Is Mickey Rourke Going To Be Someone's Husband Again?
There's a rumor going around that Loki's heartmate forever Mickey Rourke is about to make his 24-year-old Russian girlfriend Elena Kuletskaya his third wife. Since Mickey knows that his face can melt off at any minute, he's hoping to get married as soon as this April in Russia. Yes, Russia. Mickey is just looking for an excuse to have a wedding cake infused with 100 proof vodka. Does O'Casey's Pub in Manhattan also moonlight as a bakery? Anyway....
Page Six says that Mickey and Elena met on the set of Iron Man 2, where she was helping him learn Russian for his role as Whiplash. It was love at first salad tossing, and they have been inseparable ever since.
Mickey was married to Debra Feur in 1981 for 8 years. In 1992, he married his Wild Orchid co-star Carre Otis. Two years later, Mickey was arrested for Ike Turner-ing her, but they didn't divorce until 1998.
Mickey deserves forever love just like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast does. However, whenever a tiff with Elena makes Mickey's face boil like a pot of hot turkey chili, he just needs to sit on his hands so he doesn't have an encore of the Carre Otis shit.
And I approve of Mickey's choice, because Russian girls are my favorite. They know what is in important in life: diamonds, gold and cheap reproductions of baroque paintings. I can say that, because I'm half Russian. Okay, I'm not half Russian, but I'm pretty sure my body is 50% vodka. That counts!
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kitten 666 How many times has that idiot been married ? He'll beat up another director and she'll bail with the cash . In my crystal ball I see him working at McDonalds some day . I refuse to watch his movies because of that offensive word he calls gays . I wonder if he uses the N word too ? He's a god damned psycho ! He cut off his own finger because he was mad at his friend . Not any amount of money would be enough to sleep with that arogant creep ! My friend is a fan of his . She got the opertunity to meet him . He would not even say hello to her . This was at the hight of his fame . A couple of years later he was broke and working at a 711 or something . How could she be into that creep ? YUCK !!!!!!!! Who would want to sleep with her after his greasy mits were on her ? Would you sleep with any of his exs ?
Russians are stoic and indomitable in their will to obtain.
Maybe she needs glasses and has no sense of smell! Anything to get attention!
hey look she's wearin mimi's ring too!
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:28pm.
What is it with middle aged men and these eastern European sluts? First Mel Gibson with his cheap piece of ass and porn-star namesake Oksana/Roxana and now Rourke.
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These Russian girls must have nerves of steel and the stomachs of a sewer workers. They have collectively brought gold digging to an advanced high art. They are so desperate and poor that they will do anything. Most of the more disgusting porn sites have Russian girls doing any filthy thing. My scumbag ex married one 25 years younger (he-45/she 20) She didn't know a word of English and he didn't speak no Russian. She didn't give a fuck as long as he provided the meal ticket.
Has Mickey been drinking bong water? The stench of gold=digger is wafting across the interwebs.
bourgie:
Are you for real?
Because to get to said DNA, you have to fuck what's presently laid before you TODAY?
And that mug is an EPIC FAIL across the board, and no way in hell hittable!
At least not for those with sight and sense!
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No offense to Russian chicks and Eastern Europeans but those tricks will fuck anything for money. They'll even come up to you in a bar and straight up ask your ass how much money you make before they decide to waste their time on you.
Schisty bitches. But oh well at least Mickey believes she really loves him (ha!). He better make sure he signs a prenup and gets married to her quickly incase his career ends [again]. Once he stops bringing home the bacom that trick will leave him faster than he can say the word "broke". Trust.
all the power to you...enjoy while you can..
I watched 'The Wrestler' the other day (the ending was crap) and all I could focus on were his wonky fingernails. Seeing his hand like that is bringing back bad memories....*shudder*
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
who cares what he looks like now? that's all external stuff that he did. The important thing is that the DNA that made the originally gorgeous Mickey is still intact. You can't change that and he should be producing little Mickey's who look like he used to. This chick though could fuck that up with her fug DNA.
Claires must've been havin' a sale. That joo-ree is d'gorgeous!
Nicole Kidman before and after plastic surgery.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
No mickey dont do it pleeeeeeeeease,,you are MICKEY ROURKE ,,the single hardcore dudes of the world need you as our beacon.
think of sunglasses as portable eyeshadow
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:26pm.
His hand gesture is simply marvelous...It's like he's showcasing her vagina a la some "Price is Right" game show modeling shit....I want a man who will publicly showcase my vajay-jay like it's lined in gold and spits diamonds...
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You mean it doesn't?
OMG!!!!! ;)
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Um...Well, of course it does! *doing the Mickey Rourke vajay-jay hand gesture with own tiger paw*...See?
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ooooooooooooh! Pretty!
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:26pm.
His hand gesture is simply marvelous...It's like he's showcasing her vagina a la some "Price is Right" game show modeling shit....I want a man who will publicly showcase my vajay-jay like it's lined in gold and spits diamonds...
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You mean it doesn't?
OMG!!!!! ;)
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Um...Well, of course it does! *doing the Mickey Rourke vajay-jay hand gesture with own tiger paw*...See?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 7:26pm.
His hand gesture is simply marvelous...It's like he's showcasing her vagina a la some "Price is Right" game show modeling shit....I want a man who will publicly showcase my vajay-jay like it's lined in gold and spits diamonds...
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You mean it doesn't?
OMG!!!!! ;)
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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What is it with middle aged men and these eastern European sluts? First Mel Gibson with his cheap piece of ass and porn-star namesake Oksana/Roxana and now Rourke.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
His hand gesture is simply marvelous...It's like he's showcasing her vagina a la some "Price is Right" game show modeling shit....I want a man who will publicly showcase my vajay-jay like it's lined in gold and spits diamonds...(it does by the way...*tiger eyes shifting back and forth searching for the drunktards who might buy that mess*....No takers? I'll come back around midnight...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's babyfied her. Look at his right hand -- typical "I got her pregant" pose.
"We over the moon" announcement in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
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I never said that it was your fault. I said that I'm going to blame you.
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The other reason he is having his wedding in cold, cold, Russia so that his face won't start melting in the middle of the ceremony. He should really be sent to Siberia. An old style KGB banishment would really do the world some good-- out of sight out of mind!
Ram Jam, Ram Jam, Ram Jam!!!
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
My ex was a damn Russian...his sister and her friends were all gold digging Russian whores who did nothing but chain smoke, chug vodka, flirt with old nasty men and go shopping... This chick certainly fits the "type" =)
" Now, I'm not sayin' I'm the best...but, I'm the best"
-Kanye West
yeah but those Russian bitches are crazy, who watched Miami Social???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I've heard that Russian girls always get their way. Once you dip into a Russian pussy, you're hooked.
9 1/2 weeks shaped my young mind!
I would tap all three holes. Look at the smile on his face!!! ;)
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
I wonder if a Russian ho would try to latch onto me if I went over there?
I've always imported...
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That woman is agreeing to spend the "rest of her days" looking at that face, in marriage, "till death do them part'?
Ahahaha!!
Egads. Disturbing.
are the russian men that vile that causes these tricks to get snuggly with the likes of mickey rourke?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Why would he marry a hooker?
this seems to be her MS, I guess she hasn't updated it in awhile since it had some Russian Singer as her BF LIKE A MONTH AGO! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Why the hell do people feel bad for her??
She's certainly going for the wallet and saw an easy 'in'. The way most of those girls lived growing up makes it easy to understand why they want security in the form of cash. They want their piece of the American action and yeah, she will leave him after a couple of years, if even, but she's got the looks and will use them. You have to understand their different way of seeing things. They also didn't grow up in a "religious" society so they don't have as much taboo about marrying for money.
The men who marry women from former Soviet countries are in for a rude awakening if they think a girl will be a doting housewife "servant" type, though. They are independent and shrewd.
I don't mean all of this in a bad way, though, I don't! I say take what they give you. And that's why I'm like MK- Russian girls are the hottest bitches!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 5:20pm.
OMG Yes. He was the total hotness in the 80's. F'ing gorgeous in Rumble Fish.
madam s.:
I can.
In the 80s, Rourke was considered a hot bad boy, and he could coast on that alone and nail plenty of hot chicks.
Plus, he was actually thought of as talented then, and not washed up.
But now?
I don't care HOW talented he is, that face is BEAT thrice over with no sign of resuscitation and there is not enough talent in the world that would convince me to lie down with a human wildabeest!
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She definitely has that mail order bride look going. He'll never find someone beautiful like Carre Otis. I can't even believe he got Otis in the first place. It must have been the chihuahuas.
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Mickey used to be my mad crush. In the 80's he was smokin' hot. He's got crazy going for him too: usually the crazies make for better lovers. I love the fact that he loves dogs and he is an amazing actor, but I can honestly say there is no amount of vodka that would make me drop my drawers for him today. No way Jose.
He better get it while he still can.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I barely trust him with puppies...and she is pretty, but not a puppy, so...no.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I got all excited at the mention of 'beauty and the beast', I was thinking 1980's, Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton. Come to think of it Mickey does look a bit like Vincent the lion beast.
She could easily find herself a better looking rich man who will get her a green card. Poor thing must be pretty desperate.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Mickey is smart.
Marry hot piece while career is hot.
Once his career tanks again she is out the door with a bottle of Smirnoff!
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Girlie better watch out. Mail Order Brides usually come to bad ends.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
That is some high end ass right thurr. Way to go Mickey!
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
As long as she doesn't end up being a punching bag...congrats!
That poor stupid woman. There are better ways to get into the United States.
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