Tuesday, December 8th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of Scientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of Special Affairs (OSA), which polices the internet for “Suppressives”, managed to shut down her YouTube channel twice, but it has recently been successively reposted. (Blind Gossip)

The hint "famous name" pretty much grabbed onto my finger and pointed it directly at Lisa Marie Presley (question mark here). But I'm going to guess Chaka Khan too, because I'd love to see the Scientologists try to wrestle with her.

This very attractive and popular female model and sometime reality star thought she had the funniest joke the other night. While at a Christmas event/party she kept saying, "Oh it will be a White Christmas." She then would do a bump of coke off her hand. All night she followed the same pattern until finally at one point the whole table she was at said it before she could. She then laughed and did another line. (CDAN)

Joanna Krupa?

We’re not sure why everyone cares so much about this whole Tiger Woods thing. Sure, it’s despicable, but it’s not like it’s unique. What would really shake things up is if the mistresses started coming out for this married female A list singer. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)

While I was reading this blind item, Reba McEntire (we're not here to judge each other) popped up on my iTunes, so I'll take that as a sign and guess her. Or Beyonce? Or Fuggie Fug?

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this is going to be Juliette Lewis.......!
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Churble's picture

Adrianne Curry for #2. ANTM, plus her Brady reality shit. And that bitch always thinks she's being clever.

misstia's picture

i say lisa marie for #1...might explain why she's moved to the UK for awhile....could keep her away from the base of scieno-power.....

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1. dun give a flyin alien fuck
2. Sophie Monk
3. Celine/Barbara Streisand/ Bette Midler....someone of them
Fergie is NOT A list

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Slutleena's picture

I'm hoping that it's Juliet Lewis because I think she's cool and down to earth. Saddens me that she's a $cieno.

I'm tired of Tiger Woods. People are all in an uproar but this is normal for most atheletes (save a few). I used to work in a mall attached to hotels players would stay at. I can't count how many married players have hit me or "mistakenly" handed me their room key instead of their credit card. I've been hearing about Payton Manning sleeping around for years from several different people.

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HoityToity's picture

Anybody has the link to that youtube vid? I searched and could not find it. Is it still up?

babybunny's picture

yeah for anyone who quits that insane CO$....

chasing windmills's picture

1
sticking with juliette
2
i meant to say janice dick, pun intended - who the hell is angie dick?
3
changing it to Pink

letinstar's picture

i would love for the ranting stylings on youtube to be juliette lewis...

and bouncey popped into my head for the last one..
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SilentWitness's picture

LM Presley or Juliette Lewis for the first.

Stumped.

Last one may be Dolly Parton.

Athina's picture

#2--Janice Dickinson??

#3-Celine Dion?? Maybe Renee just can't get it up anymore.

crabcake23's picture

Mariah for the last one.

MuffinAmy's picture

@MadamPince re: Fuggie... EXACTLY!

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MuffinAmy's picture

#1) Juliette Lewis, although Lisa Marie would be rad if just because she has so much money that CO$ would hate it if she bounced.
#2) Def Joanna Krupa, just because I hate that stupid stupid stupid bitch. She's definitely the kind to think everyone thinks she's funny as shit when they're just rolling eyes and laughing at her.
#) Fuggie. She just came out with a statement recently that, through therapy, she's come to understand that sleeping with bitches counts as cheating in her marriage. Time for my eye roll...

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Madam Pince's picture

Fergie sticks out as the last item for me, simply because she was recently blabbing about how her therapist taught her she couldn't eat cooch and still consider herself monogamous to Duhamel. Yet another example of celebrity TMI ... or a possible admission of mistresses?

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Please let it be Juliette Lewis ...

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and we know Fergie loves the Beav, but is she even married? I can't picture any married gayelles to fit this one! A-list, even??

I'm saying Juliette Lewis for the first one as she's famous but not for singing...

zomay's picture

The last one is a woman who is married to a man but on the down low cheats with the ladies.

I am going to say Mariah. Her and Da Brat cruise for chicks.

:D

Heeeheeeeheeeeheeeeeeee.

Albatross's picture

So, wait - which one is the cheater in the last BI? 'Cause the way it's worded makes it sound like the female singer is the one with the mistresses. ???

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Barb Dwyer's picture

#1: Chaka Khan!!! Makes me want to sing now.....cue the 80's!

KD's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 4:07pm.

oh ok I thought it meant the female singer had mistresses
Du OH!
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That is what I thought, too.. derrrrrrr

zomay's picture

So the last one is about a singer who gets with women? Or is it a singer with a cheating partner?

I thought it was a singer who likes women on the side.

Secret Original's picture

I don't think Lisa Marie is smart enough to become disenchanted with CO$.

loozer's picture

Snowy, Snowy, Snowy! I thought it meant sappho lovin' too.
lol@zomay for #1 = "Good For You"!

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M.E.'s picture

I just about barfed up my insides when I read the list of current and past celebrities that do/have belonged to the CO$

http://www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_scientologist.html

Capitanne's picture

1. Lisa Marie has baby twins, does she really have time for anti-COS ranst on you tube? Juliet Lewis is a dumb guess.

2. Paulina Poriskova or Twiggy late of ANTM

3. Fergie - no way Josh Du is straight and into that meth hag

zomay's picture

#1 good for you.

#2 Petra?

3# Mariah

borg queen's picture

(1) Juliette Lewis or even J-Ho (her dad and best friend is a scientologist)

(2) Heidi Klum - popular model and reality star but am leaning more to Tyra. She thinks she is way funnier than she really is. Plus Tyra is crazy is a kooky-cokehead kind of way.

(3) What about Pink? She has muff dived b4.

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oh ok I thought it meant the female singer had mistresses
Du OH!
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chasing windmills's picture

1.
I am guessing not Lisa, but Juliette Lewis. I am defining famous as merely recognizable. Lisa Marie doesn't give a crap about people outside of her circle enough to post a youtube about it.
2.
Kate Moss? Her life is a reality show or Angie Dick. Yeah, out of those 2 my money is on Angie Dick, too.
3.
Who cares? Vadge? Avril? Brit?

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1. Juliette Lewis
2. Don't give a shit
3. Celine Dion

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Beyonce has yet to have her professional/personal heaux up or blow up moment.

But I hardly think Jay-Z is foolin' around on her yet.

She definitely upgraded his ass!

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KD's picture

CO$- don't care
model- Tila Tequila? (though I don't think she's attractive!!!)
singer- hmmmmm, the only A-List married female singer I can think of is Beyonce. Fergie is NOT A-List.