience I am sure just for her innocence. The epitome of the word trophy wife. maybe he should just get her bronzed and stick her in his cabinet if he wants to keep her. It would save him a lot of money.

i think she is trying to create fun........!
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i bet she got a look at tiger's peen and that made her sick to the stomach

never seen $$$$ sign eyes for awhile....cha...cha...ching!!!

IMO Elin is simply gorgeous and she married beneath her. I hope her mother recovers soon. As for Tiger, I've heard that Gatorade already dropped him and I suspect others will follow suit.

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Even if Tiger had nothing to do with this, he will still look like the biggest dick if anything worse happens to his mother-in-law...Poor Elin. Just comes to show that irresponsibility can effect more than just your immediate family.

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From Wikipedia...

"Earl, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch. He refers to his ethnic make-up as “Cablinasian” (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, (American) Indian, and Asian)."

CABLINASIAN not CABLASIAN the way so many of you are listing it.

Submitted by connieculkins on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:12pm.
Personally I still love my Tiger. Have you all forgotten so quickly that he is probably one of the most talented sportsmen to ever exist? What talent does Elin have? Bleaching her hair? Having a couple babies? I think Tiger married below him and that's why he couldn't 'settle down'. Give him an Angelina Jolie and he wouldn't have cheated so soon. Elin's a pretty girl, but they're a dime a dozen..and Tiger knew that.

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You must have no idea how the male mind works. It's not what the wife ISN'T doing at home. It is the thrill of the kill, love of the chase.

He has all he needs. Beautiful wife, beautiful kids, all the money in the world and is the best at his sport. What else is there for him to conquer? Nothing other than cheap hobags that serve his drinks. He gets to feel like a real man because he knows he is so much more superior than him.

It is also hysterical that you think some hot piece of ass woman like Angelina Jolie will never get cheated on. Really? It happens all.the.time and often with women that aren't as hot as the wife.

Submitted by Nyah on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 4:18pm.

You know Tiger's mom isn't black, right? So your racist conversation is off :/

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I thought Tiger's mom was Thai...just asking.

The irony is that the reports are that Tiger is re-negotiating his pre-nup with Elie because he wants her to stay around so he won't LOSE his contracts, which are considerably higher when he can portray himself as a devoted, family man.

Of course it's hypocritical, but he knew that when he signed the contract and said "I do".

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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 4:18pm.

You know Tiger's mom isn't black, right? So your racist conversation is off :/

For a second there, I thought Maggie Gyllenhaal was involved in Tiger's mess too.
Hope this lady gets better.

Submitted by original putas on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 4:35pm.

Oh shut up! You keep saying that but you're still here commenting. Go read a book.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:17pm.

I'm sorry, but this was pretty f*ing obvious. Blonde older woman and Tiger's mom is a brunette, clearly his wife's mom. Ugh, I'm so tired of this already. Leave the people alone to deal with their own problems. I hate turning on ESPN and having to hear about personal lives. I want to see SPORTS not bs.

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Yeah but she comes here FOR the bs. When she turns on ESPN she wants sports. How does that not make sense?

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:17pm.

I'm sorry, but this was pretty f*ing obvious. Blonde older woman and Tiger's mom is a brunette, clearly his wife's mom. Ugh, I'm so tired of this already. Leave the people alone to deal with their own problems. I hate turning on ESPN and having to hear about personal lives. I want to see SPORTS not bs.

I don't think he should looze any endorcements. USA is so hypocritical. I mean its sex between consenting adults. Ok he was married, but that should be between him, and the wifey. He's not exactly a public official. These fuking Senators get away with glory holeing it all over, and nothing happens, but Tiger's got to go down like he murdered somebody.

Okay, Dis what happened Now:

Tiger Baby Moma's Momma got there, and Tiger's Momma answers the door, and Tiger Baby's Gran Momma said: "Vere is my Daughta", and Tiger Momma said: "Bitch, don't be Bustin in here wit NO Attitude"!!!

and Tiger Baby's Gran Momma said: "Vat, Vat??" "Lissen Beech, I Don Vant Any Truble Vit Jew"...

and Tiger Momma said: "Don't Start Nun, Won't BE NUN".....

and Tiger Baby Gran Momma said: "Beech, out ov My Vay"....

And Tiger Momma Said: "Oh No YOU DI'INT"...???? BIP-BOP-BAM !!!!

Next thing ya knows:
EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY..PLEASE SEND DA AMALAMS TO TIGER WOOD'S HOUSE!!!!

And Tiger's Baby Momma Said: You Beech..YOU BEECH...Vat Did You Do to my Mamma?!?!

And Tiger Mamma Said: Listen ya big Viking Bitch, don't make me have to hurt you, ya already ruined my son's good name! Now go see bout yo momma in da Hospital!
And Dat's how it went down Ya'll !!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:17pm.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Tiger nailed his mother in law in an orgy of dwarf prostitutes while tripping on acid and painting himself fuschia.

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The drugs, MIL nailing and dwarf prostitute orgy wouldn't faze him one bit.

But trying to pronounce "Cablafuchsian" repeatedly and on camera could get taxing in a hurry.

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EWW!

this is what tiger gets to look forward to in the golden years.

not attractive, this bag & elin have sour bitter beer face.

Famous people are modern day royalty. They use commoners and don't ever see them as equals. The only commoners they might accept are the ultra wealthy or gorgeous, but they do the picking and choosing. They will always be on a higher level. Elin was and is a common girl. Tiger will find a new wife who will be his equal, one he will respect and have things in common with. His new wife will radiate fame.

Submitted by pomegranate on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
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Please, please...let Nike follow. (-:

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No Words, this would sink him...and it's exactly what he deserves...but Nike will probably stick with him. Here's to hoping, though!

y connieculkins on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:12pm.

Personally I still love my Tiger. Have you all forgotten so quickly that he is probably one of the most talented sportsmen to ever exist? What talent does Elin have? Bleaching her hair? Having a couple babies? I think Tiger married below him and that's why he couldn't 'settle down'. Give him an Angelina Jolie and he wouldn't have cheated so soon. Elin's a pretty girl, but they're a dime a dozen..and Tiger knew that.

someone wants a Dlisted attack
ANGELINA Jolie?
dont make me laugh
and for all you know Elin is talented and smart and GOLF is not a fucking sports its a rich men way of pretending to play sports becuase it requires no more skill than hitting a sitting ball so go f yourself
and CHEATING for any reason is no forgiven

“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox

If anything, Elin married beneath her.

Tiger may be the best in his past-time (I personally don't consider golf a sport) but irregardless of that, he is a ho amongst hos, and now that Pandora's skank box has had the lid blown off the truth is coming out.

If Elin stays with him she is a damn fool.

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Submitted by connieculkins on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:12pm.
Personally I still love my Tiger. Have you all forgotten so quickly that he is probably one of the most talented sportsmen to ever exist? What talent does Elin have? Bleaching her hair? Having a couple babies? I think Tiger married below him and that's why he couldn't 'settle down'. Give him an Angelina Jolie and he wouldn't have cheated so soon. Elin's a pretty girl, but they're a dime a dozen..and Tiger knew that.
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Ohhhh Connie, get ready for a beat down here with those comments!!!

Personally I still love my Tiger. Have you all forgotten so quickly that he is probably one of the most talented sportsmen to ever exist? What talent does Elin have? Bleaching her hair? Having a couple babies? I think Tiger married below him and that's why he couldn't 'settle down'. Give him an Angelina Jolie and he wouldn't have cheated so soon. Elin's a pretty girl, but they're a dime a dozen..and Tiger knew that.

Submitted by pomegranate on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
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Please, please...let Nike follow. (-:

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:45pm.
When in hell is this asshole going to lose endorsements? Or are corporations really that callous? Never mind, stupid question...

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Hmmm...maybe this is the beginning (though Gatorade is pathetically denying it has anything to do with Tiger's ho problem)...

How the fuck did Elin turn out so hot. With all due respect, Mama here looks like 10 miles of bad road.

Shouldn't there be a law defining how much money assholes and shitheads can make?

I could care less about who anyone fucks...I just want karma to kick this arrogant prick in the nuts. (i guess karma is elin's middle name)

i'm repulsed and fascinated about all this stuff coming out about the cablasian casanova...
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:47pm.
Has someone made a T-shirt yet that says:

"I fucked Tiger and all I got was this lousy T-shirt?"
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LMAO! That's a great idea!

At least woods isn't going to be best man at his friend's wedding now. And if the bride to be is smart, she will not allow Woods anywhere near her husband or them to continue being friends- in my personal experience guys whose best friends are chronic cheaters often slip down the same slope sooner than later. The cheaters normalize such behavior. Birds of a feather, indeed.

Stomach ache warrants an ambulance? Walk it off, wuss. I pulled a metal pole from my shin (tripped and fell on a low tree fence thing) and propped it up with some pillows and had some vodka. Then again it was before my insurance for my new job kicked in.

I hope Tiger sees what he has done to his family. All of this for skank pussy. I guess he didn't learn anything about being discrete from his pro-athlete friends.

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:45pm.
When in hell is this asshole going to lose endorsements? Or are corporations really that callous? Never mind, stupid question...

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All those big wigs at his sponsor's corporation re prolly guilty of the same thing: having a ho on the side.

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Ambien probably has him on speed dial.
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Hahahaha, that would be fantastic.

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:45pm.
When in hell is this asshole going to lose endorsements? Or are corporations really that callous? Never mind, stupid question...
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Ambien probably has him on speed dial.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:45pm.

Mama Moore ~ "Just Fuck It" is Nike new motto.
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Nike's gotta drop him. Right?
This is too unseemly.

Has someone made a T-shirt yet that says:

"I fucked Tiger and all I got was this lousy T-shirt?"

When in hell is this asshole going to lose endorsements? Or are corporations really that callous? Never mind, stupid question...

Mama Moore ~ "Just Fuck It" is Nike new motto.
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Maybe his wife spent all her time posting on gossip blogs all day and Tiger was lonely.

Norwaygirl:

If more Americans thought like you, there'd be less lawsuits/alimony payouts/prenuptial agreements!

And less Americans.

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New Nike motto:
Just do it......... but don't get caught.

I choose to believe the facts, and not some skank. I only believe he fucked the one with the voicemail.

I never believed Beckham cheated either. No proof. And he did not admit anything.

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