Hot Slut Of The Week: Harald Glööckler
Birthday: ?
Age: Unicorns never age
Birth Name: Harald Glööckler
Original Date of HS of the Day: December 2, 2009
Claim to Fame: One summer night in Germany, a star fell from the star and out pranced Harald looking just like he does now. The faeries gathered around him, ejaculated over his eyes and then carried him to Berlin where he became the toast of the fashion world. Okay, he actually became the toast of HSN, which is better if you ask me. Harald currently sells fancy rayon ensembles to the masses on HSN!
Where is he now? Most likely covering his skin with a paste made from melted down mannequins. It's one of his daily rituals.
Why is he HS of the Week? THE BROWS! THE JEWELS! THE BEAUTY! THE BULGE (it's rhinestones and Skittles)! THE EVERYTHING!
Below are some pictures of Harald at a party last week with Nastassja Kinski and Bonnie Tyler. True story: Harald's glamorous eye staches were the inspiration for "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
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sneaker: airmax 90, 95 etc $35-42 free shiping.
boots: UGG etc $60 free shiping.
Jeans : polo etc $35-49 free shipping
T-shirts : A&f etc $12-18 free shipping.
hoodies: 5ive etc $28-40 free shipping
handbags: Ed hardy etc $35-68 free shipping
Sunglasses: LV etc $17 free shipping
Belts: BOSS etc $15 free shipping
Caps: red bull etc $12-15 free shipping
Watches:rolex etc $80 free shipping
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no doubt, he is a slut.....!
sticker printing | folder printing
Alright Michael.... Put down the bong and come to your senses!!!
Don't you dare.... this Botox train wreck is a MESS!!! You just like the bulge, so name IT Hot Slut, but NOT that Play Dough face, please! If that was some bitch, you'd be rippin that cunt to shreds.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 10:36pm.
what on earth is he sporting in his pants..dayum it is huge...he is repulsive but his crotch area is happening....
Hot, greasy, salty. A saveloy?
TOTALLY AGREE THAT HE SHOULD BE HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!!
Harald Glööckler....even his name is magical...Haaaarald Glöööööckler.......ahhhhh....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
OMG...I am like a deer before a transport truck....the elegance...so demure....so perfect....I just want to sculpt him, but no marble is perfect enough to capture his zexyness...*swoon* He is Mr. D-Listed!!!
If he doesn't win HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR..I am quitting this bitch! He's representin'!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Facepalm doesn't even begin to cover this shit.
OMG He is seriously my new favorite UNICORN TAPESTRY!!! He is a rhapsody in synthetics! LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM!!!
OMG!! "How could Tiger Woods overlook this beauty?" Hilarious! He is ubergay
Rhinestones and skittles! It's what's for dinner LOL
I heart you, MK, you make me laugh every day.
Max Factor Pan Stick and Pressed Powder....I showed him how to do his face but Blanche and I had NOTHING to do with the Disney Witch hairline and Eye Brows........I blame it all on those new High Def camera's.....and it not being 1940.....Love and Holiday Wishes Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Bitch stole General Zod's look!
http://www.outofthinairblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/terencestampg...
He and Baby Smiley need to join eyebrow forces and open a salon together.
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
Too much powder!! It ages the face, cut back on the loose or pressed powder Harald.
Edited: Bonnie Tyler looks wonderful, WHAT happened to Kinski? Woman looks like she's old beyond her years! Maybe she should go back to a rich brunette hair color, the blonde is just not flattering.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 12/09/2009 - 8:03am.
Wow, I think that's a unicorn tattoo peeking out from his bosom.
He looks like Saddam Hussein's sons after they were killed and then reconstructed, had makeup put on their corpses, then photographed.
Dies happy after THIS comment......
Congrats , you sexy bitch!! Represent!!!
And the Kinski looks like doodoo, man she cant even be that old yet....
ah...glorious!
Wow, I think that's a unicorn tattoo peeking out from his bosom.
He looks like Saddam Hussein's sons after they were killed and then reconstructed, had makeup put on their corpses, then photographed.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NASTASSJA KINSKI!
AND BONNIE TYLER!
GLÖÖÖÖÖÖCKNER has amazing taste in womens, no?
and that bulge...yum. LIke a Swarovski Bun!
I wonder what Bruno thinks??
Unicorn tat. Classy.
I hate it when I stutter-post.
He's not at QVC, either.
MK, did you take an Ambien/Vicodin cocktail and r having sweaty sex wif yerself?!
I can't find his ensoms at HSN. Here's an almost nude (catastrophic) picture of The Harald:
http://www.bild.de/BILD/lifestyle/mode-beauty/fotos/mode/2009/02/fg-tier...
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 8:47pm.
Gross. There's something so repulsive about this guy.
And his yellow teeth are disgusting.
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WHOA, HEY!!! HE LOOKS LIKE SOME CHEAP TRANNY TRICK FROM EL PASO.
(I think that's the strongest remark I've ever seen you post little_rascal! lol)
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 8:57pm.
He Sharpied his hairline too.
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Nice catch.
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!?
I plead the fifth
Glamour and Divinity's love child for truth!
Unicorns never age. Sigh, I love MK.
what on earth is he sporting in his pants..dayum it is huge...he is repulsive but his crotch area is happening....
mmmmmmmmmmm.PERFECt!!
He Sharpied his hairline too.
Second thumbnail, left to right:
Taylor Lautner, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Joe Francis, Matthew McConaughey, Kim Zolnicak.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
He almost has a little Siouxsie Sioux angling going on at the beginning of the brows...
S&B, OMG! I thought it was Joe Francis too!
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LOL...I JUST fired up Dlisted, and the SECOND I saw that pic, I posted the comment.
You know how sometimes you need to look at the pics to get ideas?
Not this time! :)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Gross. There's something so repulsive about this guy.
And his yellow teeth are disgusting.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 8:41pm.
Joe Francis is not aging well.
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OMG! I thought it was Joe Francis too! When I saw the pic my first thought JF n drag.
Joe Francis is not aging well.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 12/08/2009 - 8:07pm.
Damn..this is gay to nth degree. What's in his pants that's trying to get out?
That really looks bad. LOL
The 2nd thumb pic should be included in the definition of gay in the dictionary. Scary gayness.
How could Tiger Woods overlook this beauty?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Kinski is going baldski.
Is that a Sharpie beard too? Clever.
P.S. LMAO @ "Unicorns never age"!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Damn..this is gay to nth degree. What's in his pants that's trying to get out?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
DAYUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YES YA'LL , DON'T BE LIE TELLING THIS PRIME BEEF RIGHT HERE !
PUT SOME TALIKA ON THEM BROWS!!!!!!!!!!
@SUCKANDFUCK
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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JESUS SAVES WITH COUPONS YA'LL , DLISTED APPROVED !
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Gotta hand it to mah sista--she is out there, sayin' a biig EF U to the world, while doin huh thang and makin huh money, honey! You go gurrl! (hand around head, a snap, and a neck shake)
What an utterly random trio...
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Now this is Hot Slut of the Year material. I really want an animate object to win this year!!
LOOK! IT'S MR. MY-DAD-KILLED-MY-MOM-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here